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    PHARTY
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    tony had managed to shoot his load while it was hard and not like the other times when he would shoot his bolt whilst still being soft like his head! then George said has anyone got any kleenex as Ive had a …

    #1082273
    sexy_biatch19
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    accedent in my pants. but it wasnt a willy sneeze that seemed to b the problem, it was the overwhelming….

    #1082421
    Meep
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    lack of brain he had been suffering from all his life that was causing all his and many of the world’s problems.

    #1082018
    stax
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    so with that tony and george set off for the land of oz, not down under, they were looking for a new brain for bush. and tony wanted some courage so he didnt have to

    #1082422
    Meep
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    pee his pants quite as regularly as this far.

    #1082179
    Tank Girl
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    along the long and winding yellow brick road they saw the evil witches flying monkeys and

    #1082442
    ashleywhat
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    and a mcdonalds in the distance. so they thought fuck the witches flying monkeys we gotta get some munch, but who should they bump into hanging around outside? none other than…

    #1082180
    Tank Girl
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    Ronald Mac Donald and a huge group of

    #1081926
    Acidfairy
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    midgets rolling about in ketchup

    #1082181
    Tank Girl
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    The midgets were screaming for more and they

    #1082080
    Raj
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    were suddenly showered with 100s of roasted rats on sticks and all cheered and sang hi ho hih ho

    #1082182
    Tank Girl
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    its off down the yellow brick road we go…………….
    they set off again leaving mac filth behind them

    #1082274
    sexy_biatch19
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    as they walked down the yellow brick road they bumped into michael jackson and a bunch of children playin in a field… michael shouts across to bush…..

    #1082183
    Tank Girl
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    Howdy partner, As usual Bush turns a blind eye and carried on with his adgenda, by now it was getting

    #1082275
    sexy_biatch19
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    hot as the sun was shining… his pants were gettin sweaty, but not from his balls as they were removed as a child, which explains alot. but becoz he left a package down there from….

    #1082318
    PHARTY
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    somwhere, thoe he couldnt remember where as he was a little bit dizzy, when he looked in the package he let out a cry “so thats where the Weapon of mass destruction was ” then…

    #1082184
    Tank Girl
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    and he and his lap dog rolled around the yellow road sniggering like muttley

    #1082276
    sexy_biatch19
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    they started sniffin eachothers arses like dogs do… blair pulled out the ky jelly…:yakk:

    #1082319
    PHARTY
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    just then Muttly turned up and said ” Oi! you pair of cocks stop sniggering like me,Im a cool cartoon dog where you 2 are just like the smeg from under Dick Dastardlys Dick the only difference being you smell more” and with that muttly…

    #1082320
    PHARTY
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    covered himself in KY and rammed his head into georges lower colon “oooowwwwww! uuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmm nice said George! then Tony said….

    #1082185
    Tank Girl
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    (eugh!!!)

    and the rest of the wacky races crew bombed it down the road off in search of the wizard that was selling some wicked

    #1082277
    sexy_biatch19
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    little pills that make u…

    #1082321
    PHARTY
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    oooohhh aaaaaahhh eeeeeeh ooh ooohh ! make strange noises a bit like..

    #1082278
    sexy_biatch19
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    u were just about to b spent…

    #1082322
    PHARTY
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    in a sexual liasion with a farmyard animal….

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