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  • #1246854
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    @p0ly 457955 wrote:

    well i was sort of referring back to when you made a thread about hobbies and said like everything was a crap idea and i’m sure you said something about your mental health so that’s why i mentioned it here. sorry if i pissed you off or anything or got it wrong. nice one sub bruvah

    ah well in fairness in the past I was a dick a lot of the time, drunk and on drugs most of the time and losing my mind nearly all of the time so I can understand your point.

    #1246895
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    Fizzbombheid
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    i think you should just shout out random lines from propa songs…

    her’s some to get ya started…

    “there is nothing better in life than writing on the sole of your slipper with a biro” – Half Man Half Biscuit

    “the pump dont work cos the vandals took the handle” – Bob Dylan

    “i got blisters on my fingers” – John Lennon

    “either up your nose or in your vein there’s nothing to gain cept killing your brain” – Grandmaster Flash

    “elvis he’s a hero he’s a superstar, i hear that paul mccartney drives a rolls royce car” – Dr Hook

    “now they know how many holes it takes to fill the albert hall” – The Beatles

    etc etc etc…

    #1246855
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    Anonymous

    Thanks guys, i will hopefully have a vid uploaded 4 you guys ๐Ÿ™‚

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    p0ly
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    @nigboat 457973 wrote:

    Thanks guys, i will hopefully have a vid uploaded 4 you guys ๐Ÿ™‚

    p0ly thief!

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    Danny theif

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    @fizzbombheid 457967 wrote:

    i think you should just shout out random lines from propa songs…

    her’s some to get ya started…

    “there is nothing better in life than writing on the sole of your slipper with a biro” – Half Man Half Biscuit

    “the pump dont work cos the vandals took the handle” – Bob Dylan

    “i got blisters on my fingers” – John Lennon

    “either up your nose or in your vein there’s nothing to gain cept killing your brain” – Grandmaster Flash

    “elvis he’s a hero he’s a superstar, i hear that paul mccartney drives a rolls royce car” – Dr Hook

    “now they know how many holes it takes to fill the albert hall” – The Beatles

    etc etc etc…

    I went through a phaze of dropping in random lines of songs into convosations I was having with people (said seriously as tho i was just talking) and see if they noticed lol. Nigboat could go one step further and try and recite a whole song in a serious manor like he was reading poatry or making a deep statement about something and see if people notice lol.

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    @daftfader 457997 wrote:

    I went through a phaze of dropping in random lines of songs into convosations I was having with people (said seriously as tho i was just talking) and see if they noticed lol. Nigboat could go one step further and try and recite a whole song in a serious manor like he was reading poatry or making a deep statement about something and see if people notice lol.

    any suggestions ::D?

    #1246858
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    If I could be anything in the world that flew
    I would be a bat and come swooping after you
    And if the last time you were here things were a bit askew
    Well you know what happens after dark
    When rattlesnakes lose their skins and their hearts
    And all the missionaries lose their bark
    Oh, all the trees are calling after you
    And all the venom snipers after you
    Are all the mountains bolder after you?
    If I could be anyone of the things in this world that bite
    Instead of an ocelot on a leash, I’d rather be a kite
    And be tied to the end of your string
    And flying in the air, babe, at night
    Cause ou know what they say about honey bears
    When you shave off all their baby hair
    You have a hairy minded pink bare bear
    And all the balls are rolling out for you
    And stones are all erupting out for you
    And all the cheap bloodsuckers are flying after you
    Yesterday, Daisy Mae and Biff were grooving on the street
    And just like in a movie, her hands became her feet
    Her belly button was her mouth
    Wich meant she tasted what she’d speak
    But the funny thing is what happened to her nose
    It grew until it reached all of her toes
    Now when people say her feet they mean her nose
    And curtains laced with diamonds dear for you
    And all the Roman Noblemen for you
    And kingdom’s Christian Soldiers dear for you
    And melting ice cap mountain tops for you
    And knights in flamming silver robes for you
    And bats that with a kiss turn prince for you

    #1246879
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    DaftFader
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    Is that bat out of hell? lmao

    #1246859
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    Anonymous

    Lou Reed

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    @HSB 458023 wrote:

    Lou Reed

    ahh coolio ๐Ÿ™‚

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    @daftfader 458025 wrote:

    ahh coolio ๐Ÿ™‚

    As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death.
    I take a look of my life, and realise there’s noting left.
    ‘Cuz I’ve been brassin’ and laughing so long that.
    Even my mama thinks that my mind is gone.
    But I ain’t never crossed a man that didn’t deserve it.
    Me be treated like a punk, you now that’s unheard of.
    You’d better watch how you’re talking and were you walking .
    Or you and your homie mith be lined in chalk.
    I really hate to trip but I gotta lope.
    As they croak I see myself in the pistol smoke, FOOL.
    I’m the kind of g that little homies wanna be.
    Like on my knees in the night sayin prayers in the street light.

    The Ghetto situation they got me facein’.
    I can’t live a normal life, I was raised by the street. (or strip)
    So I gotta be down wit the hood team.
    Too much television watching got me chasing dreams.
    I’m a educated fool wit money on my mind.
    Got my ten in my hand and the glim in my eye.
    I’m a loped out gangster set trippin banger.
    And my homies is down so don’t arouse my anger, FOOL.
    Death ain’t notin but a heartbeat away.
    I’m livin life do or die, what can I say.
    I’m 23 now but will I live to see 24.
    The way things is going I don’t know.

    Power and the money, money and the power.
    Minute after minute, hour after hour.
    Everybody’s running but half of them ain’t looking.
    What’s going on in the kitchen, but I don’t know what’s cooking.
    They say I got to learn, but nobody’s here to teach me.
    If they can’t understand, how can they reach me.
    I guess they can’t.
    I guess they won’t.
    I guess they front.
    That’s why I know my life is out of luck, FOOL.

