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  • #1163768
    Raj
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    Fell over and hurt my shoulder and its sore :hopeless:

    :rant::rant::rant::rant::rant::rant::rant:

    #1130841
    Digital-A
    Participant
    Raj wrote:
    Fell over and hurt my shoulder and its sore :hopeless:

    :group_hug

    #1166197
    Digital-A
    Participant
    Raj wrote:
    Fell over and hurt my shoulder and its sore :hopeless:

    :group_hug

    #1135882
    hardcore_till_i_di
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    wot really gets mi is slow walkers ive got a kid normally about 6 shoppin bags fone glued 2 ear and 5 inch heels but i still manage 2 walk at a normally paced rate i jst wanna punch em in tha back of the head god this is theraputic so wile im at it 118 118 proberly tha most used numba in u.k but do u think i can understand a word they say NO no i fuckin cant understand ya b quicker lookin through yellow pages n save mi a fourtune so think im gunna giv up on the old 118 118 thanks 4 listenin feel much betta xxx

    #1170169
    hardcore_till_i_di
    Participant

    wot really gets mi is slow walkers ive got a kid normally about 6 shoppin bags fone glued 2 ear and 5 inch heels but i still manage 2 walk at a normally paced rate i jst wanna punch em in tha back of the head god this is theraputic so wile im at it 118 118 proberly tha most used numba in u.k but do u think i can understand a word they say NO no i fuckin cant understand ya b quicker lookin through yellow pages n save mi a fourtune so think im gunna giv up on the old 118 118 thanks 4 listenin feel much betta xxx

    #1131569
    DaftFader
    Participant
    hardcore_till_i_di wrote:
    wot really gets mi is slow walkers ive got a kid normally about 6 shoppin bags fone glued 2 ear and 5 inch heels but i still manage 2 walk at a normally paced rate i jst wanna punch em in tha back of the head god this is theraputic so wile im at it 118 118 proberly tha most used numba in u.k but do u think i can understand a word they say NO no i fuckin cant understand ya b quicker lookin through yellow pages n save mi a fourtune so think im gunna giv up on the old 118 118 thanks 4 listenin feel much betta xxx

    i am with you on that one .. god i fucking can’t stand people that walk slow .. espeshaly in rush hour .. when theres like 1 billion people trying to get somewhere and this fucking numpty is holding every mother fucking in london up by walking slowly .. i’m not talking about 60+ .. but people that should be able to run if need be .. they just fucking dawdle along like they haven’t even noticed theres about 50 billion people with red faces screwing behind them just wishisng they would of a sudden have heart attack or just fuck off ..or take the next turn instead of holding every one else up …grrrr .. i got places to go .. move out the fucking way !!!!

    #1167614
    DaftFader
    Participant
    hardcore_till_i_di wrote:
    wot really gets mi is slow walkers ive got a kid normally about 6 shoppin bags fone glued 2 ear and 5 inch heels but i still manage 2 walk at a normally paced rate i jst wanna punch em in tha back of the head god this is theraputic so wile im at it 118 118 proberly tha most used numba in u.k but do u think i can understand a word they say NO no i fuckin cant understand ya b quicker lookin through yellow pages n save mi a fourtune so think im gunna giv up on the old 118 118 thanks 4 listenin feel much betta xxx

    i am with you on that one .. god i fucking can’t stand people that walk slow .. espeshaly in rush hour .. when theres like 1 billion people trying to get somewhere and this fucking numpty is holding every mother fucking in london up by walking slowly .. i’m not talking about 60+ .. but people that should be able to run if need be .. they just fucking dawdle along like they haven’t even noticed theres about 50 billion people with red faces screwing behind them just wishisng they would of a sudden have heart attack or just fuck off ..or take the next turn instead of holding every one else up …grrrr .. i got places to go .. move out the fucking way !!!!

    #1130021
    Tank Girl
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    DaftFader wrote:
    i am with you on that one .. god i fucking can’t stand people that walk slow .. espeshaly in rush hour .. when theres like 1 billion people trying to get somewhere and this fucking numpty is holding every mother fucking in london up by walking slowly .. i’m not talking about 60+ .. but people that should be able to run if need be .. they just fucking dawdle along like they haven’t even noticed theres about 50 billion people with red faces screwing behind them just wishisng they would of a sudden have heart attack or just fuck off ..or take the next turn instead of holding every one else up …grrrr .. i got places to go .. move out the fucking way !!!!

    camden town

    I know where I wanna go – now get the fuck out of my way

    #1164210
    Tank Girl
    Participant
    DaftFader wrote:
    i am with you on that one .. god i fucking can’t stand people that walk slow .. espeshaly in rush hour .. when theres like 1 billion people trying to get somewhere and this fucking numpty is holding every mother fucking in london up by walking slowly .. i’m not talking about 60+ .. but people that should be able to run if need be .. they just fucking dawdle along like they haven’t even noticed theres about 50 billion people with red faces screwing behind them just wishisng they would of a sudden have heart attack or just fuck off ..or take the next turn instead of holding every one else up …grrrr .. i got places to go .. move out the fucking way !!!!

    camden town

    I know where I wanna go – now get the fuck out of my way

    #1130923
    GiantMidget
    Participant

    SHIT!! Thought i had some cash left, forgot about stuff i had bought with my card. Its only just come out! Now i have no fucking money left! 😥

    #1166368
    GiantMidget
    Participant

    SHIT!! Thought i had some cash left, forgot about stuff i had bought with my card. Its only just come out! Now i have no fucking money left! 😥

    #1130924
    GiantMidget
    Participant

    Fucking Yankee 99 are over my house again! They seriously need to get a fucking life. I actually have some fireworks left so might go and do a bit of target practice!! :weee:

    #1166371
    GiantMidget
    Participant

    Fucking Yankee 99 are over my house again! They seriously need to get a fucking life. I actually have some fireworks left so might go and do a bit of target practice!! :weee:

    #1129058
    General Lighting
    Moderator

    £40-£50 for any sort of return train ticket to London or SE England. Thats fucking outrageous. makes you want to take up train robbery – no not the contents of the freight wagon but the train itself. how easy is it to drive one of those things? I only want one loco, maybe a pasenger wagon or two for my mates, not a whole train… I mean they seem to have loads of spare ones at Ipswich, could also go to the seaside as well with it..

