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  • #1263703
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    Deezl
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    Aww shit mang, it took you 20 minutes to think of that?
    Come on, judging by the way you’re acting your god baby! Give me all you got!

    #1263682
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    korno
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    chinos

    #1263704
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    Deezl
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    well yo mama so fat she worldwide!
    Tbf you do sound like a top lad, starting arguments on the net with someone you don’t know, or have even talked to, cause you a keyboard warrior with balls of steel.
    You also juge me for my past meph usage.. when you smoke weed daily if i’m not mistaken. That too is drug abuse.
    You do proper crack me up though ill give you that

    #1263466
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    cheeseweasel
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    @DOTM 511254 wrote:

    I like it how nobody else wants to get involved

    I prefer to quietly observe, right now it feels a bit like being pissed at a creche.

    #1263705
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    Deezl
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    Much more fun to get involved me thinks!
    You also claim i know nothing; but i clearly do.
    Direct quote from my ‘Lost’ thread – “I vaporize weed daily and have no problems, I limit my use now unlike a couple of months ago when I would smoke, Each to his own”
    Yes although you don’t smoke it your still ingesting it, big difference, it’s still abuse just a different ROA. If a heroin addict smoked rather than inject, it’s still abuse when he does it 10 times a day. (Not saying that you vapourise ten times a day)

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    cheeseweasel
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    #1263551
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    Mezz
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    I think you guys should settle your differences the old fashioned way…………… 1 2 3 4 I declare THUMB WAR lol

    #1263516
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    Fizzbombheid
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    i hate when yer zipper gets caught on the wrong teeth on the zip on yer parka.

    ye tug tug tug away like a stubborn bastard trying to make the teeth connect in the correct manner but to no avail. an arctic wind is blasting at ya and you are there, fighting the zip on yer jacket and the laws o’ physics cos ya dont wanna lose to a fuckin jacket!!

    YES!! yuv done it! oh fuck…naw yuv no! now ye have an 8 shaped space in the front cos yuv tugged that hard yuv missed a mile o’ teeth and now yer parka is a wonky bent shaped lopsided fucker. ye try to pull the zip down to correct the situation but the zipper aint budgin cos its got a deathly grip on the fuckin material on that inside flap bit itsself. how the fuck did that happen!!! ARGGHHHHH!

    parkas might be cool but thuv got a serious problem when it comes to showing respect to the bastard that bought the fucker.

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    Chrispydelic
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    @General Lighting 511222 wrote:

    cats keep you as pets….

    So if I get one it’ll go out and get a job so it can pay for and sort me out my food and all my medical bills and stuff right?

    No, thought not!

    #1263569
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    Izbeckistan
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    By pet hate I suppose that means hating something that’s not fundamentaly hurtful;

    • Losing my slippers and wear socks around the house and my socks get soggy and crumby..
    • Getting my bare bumcheaks stuck to a plastic chair/ leather sofa and my bum sticks…I have to almost rip my bum of the shiny surface and I end up with a sore arse
    • Perfume adverts.
    • People who use ‘literally’ in the wrong context for example: ‘I literally shit my self’ – FIGURATIVELY SHIT YOURSELF DURRR!
    • Keep calm and some bollocks.
    • Like this if you hate pedophiles/murderers/animal abuse.
    • Supposedly profound or life affirming quote/ statement on a dramatic picture of a sexy girl/ flower/ lake in the winter ECT.
    • People who have leftovers on their plates at buffets.
    • Only showing one half of a series of breaking Bad in one year.
    #1263538
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    Chrispydelic
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    @izbeckistan 511286 wrote:

    By pet hate I suppose that means hating something that’s not fundamentaly hurtful;

    • Losing my slippers and wear socks around the house and my socks get soggy and crumby..

      Soggy? Do you live in a swamp like Shrek?

    • Getting my bare bumcheaks stuck to a plastic chair/ leather sofa and my bum sticks…I have to almost rip my bum of the shiny surface and I end up with a sore arse

      Wear knickers?

    • People who use ‘literally’ in the wrong context for example: ‘I literally shit my self’ – FIGURATIVELY SHIT YOURSELF DURRR!

      YES! Cunts!

    • Keep calm and some bollocks.

      Keep sucking and don’t tell your Mummy or Daddy!

    • Like this if you hate pedophiles/murderers/animal abuse.

      Yup, bullshit, chain letter, retarded crap!

    • Supposedly profound or life affirming quote/ statement on a dramatic picture of a sexy girl/ flower/ lake in the winter ECT.

