My girlfriend singing its horrid

When I go to get the washing out the machine only to find it has somehow walked itself across the kitchen floor and turned itself off while still 1/2 full of water…………. and I dont have a shirt for work tomorrow…….. and fuck I hate washing machines, and clothes and work

@MC G-Tek 519014 wrote:

Stay at home and walk around starkers then – problem solved!

By choice I mostly would, but I have to work to pay the bills, and everyone has to go out at some point & being in Wales it’s a but cold & wet to be naked outside.

Cold is very flattering to a naked woman, nips hard, all tensed up and even the shiver makes ya think of good things………… for a naked guy the cold is very un-flattering in the dept that counts lol

Chest infections, people eating apples, dopes in work not refilling the kettle and the smell of Davidoff Coolwater

I’ve got a bottle of coolwater, never used it haha

@eye. 519333 wrote:

People roaching my pack of rizla. I WILL SLICE YOUR HAND OFF INFIDEL

Hahaha i’m guilty of this but i rage when it happens to me on the extremely odd occasion i have rizla.
Nothing worse then a deshevelled pack of rizla

@NN~Gazatryptamine 519339 wrote:

BY THE BEARD OF ZEUS!?!?!?! WHY WOULD YOU DO SUCH A TING?!?!?!

Well.. i think a roach is essential for a nicely rolled joint, if theres only a rizla pack available i WILL sacrifice the pack for a nice joint.
If it was a ciggarette i wouldn’t, but i don’t smoke (baccy) so..

Yeah man but picture the situation;
[You have no money or roach/roach substitutes.. other then a rizla pack]
Your baked. You’ve got massive amounts of draw to smoke. The only way you can smoke is by joints.. but by golly you’ve no roach!
Do you;
A) Sell your body like a crackwhore to purchase a roachpad
B) Roach the rizla pack
C) Roach the rizla pack
D) Roach the rizla pack

That’s at the back of the pack though man.. normally i’ll take one of the inside tabs or the overlying flap so as to not destroy the pack.
Never would i completely destroy the pack.

@DeezNuts 519350 wrote:

That’s at the back of the pack though man.. normally i’ll take one of the inside tabs or the overlying flap so as to not destroy the pack.
Never would i completely destroy the pack.

If your a bad enough dude you can open up the pack, extract delicious green card and close it back up like nothing happened.

@eye. 519352 wrote:

If your a bad enough dude you can open up the pack, extract delicious green card and close it back up like nothing happened.

Fuck it, just use the whole pack for roach!

@NN~Gazatryptamine 519376 wrote:

Because I don’t need to wear perfume to smell good. I’ve been told I have a good natural scent.
Gonna keep it for sentimental value, my nan bought it for me aagggees ago.

My other halfs ‘natural” scent was so attractive to me when we first met – I must have got used to him now as I dont smell it so much anymore,
but they say its a good indication of attraction