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  • #1150559
    AvatarAnonymous

    My cock hurts

    #1130632
    AvatarTank Girl
    Participant

    @photographthesun 512597 wrote:

    My cock hurts

    Too much cranking?

    #1165748
    AvatarTank Girl
    Participant

    @photographthesun 512597 wrote:

    My cock hurts

    Too much cranking?

    #1128990
    AvatarAnonymous

    @Tank Girl 512602 wrote:

    Too much cranking?

    no to much humping lol

    #1150561
    AvatarAnonymous

    @Tank Girl 512602 wrote:

    Too much cranking?

    no to much humping lol

    #1135740
    Avatarp0ly
    Participant

    The nicest smelling rugs. c & c

    command and conquer aka cannabis and coke.

    they smell so nice yet they fill you with such paranoia. Lameeee

    #1170083
    Avatarp0ly
    Participant

    The nicest smelling rugs. c & c

    command and conquer aka cannabis and coke.

    they smell so nice yet they fill you with such paranoia. Lameeee

    #1129721
    Avatarthelog
    Participant

    Command and Conquer: Red Alert = Nose bleed
    Or
    Command and Conquer: Red Alert; Aftermath = Waking up the next day
    OR
    Command and Conquer: Red Alert; Counterstrike = Waking up the next day and getting straight back on it.

    #1163191
    Avatarthelog
    Participant

    Command and Conquer: Red Alert = Nose bleed
    Or
    Command and Conquer: Red Alert; Aftermath = Waking up the next day
    OR
    Command and Conquer: Red Alert; Counterstrike = Waking up the next day and getting straight back on it.

    #1150680
    AvatarThe Psyentist
    Participant

    @thelog 512559 wrote:

    Those operations are very expensive, and they never truly work, I mean, it’t not a real fanny is it. It’s just your penis turned inside out.

    Watch the southpartk episode where Mr Garison has he second sex change.

    Whilst you’re at it you may as well use those unwanted testicles and have them transplanted to your knees as part of a negroplasty so you can become the first NBA star with an inside out penis.

    #1186064
    AvatarThe Psyentist
    Participant

    @thelog 512559 wrote:

    Those operations are very expensive, and they never truly work, I mean, it’t not a real fanny is it. It’s just your penis turned inside out.

    Watch the southpartk episode where Mr Garison has he second sex change.

    Whilst you’re at it you may as well use those unwanted testicles and have them transplanted to your knees as part of a negroplasty so you can become the first NBA star with an inside out penis.

    #1150681
    AvatarThe Psyentist
    Participant

    General depression emphasized by the peer pressure of the consumerist bullshit we called xmas when everyone is brainwashed into delirious delight resulting in assuming I’m a bah humbug miserable cunt due to reasons beyond my control.

    “C’mon it’s Christmas you should be happy.”
    “oh piss off. I’ll be happy when it’s appropriate not just cos you want me to be.”

    Lots of anxieties coming at me from all angles and just cos there’s a sale on at hmv I’m meant to forget how shitty life is right now. GRRRRR!

    #1186067
    AvatarThe Psyentist
    Participant

    General depression emphasized by the peer pressure of the consumerist bullshit we called xmas when everyone is brainwashed into delirious delight resulting in assuming I’m a bah humbug miserable cunt due to reasons beyond my control.

    “C’mon it’s Christmas you should be happy.”
    “oh piss off. I’ll be happy when it’s appropriate not just cos you want me to be.”

    Lots of anxieties coming at me from all angles and just cos there’s a sale on at hmv I’m meant to forget how shitty life is right now. GRRRRR!

    #1128991
    AvatarAnonymous

    @The Psyentist 512672 wrote:

    General depression emphasized by the peer pressure of the consumerist bullshit we called xmas when everyone is brainwashed into delirious delight resulting in assuming I’m a bah humbug miserable cunt due to reasons beyond my control.

    “C’mon it’s Christmas you should be happy.”
    “oh piss off. I’ll be happy when it’s appropriate not just cos you want me to be.”

