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November 17, 2011 at 10:21 am #1246854
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@p0ly 457955 wrote:
well i was sort of referring back to when you made a thread about hobbies and said like everything was a crap idea and i’m sure you said something about your mental health so that’s why i mentioned it here. sorry if i pissed you off or anything or got it wrong. nice one sub bruvah
ah well in fairness in the past I was a dick a lot of the time, drunk and on drugs most of the time and losing my mind nearly all of the time so I can understand your point.
November 17, 2011 at 11:10 am #1246895i think you should just shout out random lines from propa songs…
her’s some to get ya started…
“there is nothing better in life than writing on the sole of your slipper with a biro” – Half Man Half Biscuit
“the pump dont work cos the vandals took the handle” – Bob Dylan
“i got blisters on my fingers” – John Lennon
“either up your nose or in your vein there’s nothing to gain cept killing your brain” – Grandmaster Flash
“elvis he’s a hero he’s a superstar, i hear that paul mccartney drives a rolls royce car” – Dr Hook
“now they know how many holes it takes to fill the albert hall” – The Beatles
etc etc etc…
November 17, 2011 at 11:58 am #1246855Thanks guys, i will hopefully have a vid uploaded 4 you guys 🙂
November 17, 2011 at 12:49 pm #1246889November 17, 2011 at 2:53 pm #1246856Danny theif
November 17, 2011 at 3:25 pm #1246878@Fizzbombheid 457967 wrote:
i think you should just shout out random lines from propa songs…
her’s some to get ya started…
“there is nothing better in life than writing on the sole of your slipper with a biro” – Half Man Half Biscuit
“the pump dont work cos the vandals took the handle” – Bob Dylan
“i got blisters on my fingers” – John Lennon
“either up your nose or in your vein there’s nothing to gain cept killing your brain” – Grandmaster Flash
“elvis he’s a hero he’s a superstar, i hear that paul mccartney drives a rolls royce car” – Dr Hook
“now they know how many holes it takes to fill the albert hall” – The Beatles
etc etc etc…
I went through a phaze of dropping in random lines of songs into convosations I was having with people (said seriously as tho i was just talking) and see if they noticed lol. Nigboat could go one step further and try and recite a whole song in a serious manor like he was reading poatry or making a deep statement about something and see if people notice lol.
November 17, 2011 at 4:04 pm #1246857@DaftFader 457997 wrote:
I went through a phaze of dropping in random lines of songs into convosations I was having with people (said seriously as tho i was just talking) and see if they noticed lol. Nigboat could go one step further and try and recite a whole song in a serious manor like he was reading poatry or making a deep statement about something and see if people notice lol.
any suggestions ::D?
November 17, 2011 at 4:07 pm #1246858If I could be anything in the world that flew
I would be a bat and come swooping after you
And if the last time you were here things were a bit askew
Well you know what happens after dark
When rattlesnakes lose their skins and their hearts
And all the missionaries lose their bark
Oh, all the trees are calling after you
And all the venom snipers after you
Are all the mountains bolder after you?
If I could be anyone of the things in this world that bite
Instead of an ocelot on a leash, I’d rather be a kite
And be tied to the end of your string
And flying in the air, babe, at night
Cause ou know what they say about honey bears
When you shave off all their baby hair
You have a hairy minded pink bare bear
And all the balls are rolling out for you
And stones are all erupting out for you
And all the cheap bloodsuckers are flying after you
Yesterday, Daisy Mae and Biff were grooving on the street
And just like in a movie, her hands became her feet
Her belly button was her mouth
Wich meant she tasted what she’d speak
But the funny thing is what happened to her nose
It grew until it reached all of her toes
Now when people say her feet they mean her nose
And curtains laced with diamonds dear for you
And all the Roman Noblemen for you
And kingdom’s Christian Soldiers dear for you
And melting ice cap mountain tops for you
And knights in flamming silver robes for you
And bats that with a kiss turn prince for youNovember 17, 2011 at 4:09 pm #1246879Is that bat out of hell? lmao
November 17, 2011 at 4:10 pm #1246859Lou Reed
November 17, 2011 at 4:10 pm #1246880@HSB 458023 wrote:
Lou Reed
ahh coolio 🙂
November 17, 2011 at 4:11 pm #1246860@DaftFader 458025 wrote:
ahh coolio 🙂
As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death.
I take a look of my life, and realise there’s noting left.
‘Cuz I’ve been brassin’ and laughing so long that.
Even my mama thinks that my mind is gone.
But I ain’t never crossed a man that didn’t deserve it.
Me be treated like a punk, you now that’s unheard of.
You’d better watch how you’re talking and were you walking .
Or you and your homie mith be lined in chalk.
I really hate to trip but I gotta lope.
As they croak I see myself in the pistol smoke, FOOL.
I’m the kind of g that little homies wanna be.
Like on my knees in the night sayin prayers in the street light.The Ghetto situation they got me facein’.
I can’t live a normal life, I was raised by the street. (or strip)
So I gotta be down wit the hood team.
Too much television watching got me chasing dreams.
I’m a educated fool wit money on my mind.
Got my ten in my hand and the glim in my eye.
I’m a loped out gangster set trippin banger.
And my homies is down so don’t arouse my anger, FOOL.
Death ain’t notin but a heartbeat away.
I’m livin life do or die, what can I say.
I’m 23 now but will I live to see 24.
The way things is going I don’t know.Power and the money, money and the power.
Minute after minute, hour after hour.
Everybody’s running but half of them ain’t looking.
What’s going on in the kitchen, but I don’t know what’s cooking.
