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  • #1170490
    AvatarDasein
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    Clubs that have dj booths which are accessible to the public drive me out of my mind…I have a six hour weekly at a club around the way here and all night long, people are coming up into the booth and arguing with me about why I’m not playing more Lil Jon or Fifty Cent or Nelly.

    “You need to put on some Mac Dre.”
    “Ah, I’m sorry, this is a dance night.”
    “I can’t dance to this shit, it has no beat.” (This is the single most retarded statement I think I have ever heard in reference to dance music and I hear it ten times a night)

    It’s that or I’m getting ready to mix and invariably, someone will come up into the booth – usually a girl (sorry girls) – and stand there and look at her friends and throw her hands in the air and be very excited…which is all fine. But then when she wants a conversation, I have to stand there and (try to) mix while she jabbers on and on about how her friend is up from Sacramento and its her birthday and, ooh! Can I look through your track lists? *touches computer and FUCKS UP THE MIX.
    What can you do?
    Can’t hit them. Can’t yell at them. Can’t even tell them their idiots. Makes me want to kill.

    #1130035
    AvatarTank Girl
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    Dasein;235725 wrote:
    Can’t hit them. Can’t yell at them. Can’t even tell them their idiots. Makes me want to kill.

    stun gun? – they deserve it ๐Ÿ˜‰

    #1164250
    AvatarTank Girl
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    Dasein;235725 wrote:
    Can’t hit them. Can’t yell at them. Can’t even tell them their idiots. Makes me want to kill.

    stun gun? – they deserve it ๐Ÿ˜‰

    #1129073
    AvatarGeneral Lighting
    Moderator

    and small ones are probably legal to own his side of the pond… :laugh_at:

    only problem is the charge might cause interference through induced current in signal leads and thus blow the speakers..

    maybe a cattle-prod, they must be easy to get in the USA with all the ranches..

    #1150710
    AvatarGeneral Lighting
    Moderator

    and small ones are probably legal to own his side of the pond… :laugh_at:

    only problem is the charge might cause interference through induced current in signal leads and thus blow the speakers..

    maybe a cattle-prod, they must be easy to get in the USA with all the ranches..

    #1136367
    AvatarDasein
    Participant

    Stun guns, even fairly powerful ones, are in fact legal to own here. Maybe I should get one. If I jolt people hard enough, the flopping around on the floor could even accidentally be construed as dancing.

    #1170493
    AvatarDasein
    Participant

    Stun guns, even fairly powerful ones, are in fact legal to own here. Maybe I should get one. If I jolt people hard enough, the flopping around on the floor could even accidentally be construed as dancing.

    #1130036
    AvatarTank Girl
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    Dasein;235851 wrote:
    the flopping around on the floor could even accidentally be construed as dancing.

    sounds like how I dance :laugh_at:

    #1164254
    AvatarTank Girl
    Participant
    Dasein;235851 wrote:
    the flopping around on the floor could even accidentally be construed as dancing.

    sounds like how I dance :laugh_at:

    #1130037
    AvatarTank Girl
    Participant

    Ahhhhh!!!!!!!

    put my car up for sale,
    got lots of interest… someone came to view it,
    he started it in 1st gear , and stalled it,

    now it wont fucking start!!!!!! at all,

    waiting for recovery to come out and see what it is…..

    it is either me or this car that is cursed

    how embarrasing as I’d only just said, it always starts first time etc, I now look like a con merchant :hopeless:

    #1164257
    AvatarTank Girl
    Participant

    Ahhhhh!!!!!!!

    put my car up for sale,
    got lots of interest… someone came to view it,
    he started it in 1st gear , and stalled it,

    now it wont fucking start!!!!!! at all,

    waiting for recovery to come out and see what it is…..

    it is either me or this car that is cursed

    how embarrasing as I’d only just said, it always starts first time etc, I now look like a con merchant :hopeless:

    #1131572
    AvatarDaftFader
    Participant
    Tank Girl;235887 wrote:
    Ahhhhh!!!!!!!

