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  • #1182880
    Avatar1984
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    Do not feed doughnuts to your obese children
    You will regret it when they’re in their teens
    Maccas might shut them up now that they’re seven
    But they won’t forgive you when
    They’re getting picked last for PE
    Don’t you see?

    So you telling me that your family
    Has a history of obesity
    You got a wire loose in your pituitary
    It’s just the way that God made me

    It’s unlikely, statistically
    To be a physical thing
    But either way it don’t explain why you
    Are in the cue at Burger King

    You can blame it on biology
    You can blame your physiology
    You can point to genealogy
    And your social anthropology

    You can say you are an ectomorph
    That you just can’t get the kilos orf
    Well you can be what you wanna be
    But stop feeding that boy KFC

    He weighs 30 kilos and he’s only three
    He looks like a clean-shaven Pavarotti

    Switching to Diet Coke is not the way back
    Boombalata motherfucker
    Your kid’s a fat, have you noticed that?
    Your 5 year old princess in her size 14 tutu
    Only eats pizza like that because you do
    And you, ought to be ashamed
    For you have only got yourself to blame

    Will be dead of a heart attack
    Before your grandchildren are ten
    Perhaps you’ll consider
    A cut-back on extra fries then

    Boombalata kiddie-stuffer
    Have you noticed that your kids are fat?
    What are you gonna do about that?
    What are you gonna do?

    So you�re telling me that your family
    Has a history of obesity
    You got the polycystic ovaries
    Your mum had childhood diabetes

    But � and in your case
    There’s a fucking big butt
    Do you think it’s an appropriate treat
    The all-you-can-eat at Pizza Hut?

    There’s no excuse you silly goose
    For a child with a caboose
    Like a moose who�s eaten too much mousse
    It�s tantamount to child abuse

    Kick them off the fucking couch
    Unplug the Playstation
    Send them down to the park
    If they don�t wanna go, make ’em

    Tell them they have to jog
    Until their jogging shorts fit ’em
    If they hesitate, ask firmly
    If they still resist, hit ’em

    Is this what you want for your girl and your guy?
    These chips off the pork chop, for the toffee apples of your eye?
    Kit Kats in value packs are not the way back
    Boombalata Motherfucker
    Your kids are fat, did ya notice that?

    And you, you should feel ashamed
    For you have only got yourself to blame
    Your 6 year old miniature Jabba the Hut
    Eating half melted Mars Bars from the folds of his gut
    He’ll be looking for a kidney
    Before your grandchildren are ten

    Perhaps you’ll consider
    A cut-back on Taco Bell then
    Perhaps you’ll consider
    A cut-back on Krispy Kreme doughnuts
    And Popcorn in bucket-sized boxes
    And microwave pizza or drive through McDonalds
    For weeknightly dinners in front of the TV
    And notes to the phys-ed instructor saying
    Timmy has asthma but he really just gets short of breath
    Cos he’s 35 kilos above the ideal weight
    Of 35 kilos for a nine year old boy

    rarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

    #1149289
    AvatarGylfi Gudbjornsson
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    @Pike Tom Us 414396 wrote:

    militant drug use! finally passed out about 3am- not long after i posted

    raa man, mind you, i didn’t sleep until about 5:35am….not good

    #1183009
    AvatarGylfi Gudbjornsson
    Participant

    @Pike Tom Us 414396 wrote:

    militant drug use! finally passed out about 3am- not long after i posted

    raa man, mind you, i didn’t sleep until about 5:35am….not good

    #1129219
    AvatarGeneral Lighting
    Moderator

    I find it difficult to sleep sometimes and I take no other drugs than alcohol these days..

    #1150963
    AvatarGeneral Lighting
    Moderator

    I find it difficult to sleep sometimes and I take no other drugs than alcohol these days..

    #1149292
    AvatarGylfi Gudbjornsson
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    @General Lighting 414486 wrote:

    I find it difficult to sleep sometimes and I take no other drugs than alcohol these days..

    well, quite the opposite sir, i drink far too much near on everyday yet i still have trouble sleeping. Hopefully tonight will be different as i managed to get out on my skateboard today after like 2 months of not skating….thats like 2 months worth of energy blown today!
    om actually yawning at 9:11pm this is a goooood sign!

    #1183016
    AvatarGylfi Gudbjornsson
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    @General Lighting 414486 wrote:

    I find it difficult to sleep sometimes and I take no other drugs than alcohol these days..

    well, quite the opposite sir, i drink far too much near on everyday yet i still have trouble sleeping. Hopefully tonight will be different as i managed to get out on my skateboard today after like 2 months of not skating….thats like 2 months worth of energy blown today!
    om actually yawning at 9:11pm this is a goooood sign!

    #1128551
    AvatarAnonymous

    :O they’re raising VAT?! how cheeky.

    #1149754
    AvatarAnonymous

    :O they’re raising VAT?! how cheeky.

