Rant Thread!

[Anonymous]

My cock hurts

[Tank Girl]

@photographthesun 512597 wrote:

My cock hurts

Too much cranking?

[Tank Girl]

@photographthesun 512597 wrote:

My cock hurts

Too much cranking?

[Anonymous]

@Tank Girl 512602 wrote:

Too much cranking?

no to much humping lol

[Anonymous]

@Tank Girl 512602 wrote:

Too much cranking?

no to much humping lol

[p0ly]

The nicest smelling rugs. c & c

command and conquer aka cannabis and coke.

they smell so nice yet they fill you with such paranoia. Lameeee

[p0ly]

The nicest smelling rugs. c & c

command and conquer aka cannabis and coke.

they smell so nice yet they fill you with such paranoia. Lameeee

[thelog]

Command and Conquer: Red Alert = Nose bleed
Or
Command and Conquer: Red Alert; Aftermath = Waking up the next day
OR
Command and Conquer: Red Alert; Counterstrike = Waking up the next day and getting straight back on it.

[thelog]

Command and Conquer: Red Alert = Nose bleed
Or
Command and Conquer: Red Alert; Aftermath = Waking up the next day
OR
Command and Conquer: Red Alert; Counterstrike = Waking up the next day and getting straight back on it.

[The Psyentist]

@thelog 512559 wrote:

Those operations are very expensive, and they never truly work, I mean, it’t not a real fanny is it. It’s just your penis turned inside out.

Watch the southpartk episode where Mr Garison has he second sex change.

Whilst you’re at it you may as well use those unwanted testicles and have them transplanted to your knees as part of a negroplasty so you can become the first NBA star with an inside out penis.

[The Psyentist]

@thelog 512559 wrote:

Those operations are very expensive, and they never truly work, I mean, it’t not a real fanny is it. It’s just your penis turned inside out.

Watch the southpartk episode where Mr Garison has he second sex change.

Whilst you’re at it you may as well use those unwanted testicles and have them transplanted to your knees as part of a negroplasty so you can become the first NBA star with an inside out penis.

[The Psyentist]

General depression emphasized by the peer pressure of the consumerist bullshit we called xmas when everyone is brainwashed into delirious delight resulting in assuming I’m a bah humbug miserable cunt due to reasons beyond my control.

“C’mon it’s Christmas you should be happy.”
“oh piss off. I’ll be happy when it’s appropriate not just cos you want me to be.”

Lots of anxieties coming at me from all angles and just cos there’s a sale on at hmv I’m meant to forget how shitty life is right now. GRRRRR!

[The Psyentist]

General depression emphasized by the peer pressure of the consumerist bullshit we called xmas when everyone is brainwashed into delirious delight resulting in assuming I’m a bah humbug miserable cunt due to reasons beyond my control.

“C’mon it’s Christmas you should be happy.”
“oh piss off. I’ll be happy when it’s appropriate not just cos you want me to be.”

Lots of anxieties coming at me from all angles and just cos there’s a sale on at hmv I’m meant to forget how shitty life is right now. GRRRRR!

[Anonymous]

@The Psyentist 512672 wrote:

General depression emphasized by the peer pressure of the consumerist bullshit we called xmas when everyone is brainwashed into delirious delight resulting in assuming I’m a bah humbug miserable cunt due to reasons beyond my control.

“C’mon it’s Christmas you should be happy.”
“oh piss off. I’ll be happy when it’s appropriate not just cos you want me to be.”

Lots of anxieties coming at me from all angles and just cos there’s a sale on at hmv I’m meant to forget how shitty life is right now. GRRRRR!

sorry to hear your having a tough time of it hope things get better for you. I always find Christmas a hard time for various reasons.

[Anonymous]

@The Psyentist 512672 wrote:

General depression emphasized by the peer pressure of the consumerist bullshit we called xmas when everyone is brainwashed into delirious delight resulting in assuming I’m a bah humbug miserable cunt due to reasons beyond my control.

“C’mon it’s Christmas you should be happy.”
“oh piss off. I’ll be happy when it’s appropriate not just cos you want me to be.”

Lots of anxieties coming at me from all angles and just cos there’s a sale on at hmv I’m meant to forget how shitty life is right now. GRRRRR!

sorry to hear your having a tough time of it hope things get better for you. I always find Christmas a hard time for various reasons.

[General Lighting]

@thelog 512595 wrote:

Yeah I only posted it as a joke but it is something I have wanted to try. I may give it a go when I get some peace and quiet. I wanna try one of them dark tanks with sahllow water in them too (saw in the simpsons) They are ment to be very good. Cant imagine what it would be like on acid, dmt or even K

Don’t do it on K . one my good mates from Reading (together we built one of the first incarnations of a “hackerspace”) drowned that way. TBH wouldn’t advise it on any other drugs either…

[General Lighting]

@thelog 512595 wrote:

Yeah I only posted it as a joke but it is something I have wanted to try. I may give it a go when I get some peace and quiet. I wanna try one of them dark tanks with sahllow water in them too (saw in the simpsons) They are ment to be very good. Cant imagine what it would be like on acid, dmt or even K

Don’t do it on K . one my good mates from Reading (together we built one of the first incarnations of a “hackerspace”) drowned that way. TBH wouldn’t advise it on any other drugs either…

[Anonymous]

@General Lighting 512695 wrote:

Don’t do it on K . one my good mates from Reading (together we built one of the first incarnations of a “hackerspace”) drowned that way. TBH wouldn’t advise it on any other drugs either…

Seconded. Water and drugs do not mix; many lives are lost in this manor.

[Anonymous]

@General Lighting 512695 wrote:

Don’t do it on K . one my good mates from Reading (together we built one of the first incarnations of a “hackerspace”) drowned that way. TBH wouldn’t advise it on any other drugs either…

Seconded. Water and drugs do not mix; many lives are lost in this manor.

[wickle]

Certain people who walk around all day sniffing and snorting there snot like some out of control coke head. BLOW YA FUCKIN NOSE FFS

[wickle]

Certain people who walk around all day sniffing and snorting there snot like some out of control coke head. BLOW YA FUCKIN NOSE FFS

[The Psyentist]

@photographthesun 512674 wrote:

sorry to hear your having a tough time of it hope things get better for you. I always find Christmas a hard time for various reasons.

Thanks

[The Psyentist]

@photographthesun 512674 wrote:

sorry to hear your having a tough time of it hope things get better for you. I always find Christmas a hard time for various reasons.

Thanks

[The Psyentist]

I’M HORNY! And I’m feeling emotions of betrayal and deceit from a bacon sandwich.
See pet hates thread for details or let your imagination roam free lol

[The Psyentist]

I’M HORNY! And I’m feeling emotions of betrayal and deceit from a bacon sandwich.
See pet hates thread for details or let your imagination roam free lol

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