but my half was at the bottom – stan laurel
@MC G-Tek 555969 wrote:
I think this may be correct, she’s defo more active on there than on here at the mo. You should see her fb posts too, they’re all ‘Och aye the noo’ this and ‘Buckfast’ that and ‘Git tae fuck’ this and ‘Stick it up yer airse’ that. All of this is interspersed with a few shouts of ‘Crikey’ and ‘Steady on Bruce’! LOL!
@DaftFader 555193 wrote:
Vast Anus Gushes Noxious Aroma
people in lifts often panic
@know_hope 556050 wrote:
the toppling of the yoghurt represents insecurity and that you could probably do with a few more yoghurts to make you feel better about that
plausible my man. plausible. not for me though. im secure enough to eat a yoghurt 3 weeks out of date. wee’er spoons mibbes?? 😉
why dont they make yoghurt pots just that wee bit taller so when you have finished one you can leave your spoon in it without it toppling over?
living under a bridge within a year i reckon hmmm
“The problem with quotes on the internet is that it can be difficult to verify their authenticity.” – Abraham Lincoln
the sea tastes shite. swimming can bolt!
Fizzbombheid replied to the topic I saw the sunset over my home town for the first time in years.. in the forum Chat 6 years, 6 months ago
@Izbeckistan 551314 wrote:
I knew a frog that sat on a bog whilst making a log.
i knew a toad that sat on a road whilst making a……………….a……….a……………….MASSIVE doobie man
why do foreign football players swear in English?
the long thread of the law, this thread innit
@The Psyentist 550860 wrote:
Religion enforces fraudulent transvestite iindividuals
Galavants around Coventry in nude.
@korno 548605 wrote:
Do chinese people say wang when referring to their dick?
dong surely?…..hmmm or their pee-king, even :weee:
@thelog 544349 wrote:
Lets all have a sing song.
happy birthday to you…
it’s the only song that i know that everybody knows innit :weee:
@p0ly 542211 wrote:
POLICE FISH IN DISGUISE
yoiu cant defeat the scales of justice!
put me down for a 100 man
i think that’s enough
@DeezNuts 543912 wrote:
Lifes just a bit shitty atm mate.
it only gets worse mate.
lifes a cunt
och, you’ll be ok 🙂
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