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  • #1259701
    AvatarFlavour Changer
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    Yesterday was a strange day.

    #1259623
    AvatarMR207
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    adding “and then I found 5 dollars” to any story makes it a better story

    #1259769
    AvatarDeez
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    @MR207 532192 wrote:

    adding “and then I found 5 dollars” to any story makes it a better story

    I was just raped by a 500lb silverback gorilla. And then I found 5 dollars!

    #1259624
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    @DeezNuts 532195 wrote:

    I was just raped by a 500lb silverback gorilla. And then I found 5 dollars!

    Haha yes!! See how you can find the silver lining in any situation? Not refering to the gorilla lol

    #1259297
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    @tastyjj23 532113 wrote:

    I have this thing… that i cant share with anyone. I have to hold it in and keep my mouth shut. I want to pretend that the world is not looking for this answer and keep it to myself… what would you do for love how far would you reach and how much would you lose for it. How can love truely exist. if it isnt allowed. why cant i say i love you without the people in my life hating me forever… and not just people important people that make your life the way you need it to be… those people make you 7/8 and that 1/8 is the love of your life. because lets face it.. this is how the world looks at you… would you lose everything for that one thing you deisre night day yesterday tomorrow forever…. When that is what makes you happy your mind shake and your heart hum… how can your whole body sing that tune when the band members hate everything that is…….. wtf do you do.

    love is.

    #1259464
    AvatarMC G-Tek
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    @MR207 531939 wrote:

    If you make me mad, be sure to hide all the silverware and appliances

    Why? Do you have a tendancy to steal things when you’re pissed off?

    #1259465
    AvatarMC G-Tek
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    @Mezz 532007 wrote:

    Well there is a very persuasive argument that so called ‘lower primates’ are the smarter ones, dont see them nuking each other, polluting the planet or driving other species to extinction, yet they still have the good bits like community, family & feelings. Maybe being a less conscious being is what we should all strive for.

    Not only that, but they can fling shit at each other and nobody complains, but when I do it, suddenly it’s a matter for the police and the mental health team!

    #1259377
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    @MC G-Tek 532228 wrote:

    Not only that, but they can fling shit at each other and nobody complains, but when I do it, suddenly it’s a matter for the police and the mental health team!

    Same with masturbating in public, double standards or what

    #1259727
    Avatarpyross.
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    My mind has been blown.

    #1259466
    AvatarMC G-Tek
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    @Mezz 532259 wrote:

    Same with masturbating in public, double standards or what

    I know mate, it’s shocking. As far as I’m concerned, it’s just another form of racism!

    #1259625
    AvatarMR207
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    @MC G-Tek 532226 wrote:

    Why? Do you have a tendancy to steal things when you’re pissed off?

    I’ll put your head in a blender. Muahahaha

    #1259467
    AvatarMC G-Tek
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    @MR207 532435 wrote:

    I’ll put your head in a blender. Muahahaha

    Presumably that’s a blender you’ve just stolen cos you’re in a bad mood…

    #1259728
    Avatarpyross.
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    [ATTACH=CONFIG]84018[/ATTACH]

    #1259626
    AvatarMR207
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    @MC G-Tek 532543 wrote:

    Presumably that’s a blender you’ve just stolen cos you’re in a bad mood…

    That’s not the only appliance I’ve stolen. Food processor ftw

    Next time the Grammar nazi’s strike, I’ll be ready

    #1259770
    AvatarDeez
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    @MR207 532654 wrote:

    That’s not the only appliance I’ve stolen. Food processor for the win.

    Next time the Grammar nazi’s strike, I’ll be ready.

    Fixed. Corrections in bold.

    #1259513
    AvatarThe Psyentist
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    @MR207 532654 wrote:

    Next time the Grammar nazi’s strike, I’ll be ready

    You don’t need the apostrophe in Nazis either.

    Kaboom! You’re welcome.

    #1259771
    AvatarDeez
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    @The Psyentist 532662 wrote:

    You don’t need the apostrophe in Nazis either.

    Kaboom! You’re welcome.

    A double dose of pain delivered by a train straight to the brain.

    #1259627
    AvatarMR207
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    @The Psyentist 532662 wrote:

    You don’t need the apostrophe in Nazis either.

    Kaboom! You’re welcome.

    @DeezNuts 532664 wrote:

    A double dose of pain delivered by a train straight to the brain.

    You two are gonna get it.

    #1259772
    AvatarDeez
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    @MR207 532666 wrote:

    You two are gonna get it.

    You’ve already got it. Twice.

    #1259628
    AvatarMR207
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    @DeezNuts 532669 wrote:

    You’ve already got it. Twice.

    Well you better sleep with one eye open. I have a fork, a spoon, and a can opener and I’m not afraid to use them

    #1259773
    AvatarDeez
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    @MR207 532674 wrote:

    Well you better sleep with one eye open. I have a fork, a spoon and a can opener and I’m not afraid to use them.

    No need for a comma before ‘and’, I fixed it again for you. 😀

    I’m not afraid of can openers as I am not a can!

    #1259629
    AvatarMR207
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    @DeezNuts 532682 wrote:

    No need for a comma before ‘and’, I fixed it again for you. 😀

    I’m not afraid of can openers as I am not a can!

    Oh you’d be surprised. HA! No errors you can fix now

    #1259774
    AvatarDeez
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    @MR207 532687 wrote:

    Oh you’d be surprised. HA! No errors you can fix now

    Yes there is, you require a fullstop at the end of your sentence madamme.

    #1259630
    AvatarMR207
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    @DeezNuts 532688 wrote:

    Yes there is, you require a fullstop at the end of your sentence madamme.

    No.. I was gonna continue until you just interrupted me.

    #1259775
    AvatarDeez
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    @MR207 532691 wrote:

    No.. I was gonna continue until you just interrupted me.

    Oh i’m terribly sorry please continue…

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