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    Angel
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    about her stupid little dog,who had been stepped on by a paparazzi who

    #1082077
    Raj
    Participant

    composed of something sure to get her sued by the RSPCA and

    #1082161
    Angel
    Moderator

    old fireplace in the garden shed,but then

    #1082309
    PHARTY
    Participant

    Shaking Stevens appeared from behind the sheds green door singing “Ive got a lovely bunch of…..

    #1082162
    Angel
    Moderator

    bananas in my basket.who would like

    #1082310
    PHARTY
    Participant

    Handle my Big Banana in a provocative manner”ooh uurr Matron”

    #1082311
    PHARTY
    Participant

    At that moment Matron turned up and said in loud matronly voice “rite Stevens thats enough of that! we will have no more of that sort of talk about large pieces of fruit being provocativly handled Im sending you straight to your bed wearing boxing gloves to stop you handling your bits….your worse than a Tory MP on viagra! at that moment

    #1082419
    Meep
    Participant

    the sky opened and it started to rain pills all colours, shapes and sizes. This started to

    #1082163
    Angel
    Moderator

    By a little green man in a yellow rubber suit..

    #1082078
    Raj
    Participant

    who was irredescent with beautiful colours and whose outline

    #1082420
    Meep
    Participant

    was suspiciously rabbit-like

    #1082312
    PHARTY
    Participant

    It was Janet street porter on Ecstacy

    #1081895
    Techno Viking
    Participant

    and hubby Normsky carrying her shopping

    #1082313
    PHARTY
    Participant

    and holding a genital shaped large root vegatable (cue sexual innuendos fffnnnnaarrr! ffnnnaaarrr!)

    #1082164
    Angel
    Moderator

    The big and dirty raver…Down on your knees or ill

    #1082079
    Raj
    Participant

    hug you all :groucho::groucho::groucho: and i havent washed for three days

    #1082314
    PHARTY
    Participant

    and Ive started to smell like HARTY but not quite as bad and at that moment a large flying……………..

    #1082269
    sexy_biatch19
    Participant

    special white bus people

    #1082270
    sexy_biatch19
    Participant

    whilst we all jump in the bushes and

    #1082017
    stax
    Participant

    which happens to be an internet radio show, but thats another story. so there we are scurraging about in the undergrowth when suddenly we bump into david bellamy……..

    #1082271
    sexy_biatch19
    Participant

    and says, ello solider, hows ya father. to which i replyed…..:you_crazy

    #1082315
    PHARTY
    Participant

    you need a shave david youve got nearly as much hair on your chin as I have round the crevice of my….

    #1082272
    sexy_biatch19
    Participant

    wobbely bits… he replied, lets av a look coz im rather….

    #1082316
    PHARTY
    Participant

    partial to wobbly bits with large amounts of hair on them and have been ever since I went out with Anne Widdecome and her wobbly bits which you would know as the Tory party and at that moment in a blinding flash and a loud farting noise who should appear but…

    #1082178
    Tank Girl
    Participant

    president bush and Tony Blair, creeping from out of the undergrowth, both smiling because….

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