My awakening

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April 4, 2013 at 12:38 am #1270289
barrettone
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@MR207 537887 wrote:

It’s situated in the SKY lol

way to make fun of the situation!

But we’ve been past the sky. Where is the moon in this scenario? Or is that no moon?
April 4, 2013 at 12:39 am #1270416
Savvydravvy
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@DeezNuts 537886 wrote:

Yup.. how do you get about, are there trains running? Do we need to buy a bloody oyster card?

What happens if you become a mass murdering paedophile whilst in heaven?

I think as you go to stab your first victim, the cloud (assuming thats what the ground is made of) beneath you opens up and you fall into hell!
April 4, 2013 at 12:39 am #1270418
Savvydravvy
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@MR207 537887 wrote:

It’s situated in the SKY lol

way to make fun of the situation!

Sorry didnt think about that. My bad!

Oh wait, urrrrm……when does the sky start again?
April 4, 2013 at 12:41 am #1270704
Deez
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@MR207 537887 wrote:

It’s situated in the SKY lol

way to make fun of the situation!

Well.. it can’t be because we’d have travelled through it and seen it..
April 4, 2013 at 12:42 am #1270619
MR207
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haha shut up guys. YOU CAN’T SEE SPIRITS IN THE SKY, you’re only mortal after all
April 4, 2013 at 12:43 am #1270290
barrettone
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@MR207 537895 wrote:

haha shut up guys. YOU CAN’T SEE SPIRITS IN THE SKY, you’re only mortal after all

We all live in the Matrix. My Alien Lizard gods told me so. It’s operated from the core of the Moon.
April 4, 2013 at 12:44 am #1270705
Deez
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@MR207 537895 wrote:

haha shut up guys. YOU CAN’T SEE SPIRITS IN THE SKY, you’re only mortal after all

So are you. As in you’re going to die. No afterlife. Just death 😀
April 4, 2013 at 12:45 am #1270706
Deez
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@barrettone 537896 wrote:

We all live in the Matrix. My Alien Lizard gods told me so. It’s operated from the core of the Moon.

no way brah!!
April 4, 2013 at 12:45 am #1270419
Savvydravvy
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@barrettone 537896 wrote:

We all live in the Matrix. My Alien Lizard gods told me so. It’s operated from the core of the Moon.

Thats your belief, and i accept that. But im just wondering what we would find if we tunneled to the middle of the moon where this matrix of yours is situated?
April 4, 2013 at 12:45 am #1270512
Izbeckistan
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Go to heaven for the temperature, hell for the company.
April 4, 2013 at 12:46 am #1270620
MR207
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You guys can go to hell… oh wait.. :laugh_at:
April 4, 2013 at 12:47 am #1270291
barrettone
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@MR207 537901 wrote:

You guys can go to hell… oh wait.. :laugh_at:

Well according to Jewish doctrine I’m safe. Chosen people waheeey.
April 4, 2013 at 12:49 am #1270707
Deez
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@MR207 537901 wrote:

You guys can go to hell… oh wait.. :laugh_at:

According to my religion (which I just made up and is definitely true.. i’m even going to write a book about it called the Didle) you are the one who’s going to hell.
April 4, 2013 at 12:50 am #1270621
MR207
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@DeezNuts 537903 wrote:

According to my religion (which I just made up and is definitely true.. i’m even going to write a book about it called the Didle) you are the one who’s going to hell.

you spelled heaven wrong at the end there. I can help you with your spelling if you want!
April 4, 2013 at 12:51 am #1270708
Deez
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@MR207 537904 wrote:

you spelled heaven wrong at the end there. I can help you with your spelling if you want!

Nope, the Didle says that all non believers will be sent to a concentration camp and blasted with various forms of metal including but not limited to, industrial death and thrash, until they submit to my will.
April 4, 2013 at 12:54 am #1270683
pyross.
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in the name of the father, son and holy ghost
head, shoulders, knees and toes
turn up your nose, strike that pose.
HEY MACARENA!
April 4, 2013 at 12:54 am #1270622
MR207
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@DeezNuts 537905 wrote:

Nope, the Didle says that all non believers will be sent to a concentration camp and blasted with various forms of metal including but not limited to, industrial death and thrash, until they submit to my will.

The ‘didle.’ That’s cute

What exactly is “your will?”
April 4, 2013 at 12:54 am #1270623
MR207
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@DeezNuts 537905 wrote:

Nope, the Didle says that all non believers will be sent to a concentration camp and blasted with various forms of metal including but not limited to, industrial death and thrash, until they submit to my will.

The ‘didle.’ That’s cute

What exactly is “your will?”
April 4, 2013 at 12:56 am #1270329
know_hope
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…a fairly long goodbye 🙂
April 4, 2013 at 12:57 am #1270624
MR207
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@know_hope 537909 wrote:

…a fairly long goodbye

Hey know_hope, you must have hope for the future right?
April 4, 2013 at 12:59 am #1270709
Deez
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@MR207 537908 wrote:

The ‘didle.’ That’s cute

What exactly is “your will?”

It has a capital D, it is the name of a sacred book.

Peace, love & good vibes is my will.
April 4, 2013 at 1:01 am #1270420
Savvydravvy
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@MR207 537910 wrote:

Hey know_hope, you must have hope for the future right?

Of course he does. He Knows theres Hope!
April 4, 2013 at 1:02 am #1270625
MR207
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Ok well I live for those things so I’m not really understanding your reasoning behind me going to your camp. I’m calling it.. BS
April 4, 2013 at 1:05 am #1270257
cheeseweasel
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April 4, 2013 at 1:07 am #1270710
Deez
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@MR207 537914 wrote:

Ok well I live for those things so I’m not really understanding your reasoning behind me going to your camp. I’m calling it.. BS

Just have faith! GOD!
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