    put my car up for sale,
    got lots of interest… someone came to view it,
    he started it in 1st gear , and stalled it,

    now it wont fucking start!!!!!! at all,

    waiting for recovery to come out and see what it is…..

    it is either me or this car that is cursed

    how embarrasing as I’d only just said, it always starts first time etc, I now look like a con merchant :hopeless:

    you should sue him as he broke it by starting it in the wrong gear imo ..if you can do that that is

    #1167619
    AvatarDaftFader
    Participant
    Tank Girl;235887 wrote:
    Ahhhhh!!!!!!!

    put my car up for sale,
    got lots of interest… someone came to view it,
    he started it in 1st gear , and stalled it,

    now it wont fucking start!!!!!! at all,

    waiting for recovery to come out and see what it is…..

    it is either me or this car that is cursed

    how embarrasing as I’d only just said, it always starts first time etc, I now look like a con merchant :hopeless:

    you should sue him as he broke it by starting it in the wrong gear imo ..if you can do that that is

    #1130039
    AvatarTank Girl
    Participant
    DaftFader;235892 wrote:
    you should sue him as he broke it by starting it in the wrong gear imo ..if you can do that that is

    it gets worse,

    the recovery man said that it’d have happened anyway,
    starter motor needs replacing, and the origional problem I had last week hasnt been fixed………. ๐Ÿ˜ฅ

    #1164261
    AvatarTank Girl
    Participant
    DaftFader;235892 wrote:
    you should sue him as he broke it by starting it in the wrong gear imo ..if you can do that that is

    it gets worse,

    the recovery man said that it’d have happened anyway,
    starter motor needs replacing, and the origional problem I had last week hasnt been fixed………. ๐Ÿ˜ฅ

    #1131574
    AvatarDaftFader
    Participant
    Tank Girl;235894 wrote:
    it gets worse,

    the recovery man said that it’d have happened anyway,
    starter motor needs replacing, and the origional problem I had last week hasnt been fixed………. ๐Ÿ˜ฅ

    owch thats not good .. so your saing you paied for it to get fixed but they didn’t fix it? … bloody cowboys :yakk:

    #1167622
    AvatarDaftFader
    Participant
    Tank Girl;235894 wrote:
    it gets worse,

    the recovery man said that it’d have happened anyway,
    starter motor needs replacing, and the origional problem I had last week hasnt been fixed………. ๐Ÿ˜ฅ

    owch thats not good .. so your saing you paied for it to get fixed but they didn’t fix it? … bloody cowboys :yakk:

    #1130040
    AvatarTank Girl
    Participant
    DaftFader;235895 wrote:
    owch thats not good .. so your saing you paied for it to get fixed but they didn’t fix it? … bloody cowboys :yakk:

    nah,

    they fixed other stuff that was also wrong and failed to fix the problem I went in for,
    partly my fault as I didnt realise they’d missed it …..

    #1164264
    AvatarTank Girl
    Participant
    DaftFader;235895 wrote:
    owch thats not good .. so your saing you paied for it to get fixed but they didn’t fix it? … bloody cowboys :yakk:

    nah,

    they fixed other stuff that was also wrong and failed to fix the problem I went in for,
    partly my fault as I didnt realise they’d missed it …..

    #1129779
    Avatarprocess
    Participant

    FUCKING WOMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

    that is all.

    #1163412
    Avatarprocess
    Participant

    FUCKING WOMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

    that is all.

    #1130842
    AvatarDigital-A
    Participant

    tell me about it mr process haha

    its never easy …

    whats up?

    #1166200
    AvatarDigital-A
    Participant

    tell me about it mr process haha

    its never easy …

    whats up?

    #1130041
    AvatarTank Girl
    Participant
    djprocess;236027 wrote:
    FUCKING WOMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

    that is all.

    they is all bitches, apparently :group_hug

    #1164268
    AvatarTank Girl
    Participant
    djprocess;236027 wrote:
    FUCKING WOMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

    that is all.

    they is all bitches, apparently :group_hug

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