      HATE, that shit. Get a fucking life wankers!

    Some characters as I couldn’t be arsed to chop the quote up as I am pissed!

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    Izbeckistan
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    @chrispydelic 511288 wrote:

    Some characters as I couldn’t be arsed to chop the quote up as I am pissed!

    My arsecrack seems to find my knickers irrisistable and my knickers seem to disapear up my crack whenever i sit down.
    FML

    #1263706
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    Deezl
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    Well, my life seems to be better than yours at least as i don’t go on forums and become an internet thug and judge people i don’t even know & cause arguments because im that petty. Each to their own though man, keep on doing it cause you clearly love it. (Obviously i realise this is a bold statement, but the fact that you attempt to troll probably means that you have issues with selfconfidence maybe, or something along those lines. Go get help d00d)
    I find it funny how you keep bringing up my PAST mephe abuse, when you STILL abuse weed daily lolol. Now THAT is hypocritical.
    I’m also far from depressed.. did you not read my reply when i said i started that thread whilst on a comedown? Or are you just ignorant/illiterate?
    P.s im not Confucius im Lucifer, baby. Stop being arrogant, its not nice manggg.

    Your attempts at trolling to make me upset/angry really failed btw. Notice how at the start of the thread i didn’t even retaliate because it was funny to just laugh at you :laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at:
    Back on topic;

    I hate keyboard warriors / e-thugs, especially when their arguments are just nonsensical. They are good fun though..

    #1263445
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    thelog
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    Pet hates hmmm, maybe people that ask you for an ashtray and as you pass it to them they flick their ash in it witout taking it off you. So you get left holding a fucking ashtray.

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    General Lighting
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    @chrispydelic 511279 wrote:

    So if I get one it’ll go out and get a job so it can pay for and sort me out my food and all my medical bills and stuff right?

    No, thought not!

    probably a more affectionate version of the master/slave relationship..

    Ancient Oriental tribes used to go “hunting with cats”, (the forerunner of Siamese and Egyptian Mau type breeds which were basically tamed jungle cats).

    They’d find areas where birds nested and tie a big net up in the trees. They’d let their cats into the area, which would scare the birds who would fly into the net and be caught. Of course they had to give the cats the first few birds as a reward or they wouldn’t bother with this, but it worked. I would not suggest trying it today as you will get arrested on about 6 different animal welfare / environment laws

    Also dogs used to be used to pull carts containing anything from scrap metal to people before cars were invented and when horses were too expensive. (this practice is also frowned on today (I think husky teams in the UK have to be licensed or checked by the vet or similar) though I don’t see why if sensibly managed it could be a good way of exercising overweight dogs…

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    Izbeckistan
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    @General Lighting 511377 wrote:

    though I don’t see why if sensibly managed it could be a good way of exercising overweight dogs…

    And people?

    #1263428
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    General Lighting
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    @izbeckistan 511383 wrote:

    And people?

    they already do this in Holland. (the bus goes between pubs and the engineering students of the Unversity of Eindhoven are pedalling and driving it).

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    #1263475
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    p0ly
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    The trap was layed, the bait was taken! why oh why I tried to warn you. IT’S A TRAP!

    #1263707
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    Deezl
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    Because i took the bait previous to your post
    And also because it was fun and i think it backfired on him.. i mean who goes on the internet to start arguments with 16 year olds lol..

    #1263476
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    p0ly
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    didn’t seem to be any point to it really and i’m only pissing around, i don’t really care if anyone wants to argue. I see no point getting involved as I get nothing out of it, in fact i get the opposite of something out of it.

    I’d rather go on failbook and speak to some beautiful girls, always did hit the spot better for me.

    #1263708
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    Deezl
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    Exactly lol, appreciate the warning anyway though 😉
    I dont blame you brah, nothing beats fine women..

    #1263477
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    p0ly
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    @deezl 511429 wrote:

    nothing beats fine women..

    Chris brown does…

    :laugh_at:

    #1263518
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    Sychonaut
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    DOTM is the Nazi of PV. Just check dat avatar bro..

    He’s all cool.

    #1263478
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    p0ly
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    He enjoys winding you up so replying is just a fail in itself :weee:

    #1263709
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    Deezl
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    That sort of failed.. at no point was i annoyed, like i said i just find it funny that he went out of his way to start an argument with me.
    I actually feel kind of special, maybe he fancies me and this is his way of showing it..
    AWWW!

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