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    Tank Girl
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      I could wash the corn up and eat it again – but only if

      #1081953
      PhilKmorgan
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        I am very careful so that no one sees me- I could always

        #1082549
        p0ly
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          sell some to joshd he loves that kind of stuff

          #1081954
          PhilKmorgan
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            ideas, coz if there’s no gear there’s no fun, gosh they seem so slimy I can almost…

            #1081955
            PhilKmorgan
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              I realized the small one was my great uncle albert, he was desperately trying to…

              #1082209
              Tank Girl
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                cut his own leg off

                #1081956
                PhilKmorgan
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                  I complemented him on a most stylish amputation, otherwise..

                  #1082210
                  Tank Girl
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                    there was every possibility of him asking me to assist and my stomach was turning

                    #1081957
                    PhilKmorgan
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                      @Tank Girl 346879 wrote:

                      there was every possibility of him asking me to assist and my stomach was turning

                      over..if only I hadn’t binged so excessively on all that stilton after such a huge plate of curry. I think that I will try and help out by…..

                      #1081958
                      PhilKmorgan
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                        …manuel for precision amputations

                        #1082570
                        Barksdale
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                          and adjusting my trouser leg

                          #1082211
                          Tank Girl
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                            before doing the monty python funny walk when

                            #1081942
                            sinner69
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                              I spilled hot coffee allover

                              #1081959
                              PhilKmorgan
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                                myself just for the sheer hell of it, I never…

                                #1082599
                                TheLostOne
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                                  thought hot liquid would feel so kinky around…

                                  #1082550
                                  p0ly
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                                    my nipples! so now my life won’t be complete until

                                    #1082597
                                    Dr Chaos
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                                      I tell my boss that I cheated on his wife and joined the islam, where he…

                                      #1082600
                                      TheLostOne
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                                        comes from anal sex is…..

                                        #1081960
                                        PhilKmorgan
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                                          compulsory, except in the case of

                                          #1082601
                                          TheLostOne
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                                            extreme dirty bottom syndrome, which experts believe came from…

                                            #1081961
                                            PhilKmorgan
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                                              a ‘notwipingthearsehole’ phenomena, the empirical tests are still underway, but it seems that egg is…

                                              #1082602
                                              TheLostOne
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                                                now being used to fight the syndrome, after a young extreme dirty bottom syndrome victim…..

                                                #1081962
                                                PhilKmorgan
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                                                  was killed in a violent protest against making toilet roll illegal, whatever…

                                                  #1082603
                                                  TheLostOne
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                                                    problems may arise in ‘compulsive anal countries’ may have an effect on London 2012 as……

                                                    #1081963
                                                    PhilKmorgan
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                                                      @TheLostOne 347294 wrote:

                                                      problems may arise in ‘compulsive anal countries’ may have an effect on London 2012 as……

                                                      the regulators agressively push for increasing international harmonization in toilet roll legislation, despite this there are now quite a few

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