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    PHARTY
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      my purple headed love warrior who was called….

      #1082500
      cathdreadhead
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        Tim the enchanter, who liked to….

        #1082492
        Playground Politics
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          contemplate on this story, then he realised he forgot his

          #1082509
          parge
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            Giant inflatable

            #1082042
            stax
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              black box which

              #1082510
              parge
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                IN A STRANGE TWIST OF FATE TRANSFORMED INTO A GOOSE ON STILTS AND STARTED……..

                #1081995
                process
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                  shitting massive golden eggs, which promptly hatched into to little pieces of broccolli with legs….

                  #1082519
                  tarifa
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                    of which started dancin like nutters to the bangin base whilst others turned !poof! into silver clouds of dust that flew up my nose screaming . . .

                    #1082511
                    parge
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                      Onwards and upwards my fellow silver lined friends,to the magical multicoulered lagoon were we can drink…….

                      #1081996
                      process
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                        what looks like to be a shit load of desolving miscellanious drugs, if we get there in time we can ave it away and Tarifa will never know its gone, “i reckon we’ll be laughing all the way to the…” (said the little pieces of brocolli)

                        #1082374
                        PHARTY
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                          Psyciatric ward where they will give us more mind bending chemicals and sum electric shock therapy(if we are lucky:weee:)to the genitals ,hoooray! said the broccoli this is….

                          #1082520
                          tarifa
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                            when i signed us up for this SAGA coach trip to belgium. Is this in the brochure? excuse me young man could you tell us why . . .

                            #1081997
                            process
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                              you have just applied an electrode to my testicles? and WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT IN YOUR HAND!?

                              #1082521
                              tarifa
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                                this? this my dear is a stainless steel pineapple, a little message from tarifa, she says to tell you she noticed. Now . . .

                                #1081998
                                process
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                                  bend over and take it like you mean it before i have to go and get my…

                                  #1082522
                                  tarifa
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                                    video collection of every Labour party-political broadcast since 1958 and things get really nasty! Now, do as you are fucking told and . . .

                                    #1081999
                                    process
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                                      get down on your knees! “look could i not have the electroduces to the nuts again? cause to be honest i was really starting to like that and besides just have a look at that pineapple… i mean really you cant expect..” Then suddenly Tarifa sick of all this time wasting….

                                      #1082523
                                      tarifa
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                                        shoved him backwards into the helicopter, grabbed the controls, rocketed it a mile vertically upward and stuffed it onto automatic pilot. She turns, covers him in strawberry jam an pushes him out the door as a sacrifice to the great wasp god . . .

                                        #1082512
                                        parge
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                                          suddenley he was falling through the dark clouds (screaming like a squirel)
                                          he looked at himself realising that he was totaly covered with sticky jam!!!!
                                          AND THEN THE WASP GOD WAS APON HIM…………………………

                                          #1082375
                                          PHARTY
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                                            Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

                                            #1081882
                                            Anonymous

                                              whoops wrong bit

                                              #1081883
                                              Anonymous

                                                😉

                                                #1082376
                                                PHARTY
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                                                  parge wrote:
                                                  suddenley he was falling through the dark clouds (screaming like a squirel)
                                                  he looked at himself realising that he was totaly covered with sticky jam!!!!
                                                  AND THEN THE WASP GOD WAS APON HIM…………………………

                                                  AND THE WASP GOD SAID…..BUUUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ! I hope bzzzzzzz that bzzzz this bzzzzz thread bzzzzz has bzzzzzz come bzzzzz to bzzzzz an bzzzzz END?bzzzzzzz?

                                                  #1082501
                                                  cathdreadhead
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                                                    HARTY wrote:
                                                    AND THE WASP GOD SAID…..BUUUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ! I hope bzzzzzzz that bzzzz this bzzzzz thread bzzzzz has bzzzzzz come bzzzzz to bzzzzz an bzzzzz END?bzzzzzzz?

                                                    never! not while I have my Aunt Bessie’s stuffing balls……

                                                    #1082460
                                                    starlaugh
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                                                      cathdreadhead wrote:
                                                      never! not while I have my Aunt Bessie’s stuffing balls……

                                                      Being forced up my………

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