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[MC G-Tek]

@Deez 553319 wrote:

Northern Chav.. FOOKIN DEVVO MATEE!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RBelz8BgX0

@The Psyentist 553330 wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNaCHXrnr9U&feature=player_detailpage

Classic!

Devvo, fucking yes! Ain’t seen him in years man, used to proper make me laugh!

[know_hope]

its ma smirthday :smile::shy::shy:

[The Psyentist]

@know_hope 553359 wrote:

its ma smirthday :smile::shy::shy:

[MR207]

@Izbeckistan 553292 wrote:

General south eastern accent IE sussex, Kent, outer London ( me, loggy, gtek, daft ): Shaun of the Dead – Electro – YouTube

This changes as you travel up north towards Buckinghamshire (poly) and Berkshire (deezle), ( ricky gervais is from berkshire) Richard Dawkins Interviews Ricky Gervais on Religion – YouTube

West Country: Bill Bailey’s West Country Hip Hop – YouTube

Then you get to the midlands which has several dialects (jokez, TG) The guy in the red is from Birmingham (jokez) : Sex Lives of the Potato Men (Sandwiches) [Language NSFW] – YouTube

Then further North:

Manchester: BANNED Frank Gallagher Alternative Christmas Message – YouTube

Liverpool: JOHN LENNON AT THE TOMORROW SHOW – YouTube and scousers of course Harry Enfield – The Scousers – YouTube

Geordie (newcastle) (ee pet!): Sarah Millican Live At The Apollo Full – YouTube

Mixed accents

West indie – londoner accent(the guy asking for frutellas): Anuvahood Anniversary – Fruittella Badman Sweet Clip – YouTube

Iranian Londoner: Omid Djalili – Arabs at the Airport – YouTube

Wow, that taught me a lot. They’re similar but still so different. Now I know! Cool Thanksss 🙂

[joksgez]

just nearly electrocuted myself! was fiddling with what i think was the fuse box in my flat and i couldnt quite reach the switch, so i grabbed the nearest object to me which i could use to poke the switch with and luckily for me it was a rubber handled hammer, when i flicked it a huge bang went off and a bolt of electricity burst out. good job the nearest object to me wasnt metal or that could’ve been pretty ugly im sure

[MR207]

I hate numbers, I hate math, and I hate dolphins

[Deez]

Just woken up after like 9 hours of drinking and blazing yesterday.. never been so munted, can’t remember a thing :S

[MC G-Tek]

@joksgez 553757 wrote:

just nearly electrocuted myself! was fiddling with what i think was the fuse box in my flat and i couldnt quite reach the switch, so i grabbed the nearest object to me which i could use to poke the switch with and luckily for me it was a rubber handled hammer, when i flicked it a huge bang went off and a bolt of electricity burst out. good job the nearest object to me wasnt metal or that could’ve been pretty ugly im sure

Fuck man, close call! Glad to hear you’re unscathed dude. 🙂

[The Psyentist]

@MR207 553764 wrote:

I hate numbers, I hate math, and I hate dolphins

Bit random. Have you been short changed by a dolphin or attacked by a dolphin cleverly camouflaged as algebra?

[sinner69]

@MR207 553764 wrote:

I hate numbers, I hate math, and I hate dolphins

What have dolphins done to you since you have become a ‘flipper’ hater?

[General Lighting]

@joksgez 553757 wrote:

just nearly electrocuted myself! was fiddling with what i think was the fuse box in my flat and i couldnt quite reach the switch, so i grabbed the nearest object to me which i could use to poke the switch with and luckily for me it was a rubber handled hammer, when i flicked it a huge bang went off and a bolt of electricity burst out. good job the nearest object to me wasnt metal or that could’ve been pretty ugly im sure

if you cannot isolate/remove the faulty appliance, get your landlord to call the sparks in. you’ve got a dead short across the circuits to make that happen…

[joksgez]

@General Lighting 553800 wrote:

if you cannot isolate/remove the faulty appliance, get your landlord to call the sparks in. you’ve got a dead short across the circuits to make that happen…

yeah the landlord is actually coming round today so will have to let him know

[MR207]

@The Psyentist 553794 wrote:

Bit random. Have you been short changed by a dolphin or attacked by a dolphin cleverly camouflaged as algebra?

There were 6 dolphins swimming in the ocean and 2 sharks. The probability of me getting raped by a dolphin is 6/8. So yes, they do put on this innocent front, jumping over waves under a sunset, when really they are manipulative creatures plotting their next attack.