    I’d better stop now before I end up in paddinton green or guantanamo…

    #1150682
    General Lighting
    Moderator

    £40-£50 for any sort of return train ticket to London or SE England. Thats fucking outrageous. makes you want to take up train robbery – no not the contents of the freight wagon but the train itself. how easy is it to drive one of those things? I only want one loco, maybe a pasenger wagon or two for my mates, not a whole train… I mean they seem to have loads of spare ones at Ipswich, could also go to the seaside as well with it..

    I’d better stop now before I end up in paddinton green or guantanamo…

    #1131542
    Scouse
    Participant
    General Lighting wrote:
    £40-£50 for any sort of return train ticket to London or SE England. Thats fucking outrageous. makes you want to take up train robbery – no not the contents of the freight wagon but the train itself. how easy is it to drive one of those things? I only want one loco, maybe a pasenger wagon or two for my mates, not a whole train… I mean they seem to have loads of spare ones at Ipswich, could also go to the seaside as well with it..

    I’d better stop now before I end up in paddinton green or guantanamo…

    Apparently the metro’s in Paris have WHEELS instead of running on tracks.
    :weee: You could convert one into a party bus..well party train. It’d be great!

    #1167567
    Scouse
    Participant
    General Lighting wrote:
    £40-£50 for any sort of return train ticket to London or SE England. Thats fucking outrageous. makes you want to take up train robbery – no not the contents of the freight wagon but the train itself. how easy is it to drive one of those things? I only want one loco, maybe a pasenger wagon or two for my mates, not a whole train… I mean they seem to have loads of spare ones at Ipswich, could also go to the seaside as well with it..

    I’d better stop now before I end up in paddinton green or guantanamo…

    Apparently the metro’s in Paris have WHEELS instead of running on tracks.
    :weee: You could convert one into a party bus..well party train. It’d be great!

    #1130926
    GiantMidget
    Participant

    That stupid fucking police helicopter is flying over my estate again. I wouldn’t mind so much but it’s fucking loud and is putting me off COD4! I’ve played that game too much, I wonder if there’s any stinger missiles in the shed?? :laugh_at: (Note – I am joking please don’t arrest me mr policeman!)

    #1166374
    GiantMidget
    Participant

    That stupid fucking police helicopter is flying over my estate again. I wouldn’t mind so much but it’s fucking loud and is putting me off COD4! I’ve played that game too much, I wonder if there’s any stinger missiles in the shed?? :laugh_at: (Note – I am joking please don’t arrest me mr policeman!)

    #1130768
    starlaugh
    Participant
    :hopeless::hopeless::hopeless::hopeless::hopeless::hopeless:

    Popped into the local shop this afternoon with one of my mates and I was reading a poster about a pantomime horse and jockey race they are doing in our village for charity.

    Well my mate nearly wet herself in laughter and then told me that I was doing it, I thought she was taking the piss… but no she really has signed me up to do the bloody horse race. So I will be running around a local park with a pantomime horse/jockey outfit on raaa

    #1166044
    starlaugh
    Participant
    :hopeless::hopeless::hopeless::hopeless::hopeless::hopeless:

    Popped into the local shop this afternoon with one of my mates and I was reading a poster about a pantomime horse and jockey race they are doing in our village for charity.

    Well my mate nearly wet herself in laughter and then told me that I was doing it, I thought she was taking the piss… but no she really has signed me up to do the bloody horse race. So I will be running around a local park with a pantomime horse/jockey outfit on raaa

    #1136290
    redneck
    Participant

    women eh.
    wtf are they all about?
    when you want a girlfriend you cant find one but when you’re in a relationship or unavailable they’re all over you like a rash.:crazy:

    #1170438
    redneck
    Participant

    women eh.
    wtf are they all about?
    when you want a girlfriend you cant find one but when you’re in a relationship or unavailable they’re all over you like a rash.:crazy:

    #1130769
    starlaugh
    Participant
    redneck wrote:
    women eh.
    wtf are they all about?
    when you want a girlfriend you cant find one but when you’re in a relationship or unavailable they’re all over you like a rash.:crazy:

    Urm good luck on understanding women :laugh_at:

    I think the logic of letting them get on with it being the easiest… one day man will understand women, I think this will be the point at which the world will collapse.

    There are just some things that we are not meant to understand, I would leave it at this… you do not want to enter teh darkside of life :laugh_at:

    #1166047
    starlaugh
    Participant
    redneck wrote:
    women eh.
    wtf are they all about?
    when you want a girlfriend you cant find one but when you’re in a relationship or unavailable they’re all over you like a rash.:crazy:

    Urm good luck on understanding women :laugh_at:

    I think the logic of letting them get on with it being the easiest… one day man will understand women, I think this will be the point at which the world will collapse.

    There are just some things that we are not meant to understand, I would leave it at this… you do not want to enter teh darkside of life :laugh_at:

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