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  • #1038662
    AvatarMeltown
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    Im sure we’ve seen them all before but here have a chuckel:crazy:

    stupid laws
    Chicago Laws:

    It is forbidden to fish while sitting on a giraffe’s neck!
    It is illegal to give a dog whiskey!
    Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire!
    A man with a moustache may not kiss a woman!
    A rooster must step back three hundred feet from any residence if he wishes to crow. Hens that wish to cackle must step two hundred feet back from any residence!

    Florida Laws:

    Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner!
    You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays!

    Australia Laws:

    Children may not purchase cigarettes, but they may smoke them!

    Italian Laws:

    A man may be arrested for wearing a skirt!

    French Laws:

    No pig may be addressed as Napoleon by its owner!

    Canadian Laws:

    It is illegal to pretend to practice witchcraft!
    Citizens may not publicly remove bandages!

    Isreal Laws:

    Picking one’s nose on the Sabbath is illegal!
    If you have been maintaining an illegal radio station for five or more years, the station becomes legal!

    South Carolina Laws:

    Horses are to wear pants at all times!

    Oregon Laws:

    One may not box with a kangaroo!
    Riders of sleds may not attach themselves to passing cars!
    It is illegal to predict the future!

    British Laws:

    It is illegal to be a drunk in possession of a cow!
    You can only shoot a Welsh person with a bow and arrow inside the city walls and after midnight. (This is still legal!)

    #1084130
    AvatarAnonymous

    Some laws made by are really stupid and there is no reason for them. For example…

    1. Dogs may not bark after 6pm.
    2. No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
    3. It is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset.
    4. It is considered an offense to shower naked.

    #1084132
    Avatarmanaman
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    I was working nights in canada sq, canary wharf, in 2009 me and a few asians were in the canteen down in undergound car park having lunch,when the fire alarm went off, they looked at me and i just flicked my head and carried on eating, they shrugged to one another and carried on to. This bloke comes in all excited saying come on we have to get out cant you hear the alarm?We all started laughing at him, he stood there shocked for awhile then ran out. We were on night shifts for christ sakes, interupting a mans lunch like that at two o clock in the morning,but i’d expect that kind of carry on to be illegal everywhere.

    #1084133
    Avatarmanaman
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    The welsh had better not occupy london then

    #1084131
    Avatardubstep_joe
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    @manaman 459842 wrote:

    I was working nights in canada sq, canary wharf, in 2009 me and a few asians were in the canteen down in undergound car park having lunch,when the fire alarm went off, they looked at me and i just flicked my head and carried on eating, they shrugged to one another and carried on to. This bloke comes in all excited saying come on we have to get out cant you hear the alarm?We all started laughing at him, he stood there shocked for awhile then ran out. We were on night shifts for christ sakes, interupting a mans lunch like that at two o clock in the morning,but i’d expect that kind of carry on to be illegal everywhere.

    Are fire alarm gatherings enforced by law? I wonder how effective they are…

    #1084134
    Avatarmanaman
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    I’d expect if they had risk their necks to get out, and the other guy said i told them and they laughed at me, you’d get put before a judge and fined, if a fireman got injured or killed, well.

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