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  • #1250529
    AvatarThe Psyentist
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    @NN~Gazatryptamine 499319 wrote:

    Yes and no. It depends on the level of rtardation and how much ketamine has been induced.

    Only a rtard would spell retardation wrong, or you’re high on ketamine

    #1250451
    AvatarMC G-Tek
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    Ahahahaha, funny shit boys!

    #1250393
    AvatarChrispydelic
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    @The Psyientist 499322 wrote:

    Only a rtard would spell retardation wrong, or you’re high on ketamine

    Only a Mutard would choose to use ‘a’ rather than ‘an’ when they were saying Rtard! 😉

    #1250452
    AvatarMC G-Tek
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    Lol. Has this thread turned into ‘I suspect (username) is the grammar police’ now?

    #1250561
    Avatarkorno
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    Oh! My apologies tank girl, I’m slightly slow but i get there in the end!!@Tank Girl 499314 wrote:

    I replied ‘ with quote’ prior to your edit, as it was still up on the board otherwise I wouldn’t have been able to have done it…..

    #1250185
    AvatarFizzbombheid
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    nypd

    #1250186
    AvatarFizzbombheid
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    @korno 499348 wrote:

    Oh! My apologies tank girl, I’m slightly slow but i get there in the end!!

    too late pal you’re nicked!

    take her away!

    #1249993
    Avatarp0ly
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    @The Psyientist 499322 wrote:

    Only a rtard would spell retardation wrong, or you’re high on ketamine

    I said i’d dose him if he came to tesco with me :laugh_at:

    #1250187
    AvatarFizzbombheid
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    @p0ly 499377 wrote:

    I said i’d dose him if he came to tesco with me :laugh_at:

    you said tesco and ye meant disco fnnrrrrr

    #1249994
    Avatarp0ly
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    DISCO IS DEAD COS DONNA SUMMER IS DEAD

    #1250188
    AvatarFizzbombheid
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    so true poly sadly

    #1250562
    Avatarkorno
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    I’m the polis though@Fizzbombheid 499375 wrote:

    too late pal you’re nicked!

    take her away!

    #1250189
    AvatarFizzbombheid
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    ah ken ye ur.

    now get oot o greggs

    murderpolis man

    #1250570
    Avatartimisme420
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    I’m detective T. Johnson, you’re all going to prison… Don’t drop the soap

    #1250453
    AvatarMC G-Tek
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    @timisme420 499531 wrote:

    I’m detective T. Johnson, you’re all going to prison… Don’t drop the soap

    Ah detective, we’ve been waiting for you, I’m Sergeant G-Tek of her majesty’s Wankenshire Constabulary, part of an exchange program with one of your officers, who’s currently in good old England learning how people ‘just slip down the stairs guv’. You haven’t seen any suspicious looking characters lurking around here have you, cos they might have some drugs on them! We could split the drugs and beat up the suspect – that sounds like a damn good day’s policing if ever I heard one!

    Oh, and one more thing, remember there’s a reason you can’t spell constabulary without ‘stab’ – if you want to kill a suspect, innocent or not, fill yer boots, you won’t face charges. Worst that’ll happen is you’ll be suspended for a while on full pay (basically you get a paid holiday for killing someone while you wear this uniform, don’t you just love state sponsored murder?)

    #1250572
    Avatartimisme420
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    I’ve seen a few, sounds like a plan. I’ll contact you with the names and addresses.

    #1249627
    AvatarAnonymous

    Im not police I want TO have GOOD hollidays

    #1250124
    AvatarGylfi Gudbjornsson
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    @korno 499397 wrote:

    I’m the polis though

    You don’t know anything about that mudder do you?

    #1250455
    AvatarMC G-Tek
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    @timisme420 499539 wrote:

    I’ve seen a few, sounds like a plan. I’ll contact you with the names and addresses.

    Ha ha, good man. You’re a credit to the force Detective, we need more men like you!

    #1250335
    AvatarPat McDonald
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    * Irish accent on

    “May the Farce be with you.”

    * Irish accent off

    #1250362
    Avatargab
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    hey man , what mean gab…. do you have something against me ? or is just is another stuff not connected with me …

    #1249995
    Avatarp0ly
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    [username] we know your police

    #1250573
    Avatartimisme420
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    @p0ly 499850 wrote:

    [username] we know your police

    Yes, well I did just tell you I was.

    #1250457
    AvatarMC G-Tek
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    @p0ly 499850 wrote:

    [username] we know your police

    We’re all Old Bill here at PoliceVibe!

    #1250574
    AvatarPhotograph1984
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    Your all nicked. Place all CHEMS in an envelope for collection forwith. Cheers (no kiddy RCs).

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