They say I got to learn, but nobody’s here to teach me.
If they can’t understand, how can they reach me.
I guess they can’t.
I guess they won’t.
I guess they front.
That’s why I know my life is out of luck, FOOL.November 17, 2011 at 4:20 pm #1246881@HSB 458026 wrote:
As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death.
I take a look of my life, and realise there’s noting left.
‘Cuz I’ve been brassin’ and laughing so long that.
Even my mama thinks that my mind is gone.
But I ain’t never crossed a man that didn’t deserve it.
Me be treated like a punk, you now that’s unheard of.
You’d better watch how you’re talking and were you walking .
Or you and your homie mith be lined in chalk.
I really hate to trip but I gotta lope.
As they croak I see myself in the pistol smoke, FOOL.
I’m the kind of g that little homies wanna be.
Like on my knees in the night sayin prayers in the street light.The Ghetto situation they got me facein’.
I can’t live a normal life, I was raised by the street. (or strip)
So I gotta be down wit the hood team.
Too much television watching got me chasing dreams.
I’m a educated fool wit money on my mind.
Got my ten in my hand and the glim in my eye.
I’m a loped out gangster set trippin banger.
And my homies is down so don’t arouse my anger, FOOL.
Death ain’t notin but a heartbeat away.
I’m livin life do or die, what can I say.
I’m 23 now but will I live to see 24.
The way things is going I don’t know.Power and the money, money and the power.
Minute after minute, hour after hour.
Everybody’s running but half of them ain’t looking.
What’s going on in the kitchen, but I don’t know what’s cooking.
They say I got to learn, but nobody’s here to teach me.
If they can’t understand, how can they reach me.
I guess they can’t.
I guess they won’t.
I guess they front.
That’s why I know my life is out of luck, FOOL.ROFL! :love:
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November 17, 2011 at 4:21 pm #1246883Gonna listen to that tune now .. not heard it in years. 😀
November 17, 2011 at 4:27 pm #1246861amish paradise
November 17, 2011 at 8:18 pm #1246896thats the game peeps.
some lyrics are so profound they must be shared.
another one is to live your life like James Bond. Go to the bakers and say… “I’ll have a pie……..a Scotch pie”:wink:
November 18, 2011 at 12:47 pm #1246890the wurzles tune, i got a brand new combine harvester?
November 18, 2011 at 12:52 pm #1246891@Nigboat 457995 wrote:
Danny theif
well my whole group has been something i’ve been thinking about way before i knew about danny shine, i just never thought of using a megaphone just like danny didn’t know until charlie showed him about using one.
November 18, 2011 at 3:03 pm #1246862Ladies and gentleman,
If you want to use violence legally there are two designatied career paths for you
you can either join The army and kill people legally or you the join the Police force and trunchen people legally
thank youNovember 18, 2011 at 4:30 pm #1246892@Nigboat 458153 wrote:
Ladies and gentleman,
If you want to use violence legally there are two designatied career paths for you
you can either join The army and kill people legally or you the join the Police force and trunchen people legally
thank youi got illegally drug searched by a bouncer last night, i went and told the police after i didn’t consent to being searched and that i’d been done over and they were proper safe. a min before i got asked to be searched a guy came into my face and said FUCK OFF (he’d already done it twice that night, cunt).
November 18, 2011 at 4:31 pm #1246863@p0ly 458159 wrote:
i got illegally drug searched by a bouncer last night, i went and told the police after i didn’t consent to being searched and that i’d been done over and they were proper safe. a min before i got asked to be searched a guy came into my face and said FUCK OFF (he’d already done it twice that night, cunt).
did the old bill do anything about it?
November 18, 2011 at 6:08 pm #1246884@Nigboat 458153 wrote:
Ladies and gentleman,
If you want to use violence legally there are two designatied career paths for you
you can either join The army and kill people legally or you the join the Police force and trunchen people legally
thank youPersonaly I wouldn’t premote this as you know there will be some people who take it seriously and go join the army to kill people (I’m sure it happens alot anyway).
November 19, 2011 at 4:37 am #1246893@DaftFader 458167 wrote:
Personaly I wouldn’t premote this as you know there will be some people who take it seriously and go join the army to kill people (I’m sure it happens alot anyway).
i don’t like it either, no offence bro just think it’s a bit heavy and dark humour a lot of people don’t get easy.
November 19, 2011 at 4:08 pm #1246866@p0ly 458207 wrote:
i don’t like it either, no offence bro just think it’s a bit heavy and dark humour a lot of people don’t get easy.
making statements like that in a large group of differing political views it doesn’t help matters, it won’t stop genuine psycopaths joining uniformed services, but also winds up the folk who have joined uniformed services for better moral reasons (and yes, there are some!) or those who aren’t completely stupid but perhaps a bit overidealistic and think that for instance a quick and decisive victory over the Middle East would have miraculously made petrol cheap ( a fair few gary boys round here join up to HM Forces for this reason)
Many now might know better (having learned the hard way) but are stuck out of a sense of loyalty to their nation and also not wanting to seem like cowards – I feel a bit sorry for chaps like this and I am a left wing eco-friendly type (though unlike many yoghurt weavers I realise deep down that I easily could have ended up joining them myself at various points of my life)
I also know good people what used to be ravers who have just quit partying and joined the Police – not out of spite or malice but they genuinely felt it was the right thing to do, particularly after seeing good friends go down through drugs.
might not be a cool thing to think about but the reason you can walk around some bits of London with a megaphone without getting into danger is as much because of coppers and soldiers as any British love of fair play or free speech..
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