The Never Ending Story: Add Your Own Line...

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March 28, 2007 at 4:25 pm #1082373
PHARTY
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my purple headed love warrior who was called….
March 28, 2007 at 4:33 pm #1082500
cathdreadhead
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Tim the enchanter, who liked to….
March 28, 2007 at 7:35 pm #1082492
Playground Politics
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contemplate on this story, then he realised he forgot his
March 28, 2007 at 8:23 pm #1082509
parge
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Giant inflatable
March 29, 2007 at 4:04 pm #1082042
stax
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black box which
March 29, 2007 at 4:54 pm #1082510
parge
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IN A STRANGE TWIST OF FATE TRANSFORMED INTO A GOOSE ON STILTS AND STARTED……..
March 31, 2007 at 12:28 am #1081995
process
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shitting massive golden eggs, which promptly hatched into to little pieces of broccolli with legs….
March 31, 2007 at 10:39 pm #1082519
tarifa
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of which started dancin like nutters to the bangin base whilst others turned !poof! into silver clouds of dust that flew up my nose screaming . . .
April 1, 2007 at 1:33 pm #1082511
parge
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Onwards and upwards my fellow silver lined friends,to the magical multicoulered lagoon were we can drink…….
April 2, 2007 at 4:51 pm #1081996
process
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what looks like to be a shit load of desolving miscellanious drugs, if we get there in time we can ave it away and Tarifa will never know its gone, “i reckon we’ll be laughing all the way to the…” (said the little pieces of brocolli)
April 2, 2007 at 11:15 pm #1082374
PHARTY
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Psyciatric ward where they will give us more mind bending chemicals and sum electric shock therapy(if we are lucky:weee:)to the genitals ,hoooray! said the broccoli this is….
April 3, 2007 at 1:56 pm #1082520
tarifa
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when i signed us up for this SAGA coach trip to belgium. Is this in the brochure? excuse me young man could you tell us why . . .
April 3, 2007 at 4:35 pm #1081997
process
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you have just applied an electrode to my testicles? and WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT IN YOUR HAND!?
April 4, 2007 at 8:23 am #1082521
tarifa
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this? this my dear is a stainless steel pineapple, a little message from tarifa, she says to tell you she noticed. Now . . .
April 4, 2007 at 4:14 pm #1081998
process
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bend over and take it like you mean it before i have to go and get my…
April 4, 2007 at 4:49 pm #1082522
tarifa
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video collection of every Labour party-political broadcast since 1958 and things get really nasty! Now, do as you are fucking told and . . .
April 4, 2007 at 4:53 pm #1081999
process
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get down on your knees! “look could i not have the electroduces to the nuts again? cause to be honest i was really starting to like that and besides just have a look at that pineapple… i mean really you cant expect..” Then suddenly Tarifa sick of all this time wasting….
April 4, 2007 at 5:06 pm #1082523
tarifa
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shoved him backwards into the helicopter, grabbed the controls, rocketed it a mile vertically upward and stuffed it onto automatic pilot. She turns, covers him in strawberry jam an pushes him out the door as a sacrifice to the great wasp god . . .
April 4, 2007 at 8:24 pm #1082512
parge
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suddenley he was falling through the dark clouds (screaming like a squirel)
he looked at himself realising that he was totaly covered with sticky jam!!!!
AND THEN THE WASP GOD WAS APON HIM…………………………
April 4, 2007 at 10:25 pm #1082375
PHARTY
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Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
April 4, 2007 at 11:48 pm #1081882
Anonymous
whoops wrong bit
April 4, 2007 at 11:49 pm #1081883
Anonymous
😉
April 12, 2007 at 11:48 pm #1082376
PHARTY
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parge wrote:

suddenley he was falling through the dark clouds (screaming like a squirel)
he looked at himself realising that he was totaly covered with sticky jam!!!!
AND THEN THE WASP GOD WAS APON HIM…………………………

AND THE WASP GOD SAID…..BUUUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ! I hope bzzzzzzz that bzzzz this bzzzzz thread bzzzzz has bzzzzzz come bzzzzz to bzzzzz an bzzzzz END?bzzzzzzz?
April 13, 2007 at 9:46 am #1082501
cathdreadhead
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HARTY wrote:

AND THE WASP GOD SAID…..BUUUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ! I hope bzzzzzzz that bzzzz this bzzzzz thread bzzzzz has bzzzzzz come bzzzzz to bzzzzz an bzzzzz END?bzzzzzzz?

never! not while I have my Aunt Bessie’s stuffing balls……
April 13, 2007 at 9:51 am #1082460
starlaugh
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cathdreadhead wrote:

never! not while I have my Aunt Bessie’s stuffing balls……

Being forced up my………
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