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[The Psyentist]

@Izbeckistan 542360 wrote:

I looked at the date on my phone the other day and realized it was my birthday.

Happy birthday for when ever it was.

[Izbeckistan]

@chellywonder2.0 542364 wrote:

Wait.. 🙁 your birthday has passed?

Yeah I’m just celebrating it late 🙂

[sinner69]

@Izbeckistan 542373 wrote:

Yeah I’m just celebrating it late 🙂

A late happy birthday, to you then.

[Izbeckistan]

thanks guys 🙂

[chellywonder2.0]

aww man 🙁 happy birthday!

*bad friend*

[Mezz]

@DeezNuts 542358 wrote:

Fuck i’ve just realised i’m getting older and i got responsibilities and my future to think about.

Need to stop getting stoned and just doing fuck all and being a lazy twat..

Everyone thinks that…………………. before their first spliff of the day lol

[Deez]

this is a tune, that is all

[Deez]

@Mezz 542494 wrote:

Everyone thinks that…………………. before their first spliff of the day lol

This was sadly true..

[Izbeckistan]

@chellywonder2.0 542398 wrote:

aww man 🙁 happy birthday!

*bad friend*

Well its not on facebook so…

[Mezz]

@DeezNuts 542506 wrote:

This was sadly true..

You think thats sad, I wonder if any other stoners/ex-stoners have done this…. the reward spliff, like saying to yourself, right I have to put the washing on ( or whatever chore ) before Im allowed / til Ive earner that spliff………….. for several months back in my stoner years thats was the only way any housework got done lol

[The Psyentist]

@Mezz 542523 wrote:

You think thats sad, I wonder if any other stoners/ex-stoners have done this…. the reward spliff, like saying to yourself, right I have to put the washing on ( or whatever chore ) before Im allowed / til Ive earner that spliff………….. for several months back in my stoner years thats was the only way any housework got done lol

That’ll be most of us lol

[Deez]

@Mezz 542523 wrote:

You think thats sad, I wonder if any other stoners/ex-stoners have done this…. the reward spliff, like saying to yourself, right I have to put the washing on ( or whatever chore ) before Im allowed / til Ive earner that spliff………….. for several months back in my stoner years thats was the only way any housework got done lol

Haha yeah relate to this as well.

[The Psyentist]

@Mezz 542523 wrote:

You think thats sad, I wonder if any other stoners/ex-stoners have done this…. the reward spliff, like saying to yourself, right I have to put the washing on ( or whatever chore ) before Im allowed / til Ive earner that spliff………….. for several months back in my stoner years thats was the only way any housework got done lol

Or to take it a step further, the ‘challenger spliff’ where you smoke the spliff beforehand purely to see if you can still manage a task in spite of being high lol.

[Deez]

@know_hope 499757 wrote:

wen i was taking mxe a lot i had a few drinks that i’d drink (cos they’re on offer in co-op)… well they’re back on offer again so im drinking tyskie and it tastes of mxe :confused:

im becoming addicted to tycho. well done mr barrettone :cloud9:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmYz9XFOuOg

I remember when barrett showed me this as well. It’s such a f**** tune

[Deez]

@The Psyentist 542531 wrote:

Or to take it a step further, the ‘challenger spliff’ where you smoke the spliff beforehand purely to see if you can still manage a task in spite of being high lol.

Done this to many times as well.

[pyross.]

Can we all take a moment out of our day to contemplate how well butter compliments bread?

[The Psyentist]

@pyɔross. 542808 wrote:

Can we all take a moment out of our day to contemplate how well butter compliments bread?

Well it depends what brand of butter we’re talking. My girlfriend bums off Lurpak but the Lurpak trombone dude looks like David Cameron so I don’t like it.

[know_hope]

@pyɔross. 542808 wrote:

Can we all take a moment out of our day to contemplate how well butter compliments bread?

the world looks down on our crappy bread and mutant marge

[pyross.]

I usually have Bertolli hence why I have had this moment of realisation about bread & butter. Not had Lurpak in ages, used Kerrygold earlier.

[The Psyentist]

If we’re doing product placement then I can’t believe it’s not butter is my choice. Nothing fancy I know but I bought some Sunpat peanut butter the other day and didn’t want to go to gormet on my toast accessories

[pyross.]

I don’t like many toast accessories, just butter/marge/whatever the fuck bertolli is. Peanut butter is okay. Can’t stand jam or marmalade or any of those fripperies.

[The Psyentist]

@pyɔross. 542836 wrote:

I don’t like many toast accessories, just butter/marge/whatever the fuck bertolli is. Peanut butter is okay. Can’t stand jam or marmalade or any of those fripperies.

I don’t believe Stephen Fry would lie so if I rember correctly margarine was actually outlawed some years ago. Everything on the UK market is butter nowadays.

[The Psyentist]

Damn my cannabis plant smells tasty. Too bad I didn’t bother to look after it and it only reached 2 foot with about 7g on it. A lovely shade of purple though.

[pyross.]

@The Psyentist 542840 wrote:

I don’t believe Stephen Fry would lie so if I rember correctly margarine was actually outlawed some years ago. Everything on the UK market is butter nowadays.

I can’t believe I am so behind on my knowledge of butter and butter related substances :(.

[The Psyentist]

@pyɔross. 542843 wrote:

I can’t believe I am so behind on my knowledge of butter and butter related substances :(.

LOL, well if you watched enough QI repeats on Dave like me then you’d be more clued up.

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