I had that soooo bad last weekend with this bug. I actually shit the bath by accident. Looking back its kinda funny but at the time I was like gaghhhh.
I remember when I was in highschool, I was round one of my mates who i’d known from infants right the way through till then, who invited me to stay over. Got up in the morning and his older brother, who was part of the local army cadets asked us if we wanted to come on a run with him, the same 2-3 mile run that you have to do in 11-12 minits to join the cadets (it took us a fair while longer).
We wer like yeah why not, so got some breakfast, something I wasn’t accustomed to, cheesy beans on toast. You can see where this is leading already I’m guessing. Not long after we got back, the erge suddenly hit me, but my mates mum was in the toilet, I furiously banged on the door, going I can’t wait … and she didn’t realise the seriousness of the matter. Needless to say I shat myself standing in my mates hallway just as his mum opened the bathroom door. I never lived that down lol.