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  • #1133662
    Avatarp0ly
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    @hat 444976 wrote:

    been reading about japanese spider crabs and now i’m too scared to go to bed incase one attacks me in my sleep ๐Ÿ™

    yeah i got them in my pubes before when i went to japan and got with one of the cheap prozzies which had them

    #1169722
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    @hat 444976 wrote:

    been reading about japanese spider crabs and now i’m too scared to go to bed incase one attacks me in my sleep ๐Ÿ™

    yeah i got them in my pubes before when i went to japan and got with one of the cheap prozzies which had them

    #1128890
    AvatarAnonymous

    very funnnnnny >:C this is no laughing matter. i have the creeps now.

    #1150381
    AvatarAnonymous

    very funnnnnny >:C this is no laughing matter. i have the creeps now.

    #1133675
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    @hat 444984 wrote:

    very funnnnnny >:C this is no laughing matter. i have the creeps now.

    BUT THIS IS NO LAUGHING MATTER, CAMERAS READY PREPARE TO FLASH!

    Good Evening, Parents.
    Tonight, I’m going to take you on a tour of Club Mac;
    where all the bad little kitties go,
    and try to leave their bondings…
    By various means of methods,
    anything necessary,
    Something that you won’t quite be accustomed to.
    So I’ve equipped each and everyone of you with your own individual camera,
    so that you could take pictures of these bad little kitties doing bad little things…
    for tomorrow’s paper.
    So whip out your fifteen dollars, and prepare to enter Club Mac.

    We’ve been here not more than thirty seconds,
    and already I see a bad little kid doing bad little things.
    He is sucking on a balloon.
    Now, this is not an ordinary balloon, parents.
    It’s a balloon filled with a gas called, nitrous oxide -laughing gas.
    He, he, he, he, he, he, he, ha, ha…
    but this is no laughing matter.
    Lyrics GREEN VELVET lyrics: 2 albums
    Cameras ready, prepare to flash.

    Now over here we have Little Johnny and Miss Susie,
    smoking on a joint!?
    This is not the thing to do.
    I think we that have to take pictures of these two.
    Cameras ready, prepare to flash.

    Now over here, we have some naughty, naughty kids.
    They brought in their own liquor to the party.
    Now we can not have that now, parents, can we?
    Six packs and pints, I think not, so…
    Cameras ready, prepare to flash.

    #1169725
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    @hat 444984 wrote:

    very funnnnnny >:C this is no laughing matter. i have the creeps now.

    BUT THIS IS NO LAUGHING MATTER, CAMERAS READY PREPARE TO FLASH!

    Good Evening, Parents.
    Tonight, I’m going to take you on a tour of Club Mac;
    where all the bad little kitties go,
    and try to leave their bondings…
    By various means of methods,
    anything necessary,
    Something that you won’t quite be accustomed to.
    So I’ve equipped each and everyone of you with your own individual camera,
    so that you could take pictures of these bad little kitties doing bad little things…
    for tomorrow’s paper.
    So whip out your fifteen dollars, and prepare to enter Club Mac.

    We’ve been here not more than thirty seconds,
    and already I see a bad little kid doing bad little things.
    He is sucking on a balloon.
    Now, this is not an ordinary balloon, parents.
    It’s a balloon filled with a gas called, nitrous oxide -laughing gas.
    He, he, he, he, he, he, he, ha, ha…
    but this is no laughing matter.
    Lyrics GREEN VELVET lyrics: 2 albums
    Cameras ready, prepare to flash.

    Now over here we have Little Johnny and Miss Susie,
    smoking on a joint!?
    This is not the thing to do.
    I think we that have to take pictures of these two.
    Cameras ready, prepare to flash.

    Now over here, we have some naughty, naughty kids.
    They brought in their own liquor to the party.
    Now we can not have that now, parents, can we?
    Six packs and pints, I think not, so…
    Cameras ready, prepare to flash.

    #1149678
    AvatarFizzbombheid
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    @mungo1972 444225 wrote:

    Hi !sinner69! ,
    Is it ? or are you just blinking really quickly ?

    regards
    Mungo
    ps no that is anoying when it does that and makes your eyes go funny

    i oncee had a blinkin competetion with a mate.

    hes still going annd so am i so fuK knowz who willl win??

    #1184103
    AvatarFizzbombheid
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    @mungo1972 444225 wrote:

    Hi !sinner69! ,
    Is it ? or are you just blinking really quickly ?

    regards
    Mungo
    ps no that is anoying when it does that and makes your eyes go funny

    i oncee had a blinkin competetion with a mate.

    hes still going annd so am i so fuK knowz who willl win??

    #1149680
    AvatarFizzbombheid
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    ive jus reaalised that uv replied to MUngo from 3 pages ago

    wHart a pluM i am… DOH!!

    #1184108
    AvatarFizzbombheid
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    ive jus reaalised that uv replied to MUngo from 3 pages ago

    wHart a pluM i am… DOH!!

    #1129535
    Avatarsinner69
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    lol

    #1161744
    Avatarsinner69
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    lol

    #1128891
    AvatarAnonymous

    cant sleep

    #1150383
    AvatarAnonymous

    cant sleep

    #1133687
    Avatarp0ly
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    @extraslim 445013 wrote:

    cant sleep

    not sure if i will sleep :-S got so much to do tomorrow as well.

    #1169727
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    @extraslim 445013 wrote:

    cant sleep

    not sure if i will sleep :-S got so much to do tomorrow as well.

    #1150185
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    AARRGGHHHHH !!!!! , Got woke up by some mad woman shouting and screaming at 4 in the morning in the houses behind where i live , now i cant sleep . And Mungo is very tired !!!!….bitch im gonna post dog shit through your door lol

    regards
    Mungo
    ps over tired !!!!

    #1185172
    Avatarmungo1972
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    AARRGGHHHHH !!!!! , Got woke up by some mad woman shouting and screaming at 4 in the morning in the houses behind where i live , now i cant sleep . And Mungo is very tired !!!!….bitch im gonna post dog shit through your door lol

    regards
    Mungo
    ps over tired !!!!

    #1149878
    Avatarcozmic
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    Insomnia ruins me.

    #1184548
    Avatarcozmic
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    Insomnia ruins me.

    #1150188
    Avatarmungo1972
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    hi cozmic,
    count sheep my friend !!!! not saying it will help you sleep but i know a few shepards that could do with your help ๐Ÿ™‚

    regards
    Mungo
    ps 1 ,2,3,bugger….1,2,3…errrrr whats after3 ?

    #1185176
    Avatarmungo1972
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    hi cozmic,
    count sheep my friend !!!! not saying it will help you sleep but i know a few shepards that could do with your help ๐Ÿ™‚

    regards
    Mungo
    ps 1 ,2,3,bugger….1,2,3…errrrr whats after3 ?

    #1130526
    AvatarTank Girl
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    drunk!!!!

    #1165510
    AvatarTank Girl
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    drunk!!!!

    #1136049
    Avatarwickle
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    I Aint been drunk since my ’15 Cans of Stella’ incident. Actually pretty happy about it. rotton booze!

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