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  • #1170490
    Dasein
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      Clubs that have dj booths which are accessible to the public drive me out of my mind…I have a six hour weekly at a club around the way here and all night long, people are coming up into the booth and arguing with me about why I’m not playing more Lil Jon or Fifty Cent or Nelly.

      “You need to put on some Mac Dre.”
      “Ah, I’m sorry, this is a dance night.”
      “I can’t dance to this shit, it has no beat.” (This is the single most retarded statement I think I have ever heard in reference to dance music and I hear it ten times a night)

      It’s that or I’m getting ready to mix and invariably, someone will come up into the booth – usually a girl (sorry girls) – and stand there and look at her friends and throw her hands in the air and be very excited…which is all fine. But then when she wants a conversation, I have to stand there and (try to) mix while she jabbers on and on about how her friend is up from Sacramento and its her birthday and, ooh! Can I look through your track lists? *touches computer and FUCKS UP THE MIX.
      What can you do?
      Can’t hit them. Can’t yell at them. Can’t even tell them their idiots. Makes me want to kill.

      #1130035
      Tank Girl
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        Dasein;235725 wrote:
        Can’t hit them. Can’t yell at them. Can’t even tell them their idiots. Makes me want to kill.

        stun gun? – they deserve it ๐Ÿ˜‰

        #1164250
        Tank Girl
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          Dasein;235725 wrote:
          Can’t hit them. Can’t yell at them. Can’t even tell them their idiots. Makes me want to kill.

          stun gun? – they deserve it ๐Ÿ˜‰

          #1129073
          General Lighting
          Moderator

            and small ones are probably legal to own his side of the pond… :laugh_at:

            only problem is the charge might cause interference through induced current in signal leads and thus blow the speakers..

            maybe a cattle-prod, they must be easy to get in the USA with all the ranches..

            #1150710
            General Lighting
            Moderator

              and small ones are probably legal to own his side of the pond… :laugh_at:

              only problem is the charge might cause interference through induced current in signal leads and thus blow the speakers..

              maybe a cattle-prod, they must be easy to get in the USA with all the ranches..

              #1136367
              Dasein
              Participant

                Stun guns, even fairly powerful ones, are in fact legal to own here. Maybe I should get one. If I jolt people hard enough, the flopping around on the floor could even accidentally be construed as dancing.

                #1170493
                Dasein
                Participant

                  Stun guns, even fairly powerful ones, are in fact legal to own here. Maybe I should get one. If I jolt people hard enough, the flopping around on the floor could even accidentally be construed as dancing.

                  #1130036
                  Tank Girl
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                    Dasein;235851 wrote:
                    the flopping around on the floor could even accidentally be construed as dancing.

                    sounds like how I dance :laugh_at:

                    #1164254
                    Tank Girl
                    Participant
                      Dasein;235851 wrote:
                      the flopping around on the floor could even accidentally be construed as dancing.

                      sounds like how I dance :laugh_at:

                      #1130037
                      Tank Girl
                      Participant

                        Ahhhhh!!!!!!!

                        put my car up for sale,
                        got lots of interest… someone came to view it,
                        he started it in 1st gear , and stalled it,

                        now it wont fucking start!!!!!! at all,

                        waiting for recovery to come out and see what it is…..

                        it is either me or this car that is cursed

                        how embarrasing as I’d only just said, it always starts first time etc, I now look like a con merchant :hopeless:

                        #1164257
                        Tank Girl
                        Participant

                          Ahhhhh!!!!!!!

                          put my car up for sale,
                          got lots of interest… someone came to view it,
                          he started it in 1st gear , and stalled it,

                          now it wont fucking start!!!!!! at all,

                          waiting for recovery to come out and see what it is…..

                          it is either me or this car that is cursed

                          how embarrasing as I’d only just said, it always starts first time etc, I now look like a con merchant :hopeless:

                          #1131572
                          DaftFader
                          Participant
                            Tank Girl;235887 wrote:
                            Ahhhhh!!!!!!!

                            put my car up for sale,
                            got lots of interest… someone came to view it,
                            he started it in 1st gear , and stalled it,

                            now it wont fucking start!!!!!! at all,

                            waiting for recovery to come out and see what it is…..

