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    Gylfi Gudbjornsson
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    as cliffy regained conciousness he saw the midget who was stolen from him on the floor spannered

    #1082535
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    shift
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    and made a nice pot of tea and said, get out while the light is still within reach once its gone so is..

    #1082628
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    Gylfi Gudbjornsson
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    the abilitity to rule the midgets from the comfort of your sofa, as well as…..

    #1082565
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    p0ly
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    A spoonful of sugar

    #1082613
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    Buzz
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    makes the medicine go down!

    #1082536
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    shift
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    and down the corner stod little jack horner, betting his christian wife..

    #1082636
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    Kikoyo
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    with a rusty spoon stolen from the easter bunny

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    p0ly
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    the easter bunny was a right little bastard

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    Gylfi Gudbjornsson
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    instead of GIVING easter prezzies the little fucker was wankin in egg cups and leaving them for the…

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    Tank Girl
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    morning for sir cliffy to

    #1082531
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    GiantMidget
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    give out as presents to everyone on PV

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    Gylfi Gudbjornsson
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    HAHAHAHA!!!!!

    and when cliffy finished his rounds on PV, he went home and made himself a nice cuppa tea….BUT SUDDENLY!!!

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    p0ly
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    wait for it!!! A MIDGET ENTERS THE ROOM

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    joshd96320
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    cliffy pounces in ninja style and kicks its head off. revealing a russian doll style midget as another, slightly smaller head emerges.

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    Gylfi Gudbjornsson
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    instantly, cliffy’s years of kung fu training comes flooding back, but one of the russian doll style midgets

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    joshd96320
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    knew the truffle shuffle

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    Gylfi Gudbjornsson
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    and proceeded to get on down to boogie town, cliffy, shocked at the russian doll style midget’s dancing abilities……

    #1082586
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    joshd96320
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    kicked another one of its heads off. the new, even smaller head had a different personality. the russian doll style midget then began to perform the robot.

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    Gylfi Gudbjornsson
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    cliffy, this time round, was not impressed. “YOUR NO PETER CROUCH!!” he shouted, to this the russian doll style midget stopped and stared at cliffy…….

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    joshd96320
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    @Gazatronium-Ethane 379416 wrote:

    cliffy, this time round, was not impressed. “YOUR NO PETER CROUCH!!” he shouted, to this the russian doll style midget stopped and stared at cliffy…….

    :laugh_at:

    he then began to grow tall, and proclaimed ‘ i AM peter crouch ‘ and began to rapid fire footballs at cliffys head.

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    GiantMidget
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    Cliffy dodged and dived as the balls flew at him and as he is so super cool, Peter crouch didn’t have a chance

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    sinner69
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    we all thought, but a midget rescue team suddenly turned up and made life misserable for all creatures taller than a garden gnome

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    GiantMidget
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    And then mankind of the tall variety faced a new threat from the midget horde. Midget War 1 had finally started.

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    Gylfi Gudbjornsson
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    to this news, buzz, poly, cliffy, josh & everyone else within a 20m radius legged it to the nearest gun store only to be confronted by

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    p0ly
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    this midget!

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