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May 19, 2006 at 1:52 pm #1074057the1log wrote:Yes thats true we sell them. But i’ll let you into a secret. Non turn mattres’s only have half the fillings of a normal turnible mat, hence half the life time. Keeping your mattress turned is important, due to the mattres’s life is dictated by how quickly the springs work there way through the fillings. Take care of your mattress and your mattress will take care of you.
i would have never known that from the weight of it… two man lift
:crazy_freit has saved me from fighting with my mattress every week though:crazy_freits the hardest mattress i could get the shop to sell me/ in production and the sales dude was blown away that i could sleep on it at all…:crazy_fre
:crazy_fre:crazy_fre:crazy_fre:crazy_fre:crazy_frewhat can i say?
May 19, 2006 at 1:52 pm #1074173the1log wrote:Yes thats true we sell them. But i’ll let you into a secret. Non turn mattres’s only have half the fillings of a normal turnible mat, hence half the life time. Keeping your mattress turned is important, due to the mattres’s life is dictated by how quickly the springs work there way through the fillings. Take care of your mattress and your mattress will take care of you.Thats sound advice that mate!! :horay:
May 19, 2006 at 1:58 pm #1074004this is all getting quite useful
THERE IS ENOUGH BRICK IN THE GREAT PYRAMID OF GIZEH TO BUILD A WALL 10 FEET HIGH AND 1 FOOT THICK AROUND THE ENTIRE BORDER OF FRANCE.
there
that’s better
May 19, 2006 at 3:20 pm #1074174i wanna go to bed to…….. was that a yawn cos if it was its catchin!!
May 19, 2006 at 3:53 pm #1073981In 2001, the Estonian Health Ministry reported that 28 citizens were bitten by raccoon dogs. By 2002, this casualty figure had risen to 32..
(The raccoon dog is a fox-like creature found in many places throughout Asia and Eastern Europe, and increasing in numbers and distribution).
May 19, 2006 at 4:10 pm #1074058wd 40 is so called because it was the ‘without dampness’ formula number 40
howzat?:crazy_fre:crazy_fre
May 19, 2006 at 4:21 pm #1074008Ok here goes :
-Only in Britain… can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
-Only in Britain… do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
-Only in Britain… do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a DIET coke.
-Only in Britain… do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters.
-Only in Britain… do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.
-Only in Britain… do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won’t miss a call from someone we didn’t want to talk to in the first place.
-Only in Britain… are there disabled parking places in front of a skating rink.
NOT TO MENTION…3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.
142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new shirts.
58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers.
31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in.
19 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas decorations were chocolate.
British Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling accidents.
101 people since 1999 have had broken parts of plastic toys pulled out of the soles of their feet.
18 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth.
A massive 543 Brits were admitted to A&E in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth.
5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out of Control Scalextric cars.
and finally………In 2000 eight Brits cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the toilet.
May 19, 2006 at 6:17 pm #1073999Acidfairy wrote:3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.I’d agree with the rest, but surely that’s impossible. The person would need to be scientificly abnormal to have such low resistance surely?!
Quote:A massive 543 Brits were admitted to A&E in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth.Ergh! I hate that. Makes me cringe when I see people do that. It’s my equivalent to nails dragged across a blackboard.
May 19, 2006 at 6:32 pm #1074035BioTech wrote:Ahhh Tricknology! Wouldn’t happen if using median and mode though.So no. You don’t get a badge. :crazy_fre
Nice effort though.
Dont quibble BioTech, it had u goin, never doubt an ATM 😉
May 19, 2006 at 7:50 pm #1074059sense of humour break time? [while still being vaguely on thread][well sort of…:crazy_fre]
http://www.theexplodingwhale.com/
http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4057591681481453187
RATFLMAF:crazy_fre
May 19, 2006 at 8:47 pm #1074115:crazy_fre LOVE THE BADGERS:crazy_fre RAFLOL
May 19, 2006 at 8:50 pm #1073974Has to be done!
[MEDIA]http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/badger.swf[/MEDIA]
May 19, 2006 at 8:53 pm #1074116He he it never ends do it…:crazy_fre
May 19, 2006 at 8:55 pm #1073975ange1 wrote:He he it never ends do it…:crazy_freIt’s been going like that for years already…
May 19, 2006 at 8:58 pm #1074117Think this thread will be dead soon…:crazy_fre
May 19, 2006 at 9:01 pm #1074060glad i’m not the only one who likes those bouncy wee badgers
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May 19, 2006 at 9:04 pm #1074009Haha this is apparently the useless information homepage
May 19, 2006 at 9:06 pm #1074010and some more useless info here
May 19, 2006 at 9:16 pm #1074061[FONT=Arial,Helvetica][FONT=Arial,Helvetica][FONT=Arial,Helvetica][FONT=Arial,Helvetica][FONT=Arial,Helvetica]A Russian man who wore a beard during the time of Peter the Great had to pay a special tax.[/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT]
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[/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT]May 19, 2006 at 9:27 pm #1074063The best time for a person to buy shoes is in the afternoon….
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the plane trees of kensington in london are no longer thriving because there is less pollution than they like:crazy_fre
:you_smartAlbert Einstein, who was awarded the Nobel Prize for physics in 1921, was honored not for his famous theory of relativity published sixteen years earlier but for his lesser-known work on the photoelectric effect.:you_smart
May 19, 2006 at 10:52 pm #1074105Anonymous
i have an itch
May 19, 2006 at 11:44 pm #1074005one of these kids is doing their own thing
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May 20, 2006 at 6:03 pm #1074015I have been to IKEA today….it get me the creeps….sweden…
May 20, 2006 at 6:21 pm #1074108In Saskatchewan, Canada, it is illegal for cows to moo within 3 miles of any private residence.
Freud had a morbid fear of ferns.
In Kentucky it is illegal to carry ice cream in your back pocket in the month of June.
If you are pregnant in the UK and you need a piss and there are no toilets around you can demand a policeman’s hat to piss in.
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