                            it is either me or this car that is cursed

                            how embarrasing as I’d only just said, it always starts first time etc, I now look like a con merchant :hopeless:

                            you should sue him as he broke it by starting it in the wrong gear imo ..if you can do that that is

                            #1167619
                            DaftFader
                            Participant
                              Tank Girl;235887 wrote:
                              Ahhhhh!!!!!!!

                              put my car up for sale,
                              got lots of interest… someone came to view it,
                              he started it in 1st gear , and stalled it,

                              now it wont fucking start!!!!!! at all,

                              waiting for recovery to come out and see what it is…..

                              it is either me or this car that is cursed

                              how embarrasing as I’d only just said, it always starts first time etc, I now look like a con merchant :hopeless:

                              you should sue him as he broke it by starting it in the wrong gear imo ..if you can do that that is

                              #1130039
                              Tank Girl
                              Participant
                                DaftFader;235892 wrote:
                                you should sue him as he broke it by starting it in the wrong gear imo ..if you can do that that is

                                it gets worse,

                                the recovery man said that it’d have happened anyway,
                                starter motor needs replacing, and the origional problem I had last week hasnt been fixed………. ๐Ÿ˜ฅ

                                #1164261
                                Tank Girl
                                Participant
                                  DaftFader;235892 wrote:
                                  you should sue him as he broke it by starting it in the wrong gear imo ..if you can do that that is

                                  it gets worse,

                                  the recovery man said that it’d have happened anyway,
                                  starter motor needs replacing, and the origional problem I had last week hasnt been fixed………. ๐Ÿ˜ฅ

                                  #1131574
                                  DaftFader
                                  Participant
                                    Tank Girl;235894 wrote:
                                    it gets worse,

                                    the recovery man said that it’d have happened anyway,
                                    starter motor needs replacing, and the origional problem I had last week hasnt been fixed………. ๐Ÿ˜ฅ

                                    owch thats not good .. so your saing you paied for it to get fixed but they didn’t fix it? … bloody cowboys :yakk:

                                    #1167622
                                    DaftFader
                                    Participant
                                      Tank Girl;235894 wrote:
                                      it gets worse,

                                      the recovery man said that it’d have happened anyway,
                                      starter motor needs replacing, and the origional problem I had last week hasnt been fixed………. ๐Ÿ˜ฅ

                                      owch thats not good .. so your saing you paied for it to get fixed but they didn’t fix it? … bloody cowboys :yakk:

                                      #1130040
                                      Tank Girl
                                      Participant
                                        DaftFader;235895 wrote:
                                        owch thats not good .. so your saing you paied for it to get fixed but they didn’t fix it? … bloody cowboys :yakk:

                                        nah,

                                        they fixed other stuff that was also wrong and failed to fix the problem I went in for,
                                        partly my fault as I didnt realise they’d missed it …..

                                        #1164264
                                        Tank Girl
                                        Participant
                                          DaftFader;235895 wrote:
                                          owch thats not good .. so your saing you paied for it to get fixed but they didn’t fix it? … bloody cowboys :yakk:

                                          nah,

                                          they fixed other stuff that was also wrong and failed to fix the problem I went in for,
                                          partly my fault as I didnt realise they’d missed it …..

                                          #1129779
                                          process
                                          Participant

                                            FUCKING WOMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

                                            that is all.

                                            #1163412
                                            process
                                            Participant

                                              FUCKING WOMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

                                              that is all.

                                              #1130842
                                              Digital-A
                                              Participant

                                                tell me about it mr process haha

                                                its never easy …

                                                whats up?

                                                #1166200
                                                Digital-A
                                                Participant

                                                  tell me about it mr process haha

                                                  its never easy …

                                                  whats up?

                                                  #1130041
                                                  Tank Girl
                                                  Participant
                                                    djprocess;236027 wrote:
                                                    FUCKING WOMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

                                                    that is all.

                                                    they is all bitches, apparently :group_hug

                                                    #1164268
                                                    Tank Girl
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                                                      djprocess;236027 wrote:
                                                      FUCKING WOMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

                                                      that is all.

                                                      they is all bitches, apparently :group_hug

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