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    @HSB 458026 wrote:

    As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death.
    I take a look of my life, and realise there’s noting left.
    ‘Cuz I’ve been brassin’ and laughing so long that.
    Even my mama thinks that my mind is gone.
    But I ain’t never crossed a man that didn’t deserve it.
    Me be treated like a punk, you now that’s unheard of.
    You’d better watch how you’re talking and were you walking .
    Or you and your homie mith be lined in chalk.
    I really hate to trip but I gotta lope.
    As they croak I see myself in the pistol smoke, FOOL.
    I’m the kind of g that little homies wanna be.
    Like on my knees in the night sayin prayers in the street light.

    The Ghetto situation they got me facein’.
    I can’t live a normal life, I was raised by the street. (or strip)
    So I gotta be down wit the hood team.
    Too much television watching got me chasing dreams.
    I’m a educated fool wit money on my mind.
    Got my ten in my hand and the glim in my eye.
    I’m a loped out gangster set trippin banger.
    And my homies is down so don’t arouse my anger, FOOL.
    Death ain’t notin but a heartbeat away.
    I’m livin life do or die, what can I say.
    I’m 23 now but will I live to see 24.
    The way things is going I don’t know.

    Power and the money, money and the power.
    Minute after minute, hour after hour.
    Everybody’s running but half of them ain’t looking.
    What’s going on in the kitchen, but I don’t know what’s cooking.
    They say I got to learn, but nobody’s here to teach me.
    If they can’t understand, how can they reach me.
    I guess they can’t.
    I guess they won’t.
    I guess they front.
    That’s why I know my life is out of luck, FOOL.

    ROFL! :love:

    #1246882
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    DaftFader
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    SSSOOOOO TELLL MEEE WWWHHHYYYY ARREE WEEE SOOO BBBLLIINNNDDD TTOOOOOO SEEEE, TTHHHAATT TTHHEEE OONNEESS WWEE E HUUURRTT AAARREEE YYOOUUU ANNNDDD MEEEEEEEE

    ๐Ÿ˜€

    #1246883
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    DaftFader
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    Gonna listen to that tune now .. not heard it in years. ๐Ÿ˜€

    #1246861
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    Anonymous

    amish paradise

    #1246896
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    Fizzbombheid
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    thats the game peeps.

    some lyrics are so profound they must be shared.

    another one is to live your life like James Bond. Go to the bakers and say… “I’ll have a pie……..a Scotch pie”:wink:

    #1246890
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    p0ly
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    the wurzles tune, i got a brand new combine harvester?

    #1246891
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    p0ly
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    @nigboat 457995 wrote:

    Danny theif

    well my whole group has been something i’ve been thinking about way before i knew about danny shine, i just never thought of using a megaphone just like danny didn’t know until charlie showed him about using one.

    #1246862
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    Anonymous

    Ladies and gentleman,
    If you want to use violence legally there are two designatied career paths for you
    you can either join The army and kill people legally or you the join the Police force and trunchen people legally
    thank you

    #1246892
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    p0ly
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    @nigboat 458153 wrote:

    Ladies and gentleman,
    If you want to use violence legally there are two designatied career paths for you
    you can either join The army and kill people legally or you the join the Police force and trunchen people legally
    thank you

    i got illegally drug searched by a bouncer last night, i went and told the police after i didn’t consent to being searched and that i’d been done over and they were proper safe. a min before i got asked to be searched a guy came into my face and said FUCK OFF (he’d already done it twice that night, cunt).

    #1246863
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    @p0ly 458159 wrote:

    i got illegally drug searched by a bouncer last night, i went and told the police after i didn’t consent to being searched and that i’d been done over and they were proper safe. a min before i got asked to be searched a guy came into my face and said FUCK OFF (he’d already done it twice that night, cunt).

    did the old bill do anything about it?

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    @nigboat 458153 wrote:

    Ladies and gentleman,
    If you want to use violence legally there are two designatied career paths for you
    you can either join The army and kill people legally or you the join the Police force and trunchen people legally
    thank you

    Personaly I wouldn’t premote this as you know there will be some people who take it seriously and go join the army to kill people (I’m sure it happens alot anyway).

    #1246893
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    @daftfader 458167 wrote:

    Personaly I wouldn’t premote this as you know there will be some people who take it seriously and go join the army to kill people (I’m sure it happens alot anyway).

    i don’t like it either, no offence bro just think it’s a bit heavy and dark humour a lot of people don’t get easy.

    #1246866
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    General Lighting
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    @p0ly 458207 wrote:

    i don’t like it either, no offence bro just think it’s a bit heavy and dark humour a lot of people don’t get easy.

    making statements like that in a large group of differing political views it doesn’t help matters, it won’t stop genuine psycopaths joining uniformed services, but also winds up the folk who have joined uniformed services for better moral reasons (and yes, there are some!) or those who aren’t completely stupid but perhaps a bit overidealistic and think that for instance a quick and decisive victory over the Middle East would have miraculously made petrol cheap ( a fair few gary boys round here join up to HM Forces for this reason)

    Many now might know better (having learned the hard way) but are stuck out of a sense of loyalty to their nation and also not wanting to seem like cowards – I feel a bit sorry for chaps like this and I am a left wing eco-friendly type (though unlike many yoghurt weavers I realise deep down that I easily could have ended up joining them myself at various points of my life)

    I also know good people what used to be ravers who have just quit partying and joined the Police – not out of spite or malice but they genuinely felt it was the right thing to do, particularly after seeing good friends go down through drugs.

    might not be a cool thing to think about but the reason you can walk around some bits of London with a megaphone without getting into danger is as much because of coppers and soldiers as any British love of fair play or free speech..

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