The Never Ending Story: Add Your Own Line...

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April 14, 2007 at 6:57 am #1082377
PHARTY
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starlaugh wrote:

Being forced up my………

chocolate whizzway:yakk: with no lubracation……
April 27, 2007 at 12:12 am #1082378
PHARTY
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PHARTY wrote:

chocolate whizzway:yakk: with no lubracation……

:yakk::yakk::yakk: Tis the end me thinketh?
May 2, 2007 at 4:17 pm #1082000
process
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Then suddenly and in a ridiculously predictable and obvious plot twist simon woke up… What happened he exclaimed?
May 2, 2007 at 7:11 pm #1082114
Raj
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‘I have worked it out – Tony Blair is a closet Conservative’ and then
May 2, 2007 at 9:12 pm #1082524
nippah
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….she smoked a massive reefer to ease her unsetled mind before returning to her cloud to poon out…Meanwhile……….
May 3, 2007 at 9:59 am #1081904
n.r.g
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there there said the bear……….
May 8, 2007 at 12:21 am #1082462
Digital-A
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Kukuasu wrote:

you’ll see rainbow
and wilt joy summer nite like pagan ever free and butiful.:laugh_at:

itll come in sweet form …

and shall bear the name ”skittles” …

eat the red one, you go back to your everyday life, youll wake up in a bed with a person bearing the last name ‘barrymore’ … and no … the first name isnt ‘drew’!

eat the blue, start dancing and forget work and start chatting turd while being amazed by the invisible waves coming through a cone, in a box wired up to the machine that is the dj …

*picks the fookin blue one!*
May 8, 2007 at 3:17 am #1082379
PHARTY
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Digital-A wrote:

itll come in sweet form …

and shall bear the name ”skittles” …

eat the red one, you go back to your everyday life, youll wake up in a bed with a person bearing the last name ‘barrymore’ … and no … the first name isnt ‘drew’!

eat the blue, start dancing and forget work and start chatting turd while being amazed by the invisible waves coming through a cone, in a box wired up to the machine that is the dj …

*picks the fookin blue one!*

dj’s toilet cubicle and your sharing it with……
May 9, 2007 at 10:24 am #1082226
benbear
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Cilla Black and Graham. The lock was firmly locked and Graham standing on the basin and Cilla interviewing you about
May 9, 2007 at 11:19 am #1082495
priv8green
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so….
do u got milk?
June 8, 2007 at 4:45 pm #1082493
Playground Politics
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…..and at last someone goes what the fuck were we talking about, and tracey from big brother comes in and goes FOKKIN MARDIKINS, YOF GAT SMEN PILFS HANT YUV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, everyone laughs, tracey is distraught and goes and has a hand glide too…………………
June 10, 2007 at 7:25 am #1082502
cathdreadhead
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mount Etna but misses……and lands instead on 1cm square island in the arctic that Carlsberg are offering as a two week ‘own an island’ prize to its consumers
July 12, 2007 at 12:12 am #1081884
Anonymous
and carlsburg and mariane engage in sex, and its goodf
July 12, 2007 at 12:24 am #1082525
spark_plug
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then out of mother fucking no where this proper massive – when i say massive i dont mean oo just a bit bigger than normal, im talkin like the size of a fuckin double decker or something – bald eagle swoops in and tries to land on the island but obviously misses cause its too big for the island, so it begins to tred water as it says ‘ere mate u dont know where i could get any party rings round here do u?, i went to late shopper but it was closed…then i went to asda n they dont fuckin stock em do they!’. tracy from big brother replies, ‘no….sorrry’
July 12, 2007 at 8:53 am #1082001
process
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but i don’t suppose i could trouble you for a lift back to civilization cause theres a 24hr spa down on eccy rd and we could go get some super strongbow instead of them party rings…
July 12, 2007 at 9:56 am #1081988
quietRIOT
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sorry no can do i have a jet plane to catch with mr ben…we are off to timbuk2…….you can come along i suppose for the ride as long as promise to be good !:love:
July 14, 2007 at 7:47 pm #1082526
spark_plug
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djprocess wrote:

but i don’t suppose i could trouble you for a lift back to civilization cause theres a 24hr spa down on eccy rd and we could go get some super strongbow instead of them party rings…

hahaha yessss spar on eccy road man! thats the most convenient shop in the whole fucking world
August 19, 2009 at 6:17 pm #1082545
p0ly
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‘of course not, we don’t plan ahead’

meanwhile mr ben was spanking his monkey
August 19, 2009 at 9:49 pm #1082207
Tank Girl
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the monkey was wearing pvc
August 19, 2009 at 9:58 pm #1082546
p0ly
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then cliffy entered and got aroused over this monkey
August 19, 2009 at 11:32 pm #1082574
joshd96320
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he then whipped it out and had a quicky before disappearing into the distance via unicycle
August 19, 2009 at 11:50 pm #1082547
p0ly
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but he didn’t get far until he bumped into garry denke in the forest with a rock up his ass
August 20, 2009 at 7:04 pm #1082596
greenelf
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…quick rub with a flick of his nimble wrist, before declaring rather loudly, “I do believe this orange is stuck up my…”
August 20, 2009 at 8:07 pm #1081952
PhilKmorgan
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@the1log 346508 wrote:

bongs down-pipe, how will I ever…

he suddenly realized he was suffering intense dysentry, but needed to munch so very badly
August 21, 2009 at 12:31 am #1082548
p0ly
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@the1log 346551 wrote:

But all I have to eat is these pumpkin seeds, maybe if I…..

take a shit and see if theres any pieces of corn in it like yesterday
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