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  • #1241545
    AvatarTank Girl
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    @BioTech 442443 wrote:

    I’ve never been in a strip joint.
    I’ve never taken Ketamine.

    snap
    well I’ve been to the vauxhall tavern and seen burlesque and stripping so may have to scratch the first one?

    I’ve never fucked anyone with a strap on, although my female friend (who did her then boyfriend) said it was one of the most liberating things she’d done and I should try

    Marcus ran a mile when I suggested it :laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at:

    #1241620
    Avatarmungo1972
    Participant

    Hi Tank Girl ,
    Poor old Marcus must be shitting himself !!!! , but this isnt as mad as it sounds !!! . Well its a self defense mechanism ๐Ÿ™‚ , Marcus see’s you complete with strap on ……poop …..and Tank Girl suddenly dont want to go near !!!! .

    regards
    Mungo
    ps Marcus watch out watch out theres a Tank Girl about !!!!

    #1241597
    AvatarDafuq Usain
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    iv never had a real bad trip from acid or e and iv done a lot over the last 10-15 years

    #1241581
    AvatarGylfi Gudbjornsson
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    i’ve never felt truely happy and content

    #1241606
    AvatarMoonie
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    I’m thinking hard about it, and I cannot think of one time when I’ve pussied out of anything.

    #1241564
    Avatarp0ly
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    i’ve never took a crap then ate it.

    #1241621
    Avatarmungo1972
    Participant

    Hi Poly ,
    I have never took a crap then ate it and asked for seconds !!!!! :-O

    regards
    Mungo

    #1241582
    AvatarGylfi Gudbjornsson
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    i never got over my fear of water, more specifically boats I can’t even go on a canal boat without panicing and getting destressed

    #1241529
    AvatarAnonymous

    i’ve never liked any of my mum’s boyfriends cos they’re all fucking wankers.

    >:C

    #1241541
    Avatarsinner69
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    @hat 442921 wrote:

    i’ve never liked any of my mum’s boyfriends cos they’re all fucking wankers.

    >:C

    U are not supposed to either its your mothers job

    #1241530
    AvatarAnonymous

    @!sinner69! 442954 wrote:

    U are not supposed to either its your mothers job

    she doesn’t like any of them either cos they’re the biggest fucking idiots in the entire world. all of them, i swear :/ i want to goooo.

    #1241622
    Avatarmungo1972
    Participant

    Hi Hat ,
    Sorry mate i promise i wont see your mum any more !!!!! ๐Ÿ™ lol

    regards
    Mungo

    #1241546
    AvatarTank Girl
    Participant

    I have never been to scotland ( :(( hope to one day)

    I have never been to wimbledon to watch the tennis despite it being near by

    I have never eaten a (meat) kebab or KFC

    #1241623
    Avatarmungo1972
    Participant

    Hi Tank Girl ,
    Done two out the three lol , guess which one i havent done !!!! lol

    Never been Ireland even though it is only across the water , would like to there some day ๐Ÿ™‚

    regards
    Mungo

    #1241583
    AvatarGylfi Gudbjornsson
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    @Tank Girl 442973 wrote:

    I have never been to scotland ( :(( hope to one day)

    I have never been to wimbledon to watch the tennis despite it being near by

    I have never eaten a (meat) kebab or KFC

    scotland is epic tg, glamorganshire is stunning.

    As for kebabs and kfc….your not missing much to be honest

    #1241547
    AvatarTank Girl
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    @nn-Gazatryptamine 442976 wrote:

    scotland is epic tg, glamorganshire is stunning.

    As for kebabs and kfc….your not missing much to be honest

    defo wanna go, was talking to Marcus about maybe taking the van up one day on an epic tour

    when I was younger we only went around the south of england mainly as me dads so obsessed with king arthur!! So mainly Glastonbury

    I’d never been on a plane til I was 18

    #1241531
    AvatarAnonymous

    @mungo1972 442969 wrote:

    Hi Hat ,
    Sorry mate i promise i wont see your mum any more !!!!! ๐Ÿ™ lol

    regards
    Mungo

    hahaha feel free! having mungo for a dad would be awesomeeeee.

    #1241624
    Avatarmungo1972
    Participant

    Gaz thats wales mate !!!! …i think….shit now im not sure !!!! :-O

    regards
    Mungo

    #1241625
    Avatarmungo1972
    Participant

    Hi Hat ,
    You mean you want me to date your Mum ๐Ÿ™‚ , thanks you reckon she could put up with me though lol , cost a fortune in chicken…hhhmmmm love the chicken ๐Ÿ˜›

    regards
    Mungo

    #1241532
    AvatarAnonymous

    better than a fortune in drugs and booze which is what she’s paying for at the mo! >:C

    no chicken here right now but we’ve got some kittens we’re trying to get rid of.. i heard cats taste like chiggin? ๐Ÿ˜€

    #1241626
    Avatarmungo1972
    Participant

    Hi Hat ,
    Yes thay do ๐Ÿ™‚ …..er i mean yes i think i have heard that lol

    regards
    Mungo

    #1241533
    AvatarAnonymous

    my mum just wants them to go, she doesn’t want any money for them. they’re really cuuuuuute and fluffy.
    Tank Girl – does jasper need a comrade? :weee:

    #1241548
    AvatarTank Girl
    Participant

    @hat 442986 wrote:

    my mum just wants them to go, she doesn’t want any money for them. they’re really cuuuuuute and fluffy.
    Tank Girl – does jasper need a comrade? :weee:

    I think Sir Jasper like being the king of his (well my) castle!! lol

    He did live with his mum and sister before I got him and ‘his’ people said he didnt really like having to share attention and he’d be better off on his own, which is a shame as i would like to be known as a mad cat lady!!!

    #1241598
    AvatarFizzbombheid
    Participant

    i have never been abroad and not been feasted on by the local bugs. MAN! no matter what country i have been in, i am their prey. bastard bugs!! Fuck OFF ya bitey flying crawling ugly wee cunts

    #1241576
    Avatarwickle
    Participant

    foreign flies love the stench of booze so ive been told

    i’ve never been THIS fed up/bored in my life. sober friday nights just dont cut it. gonna go for a walk n try to cheer myself up me thinks

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