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as cliffy regained conciousness he saw the midget who was stolen from him on the floor spannered
and made a nice pot of tea and said, get out while the light is still within reach once its gone so is..
the abilitity to rule the midgets from the comfort of your sofa, as well as…..
A spoonful of sugar
makes the medicine go down!
and down the corner stod little jack horner, betting his christian wife..
with a rusty spoon stolen from the easter bunny
the easter bunny was a right little bastard
instead of GIVING easter prezzies the little fucker was wankin in egg cups and leaving them for the…
morning for sir cliffy to
give out as presents to everyone on PV
and when cliffy finished his rounds on PV, he went home and made himself a nice cuppa tea….BUT SUDDENLY!!!
wait for it!!! A MIDGET ENTERS THE ROOM
cliffy pounces in ninja style and kicks its head off. revealing a russian doll style midget as another, slightly smaller head emerges.
instantly, cliffy’s years of kung fu training comes flooding back, but one of the russian doll style midgets
knew the truffle shuffle
and proceeded to get on down to boogie town, cliffy, shocked at the russian doll style midget’s dancing abilities……
kicked another one of its heads off. the new, even smaller head had a different personality. the russian doll style midget then began to perform the robot.
cliffy, this time round, was not impressed. “YOUR NO PETER CROUCH!!” he shouted, to this the russian doll style midget stopped and stared at cliffy…….
@Gazatronium-Ethane 379416 wrote:
he then began to grow tall, and proclaimed ‘ i AM peter crouch ‘ and began to rapid fire footballs at cliffys head.
Cliffy dodged and dived as the balls flew at him and as he is so super cool, Peter crouch didn’t have a chance
we all thought, but a midget rescue team suddenly turned up and made life misserable for all creatures taller than a garden gnome
And then mankind of the tall variety faced a new threat from the midget horde. Midget War 1 had finally started.
to this news, buzz, poly, cliffy, josh & everyone else within a 20m radius legged it to the nearest gun store only to be confronted by