Forums The Vibe Chat [username] whats the best swear word ever?

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  • #1051097
    Avatarwickle
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    go on, tell us your favourite πŸ˜€

    #1240738
    AvatarAnonymous

    feck or smeg

    #1240742
    Avatarsinner69
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    plain words together with a variation of fuck

    #1240765
    Avatarmungo1972
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    Hi All ,
    Well i guess the swear word i use the most is Fuck , but i think the Daddy of all swear words has to be the c word that most women dont like !!!!! . I hardly ever use it but when i do it has the effect !!!! .

    regards
    Mungo

    #1240745
    AvatarTank Girl
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    cunt, usually with fucking in front of it

    #1240743
    Avatarsinner69
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    is cunt a plain word? if not add that as well…cunt is fucking good word…we can all be cunts but only the girls have’em

    #1240766
    Avatarmungo1972
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    Hi all ,
    See theres me trying not to say Cunt lol as some women really hate it !!!!! . And then Tank Girl just comes right out with it LOL , i nearly spat me water out my mouth ….then i choked ….but laughed like a fucking cunt straight after πŸ™‚ . Mungo must remember not to drink water when reading PV threads again !!! πŸ™‚

    regards
    Mungo

    #1240746
    AvatarTank Girl
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    @mungo1972 439385 wrote:

    Hi all ,
    See theres me trying not to say Cunt lol as some women really hate it !!!!! . And then Tank Girl just comes right out with it LOL , i nearly spat me water out my mouth ….then i choked ….but laughed like a fucking cunt straight after πŸ™‚ . Mungo must remember not to drink water when reading PV threads again !!! πŸ™‚

    regards
    Mungo

    I’m renound for using it on a daily basis – esp when driving – only prob is I forgot my mum was in the car with me once!!! lol

    #1240772
    AvatarRinkyDink23
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    Shit cunt has got to be the worst, but I never use it! fuck is my fave but with a teen in the house I try sooo hard not to swear, its inevitable though…SHIT is the one I us the most. x

    #1240747
    AvatarTank Girl
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    I also like knob jockey, its funny

    #1240767
    Avatarmungo1972
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    Hi Tank Girl ,
    Oh luckily working where i work we swear all the time !!!! , but i have learnt to turn it off when im not in work or when we get visitors etc . Some lads though are effing and jeffing when we get school kids visiting …..i have to remind them !!!! Language . However once their gone who gives a fuck πŸ™‚ .

    Driving though i do all the time when im on my own ……i hope people just think im singing πŸ™‚ ……no its me calling the nobber in front some choice words πŸ™‚ . Mind you i have tried to calm myself down as road rage just gets you wound up , so now i mark them 1- 10 ( 10 being the worst ) which they get a short clap of the hands πŸ™‚ as they have done so well lol

    regards
    Mungo

    #1240758
    AvatarMoonie
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    I was coming back from the pub not long ago, and there was an abandoned car sitting there on the way home. That was about 1AM. By 5AM when I was out for work, someone had come out with their spray paint, and painted “SHITCUNT” on the bonnet of the car.

    That is the best swearword.

    #1240762
    Avatarcozmic
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    Motherfucker! sounds extra cool in a Samual L Jackson, Chris Rock or Tommy DeVito (goodfellas) voice.

    #1240771
    AvatarJuniperus
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    My favorite so far is cunt. I fell in love with it the moment my English boyfriend taught me it. He did say that it was the worst swear word in English so that’s probably why I really like it…

    #1240768
    Avatarmungo1972
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    Hi Juniperus ,
    Again another moment where Mungo nearly spat coffee all over the computer screen lol and laughed like a mad man . Maybe its only my generation of ladies that dont like the word Cunt !!!!

    regards
    Mungo

    #1240751
    Avatarp0ly
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    sklep

    #1240769
    Avatarmungo1972
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    Hi Poly ,
    I only know a bit of Polish ” krowiego gΓ³wna ” and there it is πŸ™‚

    regards
    Mungo

    #1240763
    Avatarpitchbender
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    most direct : porca puttana

    most fancy : cazzo di Buddha

    most used : merda / vaffanculo

    ( last but not least , the best one from norway ) : FY FAEN ikke sant

    #1240739
    AvatarAnonymous

    Not really a swear word..but ‘chutney ferret’ makes oi larf..

    #1240770
    Avatarmungo1972
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    Hi Celticchris .
    You could always add raving to that so ” raving chutney ferret ” ……..not heard that in years πŸ™‚

    regards
    Mungo

    #1240744
    Avatarsinner69
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    @PB; ja, fy faen er god πŸ˜€

    #1240752
    AvatarGylfi Gudbjornsson
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    Jembem ti mamo

    #1240756
    AvatarFizzbombheid
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    here in Scotland, cunt can be used as a term of endearment…ie..”he’s a good cunt” it gets used in all meaning…daft cunt, radge cunt, dirty cunt,silly cunt but if someone just calls you a “CUNT!” then thats fighting talk and you better be prepared to “twat that cunt!”

    Another good Scottish one is “Bawbag” you are basically calling someone a scrotum. So if someone is being a “CUNT!” hit them and tell them to “Stop their bawbaggery!”

    #1240748
    AvatarTank Girl
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    @Fizzbombheid 440113 wrote:

    h radge cunt

    I like that

    #1240757
    AvatarFizzbombheid
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    @Tank Girl 440175 wrote:

    I like that

    Radge is an Edinburgh term for a mentaloid… but in a nice way lol

    It works on it’s own. “Ye heard that Tank Girl aye? she’s fuckin RADGE!”

    Tis a good ting πŸ˜‰

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