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    Angel
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    Tank Girl wrote:
    me too, me thinks me run down…

    mouth ulcers and spot on the end of me nose making me look like a wicked witch :hopeless:

    :group_hug:group_hug:group_hug Poor you

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    and do you not get JAFFA cakes? that is criminal!!! start a petition!!!

    Would rather be able to buy Funk Pills in Denmark :laugh_at::weee: :groucho:

    #1074156
    Angel
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    If Barbie were life-size her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall and have a neck twice the length of a normal human’s neck.:crazy::crazy:

    #1073962
    Anonymous

    :yakk: The longest word in the English language is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, a 45-letter word that refers to a lung disease contracted from the inhalation of fine silica dust. In other words, having a gippy lung.

    :groucho: Not many people know that, and fewer still know that: the joint longest word is the plural of the above, namely: pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconioses.

    :crazy_diz Vimto is vomit rearranged. Mind you it’s great for hangovers, just like a good spew is.

    😥 How long is a piece of string? 2 Metres.

    :crazy_dru Newcastle-upon-Tyne used to be part of Scotland.

    :weee: The Isle of Man was part of Norway until 1266.

    :love: Apparently, according to the Papyrus Oxyrrhinchus or some other codex, 666 was actually a typo, the number was originally 616.

    :you_crazy The magic word isn’t actually Abracadabra, it is Abrahadabra.

    raaa The Battle of Hastings is more correctly known as the Battle of Senlac Hill, and the Bayeux Tapestry was actually an embroidery, not a tapestry.

    :group_hug Palace Pier in Brighton is now called Brighton Pier, and Brighton is now a city.

    :crazy: LORD LUCAN = BRUCE FORSYTHE!
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    #1074206
    Playground Politics
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    i have geographical tonsils

    #1073963
    Anonymous

    😥 Soylent Green is PEOPLE!!!

    :weee: Also, quoth the Shamen: Es are Goode, Es are Goode, Eleven Es are Goode… :crazy:

    #1074157
    Angel
    Moderator
    Playground Politics wrote:
    i have geographical tonsils

    My daughter have a geographical tongue :crazy_diz

    #1074203
    starlaugh
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    Angel wrote:
    My daughter have a geographical tongue :crazy_diz

    I found this really bizzare when a lad i know showed me what it is.

    #1074175
    Linz
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    Angel wrote:
    My daughter have a geographical tongue :crazy_diz

    From a Chinese medicine prespective that would indicate that she is Yin deficent and so has an empty heat pattern causing de-hydration which manifests in the tongue!

    (Guess whos been doing her syndrome pattern revision!?):weee:

    #1074207
    Playground Politics
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    i know my tonsils have curves and bumps, but a geographical tongue, now thats mind bogoling

    #1074006
    globalloon
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    giraffes have no vocal choards

    the duck-billed playtus and the common shrew are the only venemous mammels

    #1073964
    Anonymous

    A duck’s quack can’t echo. And that’s not for want of squeezing the animal!

    #1074158
    Angel
    Moderator

    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, Verdana]Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.:hopeless:[/FONT]

    #1073965
    Anonymous

    The QWERTY keyboard layout was randomised in order to prevent typewriters from jamming when used by fast typists.

    #1074093
    Raj
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    the dvorak keyboard was designed to allow typists to use it as fast as possible [the most used keys are nearest where the fingers sit when touch typing]

    #1074039
    quietRIOT
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    the day i reach the bottom of my ironing basket …the sun will crash into the earth…………….:love:

    #1074180
    classbhero
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    today a young man on acid (sam/jack/jo) decided that the time is irrelevant.

    TURN OFF YOUR CLOCKS. If you dont know the time of day then how can u care about it. Relax and enjoy the SUNNNY english sunnyness.

    #1074204
    Digital-A
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    sitting looking at yourself in a mirror let your eyes relax, look at your own face and post what or who you see 🙂

    i didnt believe this worked but by-gum it does

    #1073966
    Anonymous
    Digital-A wrote:
    sitting looking at yourself in a mirror let your eyes relax, look at your own face and post what or who you see 🙂

    i didnt believe this worked but by-gum it does

    Dude, l thought l was the only person that got that when not even tripping.

    I see my face turn completly black then these blue sparks come out of my eyes. It’s well scary. I forget my own self and my face just changes.

    I read once that the the preliminary stage of Alchemy, before the Philosopher’s Stone is precipitated, is called the black stage.

    Black = mumia = mummification – the flesh of a mummified corpse turns black. And l think mummification was seen as a way to eternal life. Some Buddhists for example would slowly eat less and less, and breathe more and more slowly until they just became a corpse, just sitting there, and if i remember rightly, the corpse would then be preserved as a mummy.

    Similar mummified corpses are even found in Andean civilisations.

    So, somehow, that black stage that you see in the mirror might be parallel to the black stage in alchemy, just prior to the coming of the Philosopher’s Stone (those blue sparks?). The darkest part of the night is just before dawn as well.

    #1074205
    Digital-A
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    DynamicDon’tPanic wrote:
    Dude, l thought l was the only person that got that when not even tripping.

    I see my face turn completly black then these blue sparks come out of my eyes. It’s well scary. I forget my own self and my face just changes.

    I read once that the the preliminary stage of Alchemy, before the Philosopher’s Stone is precipitated, is called the black stage.

    Black = mumia = mummification – the flesh of a mummified corpse turns black. And l think mummification was seen as a way to eternal life. Some Buddhists for example would slowly eat less and less, and breathe more and more slowly until they just became a corpse, just sitting there, and if i remember rightly, the corpse would then be preserved as a mummy.

    Similar mummified corpses are even found in Andean civilisations.

    So, somehow, that black stage that you see in the mirror might be parallel to the black stage in alchemy, just prior to the coming of the Philosopher’s Stone (those blue sparks?). The darkest part of the night is just before dawn as well.

    crazy hombre 🙂 good going

    #1074208
    Playground Politics
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    sheep go to heaven, goats go to hell…. FACT

    #1074166
    benbear
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    It took me 16 hours to fly from Bangkok to london but flying from London to Bangkok it took only 14

    :wtf:

    #1074162
    Tank Girl
    Participant

    1930’s Albania had a self claimed king –

    His name ‘King ZOG’ raaa:hopeless:raaa

    All Hail King Zog :crazy:

    #1074163
    Tank Girl
    Participant

    the most famous English man in Albania is Norman wisdom,

    (during the communist reign their quite mad and paranoid leader only allowed 2 hours of tv a day, one devoted to self publicity the other only what he deemed as ‘moral, non politically damaging’ etc programs, hence Mr wisdom was favoured for years and years. comming up second now days is beckham :crazy:)

    #1074209
    Bogey
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    yeah he was a national hero i worked with a bloke from Albania.he loved him but pronounced it Norman pipki:you_crazy

    #1074210
    Bogey
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    :yawn: :love: :love: :love: :bounce_fl :group_hug :group_hug :group_hug :group_hug 😉 :laugh_at: :hopeless: :weee: 😉 raaa ALL HAIL PLANET ZOG :bounce_fl :crazy: :love: :groucho: :group_hug :group_hug :group_hug :group_hug :group_hug :group_hug :group_hug :group_hug raaa :crazy_dru :you_crazy :laugh_at: :weee: :love: :love:

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