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    Angel
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      Tank Girl wrote:
      me too, me thinks me run down…

      mouth ulcers and spot on the end of me nose making me look like a wicked witch :hopeless:

      :group_hug:group_hug:group_hug Poor you

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      and do you not get JAFFA cakes? that is criminal!!! start a petition!!!

      Would rather be able to buy Funk Pills in Denmark :laugh_at::weee: :groucho:

      #1074156
      Angel
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        If Barbie were life-size her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall and have a neck twice the length of a normal human’s neck.:crazy::crazy:

        #1073962
        Anonymous

          :yakk: The longest word in the English language is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, a 45-letter word that refers to a lung disease contracted from the inhalation of fine silica dust. In other words, having a gippy lung.

          :groucho: Not many people know that, and fewer still know that: the joint longest word is the plural of the above, namely: pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconioses.

          :crazy_diz Vimto is vomit rearranged. Mind you it’s great for hangovers, just like a good spew is.

          😥 How long is a piece of string? 2 Metres.

          :crazy_dru Newcastle-upon-Tyne used to be part of Scotland.

          :weee: The Isle of Man was part of Norway until 1266.

          :love: Apparently, according to the Papyrus Oxyrrhinchus or some other codex, 666 was actually a typo, the number was originally 616.

          :you_crazy The magic word isn’t actually Abracadabra, it is Abrahadabra.

          raaa The Battle of Hastings is more correctly known as the Battle of Senlac Hill, and the Bayeux Tapestry was actually an embroidery, not a tapestry.

          :group_hug Palace Pier in Brighton is now called Brighton Pier, and Brighton is now a city.

          :crazy: LORD LUCAN = BRUCE FORSYTHE!
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          #1074206
          Playground Politics
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            i have geographical tonsils

            #1073963
            Anonymous

              😥 Soylent Green is PEOPLE!!!

              :weee: Also, quoth the Shamen: Es are Goode, Es are Goode, Eleven Es are Goode… :crazy:

              #1074157
              Angel
              Moderator
                Playground Politics wrote:
                i have geographical tonsils

                My daughter have a geographical tongue :crazy_diz

                #1074203
                starlaugh
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                  Angel wrote:
                  My daughter have a geographical tongue :crazy_diz

                  I found this really bizzare when a lad i know showed me what it is.

                  #1074175
                  Linz
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                    Angel wrote:
                    My daughter have a geographical tongue :crazy_diz

                    From a Chinese medicine prespective that would indicate that she is Yin deficent and so has an empty heat pattern causing de-hydration which manifests in the tongue!

                    (Guess whos been doing her syndrome pattern revision!?):weee:

                    #1074207
                    Playground Politics
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                      i know my tonsils have curves and bumps, but a geographical tongue, now thats mind bogoling

                      #1074006
                      globalloon
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                        giraffes have no vocal choards

                        the duck-billed playtus and the common shrew are the only venemous mammels

                        #1073964
                        Anonymous

                          A duck’s quack can’t echo. And that’s not for want of squeezing the animal!

                          #1074158
                          Angel
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                            [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, Verdana]Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.:hopeless:[/FONT]

                            #1073965
                            Anonymous

                              The QWERTY keyboard layout was randomised in order to prevent typewriters from jamming when used by fast typists.

                              #1074093
                              Raj
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                                the dvorak keyboard was designed to allow typists to use it as fast as possible [the most used keys are nearest where the fingers sit when touch typing]

                                #1074039
                                quietRIOT
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                                  the day i reach the bottom of my ironing basket …the sun will crash into the earth…………….:love:

                                  #1074180
                                  classbhero
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                                    today a young man on acid (sam/jack/jo) decided that the time is irrelevant.

                                    TURN OFF YOUR CLOCKS. If you dont know the time of day then how can u care about it. Relax and enjoy the SUNNNY english sunnyness.

                                    #1074204
                                    Digital-A
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                                      sitting looking at yourself in a mirror let your eyes relax, look at your own face and post what or who you see 🙂

                                      i didnt believe this worked but by-gum it does

                                      #1073966
                                      Anonymous
                                        Digital-A wrote:
                                        sitting looking at yourself in a mirror let your eyes relax, look at your own face and post what or who you see 🙂

                                        i didnt believe this worked but by-gum it does

                                        Dude, l thought l was the only person that got that when not even tripping.

                                        I see my face turn completly black then these blue sparks come out of my eyes. It’s well scary. I forget my own self and my face just changes.

                                        I read once that the the preliminary stage of Alchemy, before the Philosopher’s Stone is precipitated, is called the black stage.

                                        Black = mumia = mummification – the flesh of a mummified corpse turns black. And l think mummification was seen as a way to eternal life. Some Buddhists for example would slowly eat less and less, and breathe more and more slowly until they just became a corpse, just sitting there, and if i remember rightly, the corpse would then be preserved as a mummy.

                                        Similar mummified corpses are even found in Andean civilisations.

                                        So, somehow, that black stage that you see in the mirror might be parallel to the black stage in alchemy, just prior to the coming of the Philosopher’s Stone (those blue sparks?). The darkest part of the night is just before dawn as well.

                                        #1074205
                                        Digital-A
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                                          DynamicDon’tPanic wrote:
                                          Dude, l thought l was the only person that got that when not even tripping.

                                          I see my face turn completly black then these blue sparks come out of my eyes. It’s well scary. I forget my own self and my face just changes.

                                          I read once that the the preliminary stage of Alchemy, before the Philosopher’s Stone is precipitated, is called the black stage.

                                          Black = mumia = mummification – the flesh of a mummified corpse turns black. And l think mummification was seen as a way to eternal life. Some Buddhists for example would slowly eat less and less, and breathe more and more slowly until they just became a corpse, just sitting there, and if i remember rightly, the corpse would then be preserved as a mummy.

                                          Similar mummified corpses are even found in Andean civilisations.

                                          So, somehow, that black stage that you see in the mirror might be parallel to the black stage in alchemy, just prior to the coming of the Philosopher’s Stone (those blue sparks?). The darkest part of the night is just before dawn as well.

                                          crazy hombre 🙂 good going

                                          #1074208
                                          Playground Politics
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                                            sheep go to heaven, goats go to hell…. FACT

                                            #1074166
                                            benbear
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                                              It took me 16 hours to fly from Bangkok to london but flying from London to Bangkok it took only 14

                                              :wtf:

                                              #1074162
                                              Tank Girl
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                                                1930’s Albania had a self claimed king –

                                                His name ‘King ZOG’ raaa:hopeless:raaa

                                                All Hail King Zog :crazy:

                                                #1074163
                                                Tank Girl
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                                                  the most famous English man in Albania is Norman wisdom,

                                                  (during the communist reign their quite mad and paranoid leader only allowed 2 hours of tv a day, one devoted to self publicity the other only what he deemed as ‘moral, non politically damaging’ etc programs, hence Mr wisdom was favoured for years and years. comming up second now days is beckham :crazy:)

                                                  #1074209
                                                  Bogey
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                                                    yeah he was a national hero i worked with a bloke from Albania.he loved him but pronounced it Norman pipki:you_crazy

                                                    #1074210
                                                    Bogey
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                                                      :yawn: :love: :love: :love: :bounce_fl :group_hug :group_hug :group_hug :group_hug 😉 :laugh_at: :hopeless: :weee: 😉 raaa ALL HAIL PLANET ZOG :bounce_fl :crazy: :love: :groucho: :group_hug :group_hug :group_hug :group_hug :group_hug :group_hug :group_hug :group_hug raaa :crazy_dru :you_crazy :laugh_at: :weee: :love: :love:

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