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  • #1275564
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    I think they’ve all gone mad on psychedelics and migrated to the Netherlands en masse.

    #1259263
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    YEAH BITCH SCIENCE!

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    You seem to be using the south park method of:
    1. collect underpants
    2. ????
    3. PROFIT!
    for music. Especially if you’re not going to be performing the tracks yourself, making money as a lyricist will be a long road. You should find someone to perform your tracks and release them on the internet, like on soundcloud or youtube. Then you’ll have to start making a lot of contacts in the music industry. Usually ghostwriters work in-house for a big record label, and they don’t write “albums,” they help write two or three songs on an album, as artists usually don’t want to source the whole album from the same people. It’s highly unlikely that you’d be able to “make a few albums and then retire.” It’s a much bigger commitment than that, which is why you should do it for the love and not the money. If you go into it with money in mind, you are more easily setting yourself up for failure.

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    This would work if boilers didn’t supply energy at a constant rate, but they do, as far as I know.

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    @The Psyentist 547117 wrote:

    NO NO NO! Number one rule of time travel: whether you’re presently the past you in the future or the future you in the past you can’t ever let you meet. I’ve heard it can cause the universe to spontaneously combust.

    No it just creates an alternate timeline. Have you not watched Star Trek?

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    I just find it ironic that someone who has enjoyed all the benefits of living in a relatively affluent country like the UK decided to murder a citizen of that country in cold blood to prove a point against the government.

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    @chrispydelic 546724 wrote:

    That is because it is the way in which all matter behaves when it is unobserved.

    Mmmm not quite. An unobserved book will always be where you left it, because the uncertainties of its constituent particles average out. Once you’re dealing with systems with 10s of atoms, quantum no longer really applies in the way we think it does.

    But yes, for subatomic particles, that’s how it works! Bit crazy.

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    @know_hope 546646 wrote:

    *personal statement for application to illuminati*

    [ATTACH=CONFIG]85383[/ATTACH]

    Behold, the faces of your new rulers.

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    @chrispydelic 546651 wrote:

    The answer is: Sometimes it is on, sometimes it is off, sometimes it is both on and off, sometimes it is in the fridge and sometimes it is everywhere else in the universe.

    Until you open the fridge, then it is either on (if it’s working), off (if it’s not) and always there (unless someone has stolen it).

    It is, in fact, doing everything a fridge light could possibly be doing and at all locations simultaneously until the fridge has been opened.

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    I would ask Hitler if he wouldn’t mind lighting my Hanukkah menorah.

    Alternatively I’d like to find out how to induce a net gain in energy from nuclear fusion here on Earth, but there’d be nobody around who knows the answer to that (yet).

    #1273266
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    Bill Hicks, George Carlin, and Simon Amstell are up there for me. Also Mitch Hedberg.

    #1273037
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    That’s a pretty neat idea.

    #1272884
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    General Lighting, because I could have a great time learning to use and subsequently having fun with all his electronic kit. My intelligence and wisdom would increase by at least an order of magnitude too. Always a bonus.

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    [soundcloud]https://soundcloud.com/odesza/iplayyoulisten[/soundcloud]

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    @p0ly 544053 wrote:

    Well if you have that attitude no never. Great thing is pretty much EVERYONE has it in them. I notice a fair bit of low self esteem issues from peeps on this site, i never got that way of thinking. i fukin love my life and myself… like if i was a proper wanker i czn see why id be introverted with low self esteem cos id know i was nothing to be proud of. Can someone explain it to me? y r peeps so paranoid thats why the uk is full of antisocial diks (LDN UNDAGROUND). We are all amazing if we want to be, i choose to and 2013 has been too good to describe. To the peeps who dislike me here are fools IMO cos i literally do my best with peeps to help them and are perceptive of their needs. Photo im sure u can 100percent vouch for that from our times together. Maybe on pv im not like that or fb but this isnt the same thing at all, i call my gf a cunt thru txt, she called me a twat on fb a week ago (last msg) its really nt the same thing, its txt on a screen ffs lol… serious tho if anyone wnts a blast this summer pm me and hook up, my life consists of epic friends love and parties. also thanks for inviting me personally to parties some guys (not, no bother though just thought things were different)… pretty sure i personally befriended everyone 1 to 1 and hooked them up with the pv crew to small and large degrees and dont feel people even take note of my efforts. this is a shame pv used to be much more free spirited now it seems clicky…. pv just isnt cuttin da mustard these days. sorry if i seem on a downer im not im just blunt and honest. to my true real friends on here i love you guys and will always stay safe and loyal. PC VIBE!!! cant joke bout this or that lol… dunno if some peeps are a bit damaged here hope not, too much rugs? abuse? never had sex or a partner and desperate… who knows…. i can help with the sex thing though…. ask nigboat ror my p0ly influences or savvy 4 the girl i hooked him wid…. oh but cant speak about that can i lol whoops sex is so naughty! paranoiaaaaa. but if you are genuinely odd i may have trouble matching you, give me time though lol… im actually serious too about hooking peeps up i love relationships and hooking peeps up and have great access to so why waste it! ps i love my gf more everyday , she is a gem and we are getting more loved up everyday, we are perfect together and we have never had any proper issues or doubts i just hope u guys find it… it’s literally the best thing ever. PLUR.. btw i dnt hold grudges and respect peeps hu msg me personally.