    Lots of anxieties coming at me from all angles and just cos there’s a sale on at hmv I’m meant to forget how shitty life is right now. GRRRRR!

    sorry to hear your having a tough time of it hope things get better for you. I always find Christmas a hard time for various reasons.

    #1150564
    AvatarAnonymous

    @The Psyentist 512672 wrote:

    General depression emphasized by the peer pressure of the consumerist bullshit we called xmas when everyone is brainwashed into delirious delight resulting in assuming I’m a bah humbug miserable cunt due to reasons beyond my control.

    “C’mon it’s Christmas you should be happy.”
    “oh piss off. I’ll be happy when it’s appropriate not just cos you want me to be.”

    Lots of anxieties coming at me from all angles and just cos there’s a sale on at hmv I’m meant to forget how shitty life is right now. GRRRRR!

    sorry to hear your having a tough time of it hope things get better for you. I always find Christmas a hard time for various reasons.

    #1129377
    AvatarGeneral Lighting
    Moderator

    @thelog 512595 wrote:

    Yeah I only posted it as a joke but it is something I have wanted to try. I may give it a go when I get some peace and quiet. I wanna try one of them dark tanks with sahllow water in them too (saw in the simpsons) They are ment to be very good. Cant imagine what it would be like on acid, dmt or even K

    Don’t do it on K . one my good mates from Reading (together we built one of the first incarnations of a “hackerspace”) drowned that way. TBH wouldn’t advise it on any other drugs either…

    #1153636
    AvatarGeneral Lighting
    Moderator

    @thelog 512595 wrote:

    Yeah I only posted it as a joke but it is something I have wanted to try. I may give it a go when I get some peace and quiet. I wanna try one of them dark tanks with sahllow water in them too (saw in the simpsons) They are ment to be very good. Cant imagine what it would be like on acid, dmt or even K

    Don’t do it on K . one my good mates from Reading (together we built one of the first incarnations of a “hackerspace”) drowned that way. TBH wouldn’t advise it on any other drugs either…

    #1128992
    AvatarAnonymous

    @General Lighting 512695 wrote:

    Don’t do it on K . one my good mates from Reading (together we built one of the first incarnations of a “hackerspace”) drowned that way. TBH wouldn’t advise it on any other drugs either…

    Seconded. Water and drugs do not mix; many lives are lost in this manor.

    #1150566
    AvatarAnonymous

    @General Lighting 512695 wrote:

    Don’t do it on K . one my good mates from Reading (together we built one of the first incarnations of a “hackerspace”) drowned that way. TBH wouldn’t advise it on any other drugs either…

    Seconded. Water and drugs do not mix; many lives are lost in this manor.

    #1136280
    Avatarwickle
    Participant

    Certain people who walk around all day sniffing and snorting there snot like some out of control coke head. BLOW YA FUCKIN NOSE FFS

    #1170431
    Avatarwickle
    Participant

    Certain people who walk around all day sniffing and snorting there snot like some out of control coke head. BLOW YA FUCKIN NOSE FFS

    #1150683
    AvatarThe Psyentist
    Participant

    @photographthesun 512674 wrote:

    sorry to hear your having a tough time of it hope things get better for you. I always find Christmas a hard time for various reasons.

    Thanks

    #1186071
    AvatarThe Psyentist
    Participant

    @photographthesun 512674 wrote:

    sorry to hear your having a tough time of it hope things get better for you. I always find Christmas a hard time for various reasons.

    Thanks

    #1150685
    AvatarThe Psyentist
    Participant

    I’M HORNY! And I’m feeling emotions of betrayal and deceit from a bacon sandwich.
    See pet hates thread for details or let your imagination roam free lol

    #1186074
    AvatarThe Psyentist
    Participant

    I’M HORNY! And I’m feeling emotions of betrayal and deceit from a bacon sandwich.
    See pet hates thread for details or let your imagination roam free lol

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