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    bukowski
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    If you could ask any person any question – what would it be?
    I’d love to find out if there is a god or not, but I think if we knew the answer to that question it’d have such a negative effect on the world.

    I’d like to ask the writers of Lost so many questions

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    The Psyentist
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    I’d ask Boris Johnson what’s the secret behind being such a cretin and becoming a successful politician who’s liked by the public.

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    barrettone
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    I would ask Hitler if he wouldn’t mind lighting my Hanukkah menorah.

    Alternatively I’d like to find out how to induce a net gain in energy from nuclear fusion here on Earth, but there’d be nobody around who knows the answer to that (yet).

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    pyross.
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    What do Crips bleed?

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    Izbeckistan
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    whrn the fridge is closed is the light sometimes on?

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    MC G-Tek
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    @The Psyentist 546626 wrote:

    I’d ask Boris Johnson what’s the secret behind being such a cretin and becoming a successful politician who’s liked by the public.

    I can answer that mate. His trick is that where most other politicians try to make you believe they’re competent individuals, but turn out to be useless cunts, Boris gives the impression of being a blundering buffoon, but beneath that façade is a very shrewd politician and possibly a heart of pure evil. I like Boris, but if either him or Nigel Farage become our next PM, then we (PVers) are probably fucked royally – these cunts will make us long for the days of a mass-murderer like Tony Blair being in power again, and that’s saying something!

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    Chrispydelic
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    @bukowski 546623 wrote:

    If you could ask any person any question – what would it be?
    I’d love to find out if there is a god or not

    I already know the answer to that one, so:

    I would like to know how the ancient megalithic structures were built and by whom.

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    @izbeckistan 546647 wrote:

    whrn the fridge is closed is the light sometimes on?

    The answer is: Sometimes it is on, sometimes it is off, sometimes it is both on and off, sometimes it is in the fridge and sometimes it is everywhere else in the universe.

    Until you open the fridge, then it is either on (if it’s working), off (if it’s not) and always there (unless someone has stolen it).

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    The Psyentist
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    I’d ask Jonathon Ross to say “red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry” really fast.

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    @chrispydelic 546651 wrote:

    The answer is: Sometimes it is on, sometimes it is off, sometimes it is both on and off, sometimes it is in the fridge and sometimes it is everywhere else in the universe.

    Until you open the fridge, then it is either on (if it’s working), off (if it’s not) and always there (unless someone has stolen it).

    It is, in fact, doing everything a fridge light could possibly be doing and at all locations simultaneously until the fridge has been opened.

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    @barrettone 546664 wrote:

    It is, in fact, doing everything a fridge light could possibly be doing and at all locations simultaneously until the fridge has been opened.

    LOL, I was also thinking quantum fridge light. Perhaps one universal light operates all refrigerators. If anyone has two fridges in their home have you ever opened both at the same time to see if they both contain their own light?

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    Pat McDonald
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    @bukowski 546623 wrote:

    If you could ask any person any question – what would it be?
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    Something along the lines of “How much of this bullshit reality do I have to take before it starts changing for the better?”

    I suspect I’m really not going to like the answer very much.

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    @The Psyentist 546665 wrote:

    LOL, I was also thinking quantum fridge light. Perhaps one universal light operates all refrigerators. If anyone has two fridges in their home have you ever opened both at the same time to see if they both contain their own light?

    Oooooooh! :0

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    The Psyentist
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    @chrispydelic 546690 wrote:

    Oooooooh! :0

    Maybe there is a God after all. Just he’s too busy being a fridge light he doesn’t have time to deal with all the war, famine, drought and poverty.

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    know_hope
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    has anyone seen my fridge light?

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    korno
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    Why do the bad guys in the world always sail through life easily and wealthily and good people have bad things happen to them and then die a younger death?

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    korno
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    Aw no that actually exists. i’m a bit stoned i think

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    know_hope
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    @korno 546700 wrote:

    Why do the bad guys in the world always sail through life easily and wealthily and good people have bad things happen to them and then die a younger death?

    this reminds me of something similar bill hicks said. he would fit into this bracket also

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    The Psyentist
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    @korno 546703 wrote:

    i’m a bit stoned i think

    Yeah I’d say so because I think you’re in the wrong thread lol.

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    Deez
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    The fridge light just seems to be another version of Schrodingers cat.

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    korno
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    @know_hope 546704 wrote:

    this reminds me of something similar bill hicks said. he would fit into this bracket also

    Cool i like him, i didn’t know that but i’m gonna try and find what it is he said

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    korno
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    @The Psyentist 546705 wrote:

    Yeah I’d say so because I think you’re in the wrong thread lol.

    I think i thought i was in the wrong thread but it turns out i am in the right one lol

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    Izbeckistan
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    @DeezNuts 546712 wrote:

    The fridge light just seems to be another version of Schrodingers cat.

    haha, awesome.

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    Chrispydelic
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    @korno 546700 wrote:

    Why do the bad guys in the world always sail through life easily and wealthily and good people have bad things happen to them and then die a younger death?

    Hmmm, I have wondered this as well. It’s not a hard and fast rule but it does seem to be disproportionately weighted that way.

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    Chrispydelic
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    @DeezNuts 546712 wrote:

    The fridge light just seems to be another version of Schrodingers cat.

    That is because it is the way in which all matter behaves when it is unobserved.

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