Wait. Did I just do math? ….. It only works when I apply it to something I hate…. so math is manipulative too :hopeless:

[The Psyentist]

@MR207 553814 wrote:

There were 6 dolphins swimming in the ocean and 2 sharks. The probability of me getting raped by a dolphin is 6/8. So yes, they do put on this innocent front, jumping over waves under a sunset, when really they are manipulative creatures plotting their next attack.

Wait. Did I just do math? ….. It only works when I apply it to something I hate…. so math is manipulative too :hopeless:

Erm, why would you go enter any area where you know probability of rape is 75%?!!!?

I could pick more holes in that answer but I think that is the most important question

[know_hope]

ah the old dolphin rape fantasies lol. wouldn’t you rather it be a dolphin than a shark?… i cant imagine a shark being too gentle

[The Psyentist]

@know_hope 553818 wrote:

ah the old dolphin rape fantasies lol. wouldn’t you rather it be a dolphin than a shark?… i cant imagine a shark being too gentle

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMNry4PE93Y

LOLZ at that clip.

Didn’t you know, sharks are the whores of the ocean renowned for their excellent fellatio abilities.

[know_hope]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUXodFgbDfQ

[IAMSPARTACUS]

Hello everyone,
For those of you that are still “getting away with it”.Dancing illegally.Naughty,naughty,very naughty.Good for you. However,music for the masses and the right to dance is not available to everyone and it should be.Having read the ridiculous acts that support this law,I can’t help but try and think a way around it. You can’t play music for a crowd. What if the crowd played the music? If everyone descended on an area of common ground with their own portable sound system and all tuned in to the same dance station,would this protest still fall within the letter of the law and still be a legal protest? I think so. The law of no loud music after 11pm could be easily observed by the radio broadcast going off at said time.Day raves or Daves. They would find it very hard publicly to defend any violent response to such an act. Provided no people involved in said protest act like violent dicks and took a passive stance,what could they do? There would have to be a protest labeling system like a stamp,so that if some dickhead not involved in the peaceful process does kick off,it can’t be blamed on the group protesting. Just an idea.Shoot holes in it when you find them.Is there a way around the law by following the law,is the question.Much like research chemicals.If we are faultless in our peace,they will find it very hard to justify.Just an idea.Thoughts appreciated.Peace and love.Yeah,I am an idealistic grumpy old man and I also hate dolphins.Sex pests that bully porpoises to death.Bastards of the sea.

[IAMSPARTACUS]

Just an afterthought. If enough people took part and they insisted on arresting.Everyone could allow themselves to be.Thousands of people to process for peacefully dancing in protest.The courts will be kept busy for nonsense and hopefully they would see that. I would not mind getting a criminal record for dancing.I don’t think any of you would.If it did happen,it would be so ridiculous that it would be funny. I doubt they would build an extra prison for dangerous dancers.Too Talibanny.They would look daft.I AM SPARTACUS 😉 NO,I AM SPARTACUS,NO YOUR’E NOT,I AM SPARTACUS ETC It would be a logistical nightmare to process. Of course,it all falls down if someone gives them an excuse.It would require peace and self control to just take a whack without reacting.Peace is powerful.

[thelog]

Very nice spartacus… very nice indeed

[IAMSPARTACUS]

Glad you feel it mate.We just need several thousand more 🙂 Kettlling would be fine.Same as being in a club.They can’t turn off thousands of sound systems.The music moves with the crowd.Peace

[know_hope]

what about, if the police look like they’l kick off, everyone plug in their earphones and go to ‘silent disco’ ?

🙂

[IAMSPARTACUS]

I like that too.Mixes it up and changes the atmos completely. It is a natural instinct to meet violence with violence and restraint takes a lot of self control when some idiot is hitting your mate with a truncheon or yourself for that matter. It is what they are counting on. They would look so very bad if they kicked off to a bunch of people sitting down in peace that did not react.Especially with earphones on :). There will no doubt be incidents,but provided it is only from their side we would win. Just an idea. Most ideas never get off the ground but some do.I would like to be part of one that does.Gasmasks may be prudent though unfortunately.I have a feeling they may provide the smoke for the venue.Peace

[Izbeckistan]

welcome to the site spartacus 😀

[MR207]

It’s so weird how we meet thousands of people, and none of them really affect you. And then you meet one person, and your life is changed. Forever

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