    I agree with most of the sentiment of this post, but on the introvert thing, I don’t think it’s bad to be introverted. It’s not the same thing as being shy. It’s more to do with spending some time alone whereas extroverts do not enjoy it as much/prefer to do it less often/for less time.

    But other than that tbh it’s all about having a good time.

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    Yeah either go with Numark or skip CD’s alltogether and get something like an APC40 and use it with Ableton Live. It’ll probably cost a little bit more than a CDJ but the payoff is substantial and you won’t have to carry a bunch of CD’s around. You can do a lot of cool stuff with that MIDI controller and make it really interactive.

    If you’re really set on CDJs that are cheap then looking at some Numarks is the way to go.

    It is a lot of fun to DJ vinyl though. It’s just such an inconvenience to carry the equipment plus the actual discs that it’s not worth it. Better used for listening to tracks at home.

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    On a serious note, I did participate a bit in Occupy London and felt a lot of sympathy for the organisation but I’ve seen what a lot of the people have gotten up to now and I feel that it’s lost a lot of its original intent. The problem with these kinds of protests is sometimes you get hangers-on who are there just because they like to kick up a fuss which dilutes the bigger message. Then of course media like Fucks’ News (for OWS) or daily mail interview a bunch of clueless twats and not the people who have genuine concern for the state of affairs.

    Though I do find the people who want us to go back to the gold standard a bit..misguided.

    #1272259
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    Look just cos some of our shapeshifts fail on international TV doesn’t mean you can discriminate. We try hard to do our part for society.

    #1272258
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    @korno 543073 wrote:

    Saying that though Mezz, if the tea was stopped or banned then there would be huuuge protests and riots around Britain!
    Tbf, protesting is about educating the dumber people in society who are oblivious to what’s happening.

    When the occupy stuff was happening in every city i remember getting hounded by a lot of people walking up to us and asking what we think we could achieve by occupying the garden square in Edinburgh (I hung around at weekends for something to do) These were men that wore working men suits a lot of the time and always look very stressed/worn out.

    And we would explain that we knew fine well that the government/banks would still do whatever they wanted to do and that we were merely educating society about what’s really going on under our noses.
    And also to prove to the reptillians that we weren’t going to be quiet keep our heads down and be good little sheep.

    I hate this sort of talk. I’m a Reptilian and I resent the stance so many of your kind have taken against us. We are hardworking citizens just like anyone else. Did you know that at least 30% of the Reptilian population in the UK live below the poverty line? I have been assaulted by many an Alex Jones listener with all sorts of weapons and these kinds of things give me flashbacks.

    I dream of a world where my people will be judged not by the toughness of our scales, but by the content of our character.

    #1272394
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    I don’t know how to read.

    #1272351
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    Why would I post my ideas in a plotting murder thread? That would really give it away.

    That said, it might be a good idea to write a book on how to murder and get away with it. Get one of my dad’s friends who are lawyers to give me good tips on what constitutes valid defences, and other sound advice like don’t murder white middle class blonde women because the media will be all over that. Leave your mobile phone at home, don’t buy a murder weapon, and generally target tramps and asylum seekers.

    Self publish on Amazon under a pseudonym and then tip off the daily mail/the sun about the murder guide that is BREAKING BRITAIN for some publicity.

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    @The Psyentist 543028 wrote:

    I’m a happy drunk too when I choose to drink. Compared to all other drugs it is crap. Imagine if you’d been born in a time where all drugs were available as freely as alcohol is now. Each produced under government guidelines and to meet strict quality control standards, much like how pharmaceuticals are made. But each also available from its own version of a ‘bar’ or ‘club’ and supported by public advertising. Can you honestly say that you still think you’d have much interest in alcohol?

    Yes. I fucking love wine man. Also they DID make alcohol illegal in the 1920s in America. It didn’t work.

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    #1170388
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    Cheeseweasel nice one with Os Mutantes! I saw them live about 3 years ago and it was so fun!

    #1271998
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    I love the way he typed. It was so peculiar and funny, seemed really disjointed because his punctuation was off and he couldn’t put the spaces in the right places.

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