    #1129220
    AvatarGeneral Lighting
    Moderator

    @harr!et 414574 wrote:

    :O they’re raising VAT?! how cheeky.

    to be fair this was mentioned in the Budget for some months… even so in the UK we pay much less of our wages in taxes than many other EU nations. We can’t have it all, low taxes and public services (consider how much it costs for instance to subsidise your age group to travel free on public transport…)

    #1150966
    AvatarGeneral Lighting
    Moderator

    @harr!et 414574 wrote:

    :O they’re raising VAT?! how cheeky.

    to be fair this was mentioned in the Budget for some months… even so in the UK we pay much less of our wages in taxes than many other EU nations. We can’t have it all, low taxes and public services (consider how much it costs for instance to subsidise your age group to travel free on public transport…)

    #1148933
    Avatar1984
    Participant

    can you tell a green field, from a cold steel rain?

    sometimes I cannot. *sigh*

    And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?

    sometimes I fear so *secondary sigh*

    #1182887
    Avatar1984
    Participant

    can you tell a green field, from a cold steel rain?

    sometimes I cannot. *sigh*

    And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?

    sometimes I fear so *secondary sigh*

    #1128552
    AvatarAnonymous

    @General Lighting 414578 wrote:

    to be fair this was mentioned in the Budget for some months… even so in the UK we pay much less of our wages in taxes than many other EU nations. We can’t have it all, low taxes and public services (consider how much it costs for instance to subsidise your age group to travel free on public transport…)

    i don’t travel free 🙁 costs me a fiver to get to college each day.
    i’m moving to america, they pay less in taxes i think.

    #1149755
    AvatarAnonymous

    @General Lighting 414578 wrote:

    to be fair this was mentioned in the Budget for some months… even so in the UK we pay much less of our wages in taxes than many other EU nations. We can’t have it all, low taxes and public services (consider how much it costs for instance to subsidise your age group to travel free on public transport…)

    i don’t travel free 🙁 costs me a fiver to get to college each day.
    i’m moving to america, they pay less in taxes i think.

    #1148980
    Avatar1984
    Participant

    @harr!et 414607 wrote:

    i’m moving to america, they pay less in taxes i think.

    hope your well off, not a good place to be poor is the old USA

    #1182895
    Avatar1984
    Participant

    @harr!et 414607 wrote:

    i’m moving to america, they pay less in taxes i think.

    hope your well off, not a good place to be poor is the old USA

    #1128553
    AvatarAnonymous

    i have family there who own something to do with oil.. i’ll sponge off them ;D

    #1149758
    AvatarAnonymous

    i have family there who own something to do with oil.. i’ll sponge off them ;D

    #1149017
    Avatar1984
    Participant

    @harr!et 414614 wrote:

    i have family there who own something to do with oil.. i’ll sponge off them ;D

    ooo get the fuck over there then, long as its not the deep south. I would like to live there if things work out. But fear mental health problems of the past will make me an unattractive prospect. But then they have no NHS so maybe it wont bother them.

    Need to get to get the fuck away from this country thats for sure, but at the same time want something nice and comfortable. Asia does not appeal for all its financial advantages. If anything just because I am so useless with languages.

    Whereabouts in the USA would you like to go? only been once myself, to San Diego.

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    #1182902
    Avatar1984
    Participant

    @harr!et 414614 wrote:

    i have family there who own something to do with oil.. i’ll sponge off them ;D

    ooo get the fuck over there then, long as its not the deep south. I would like to live there if things work out. But fear mental health problems of the past will make me an unattractive prospect. But then they have no NHS so maybe it wont bother them.

    Need to get to get the fuck away from this country thats for sure, but at the same time want something nice and comfortable. Asia does not appeal for all its financial advantages. If anything just because I am so useless with languages.

    Whereabouts in the USA would you like to go? only been once myself, to San Diego.

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    #1128554
    AvatarAnonymous

    i’ve been to new york, south carolina, new mexico, utah, wyoming and colorado but the family live in denver so i spend most of my time in colorado. new mexico was my favourite (but the hottest), they seemed to have just a load of native americans loitering around, it was a nice change from the scummy chavs around here. hoping to head out there again in the summer 😀 i wish i could get out there in a month for the superbowl but college is a bitch.

    it’s difficult to get residency in america, i think if you have a criminal record then you’re screwed, especially for drug offences. but it’s a lovely place, the mountains are wonderful. i want just a little woodland house by the side of a lake in the mountains where i can retreat and paint :O that would be my dream. i agree with needing to get away from this country. i bet san diego is awesome! haven’t made it as far as california but it must be so pretty.

    #1149759
    AvatarAnonymous

    i’ve been to new york, south carolina, new mexico, utah, wyoming and colorado but the family live in denver so i spend most of my time in colorado. new mexico was my favourite (but the hottest), they seemed to have just a load of native americans loitering around, it was a nice change from the scummy chavs around here. hoping to head out there again in the summer 😀 i wish i could get out there in a month for the superbowl but college is a bitch.

    it’s difficult to get residency in america, i think if you have a criminal record then you’re screwed, especially for drug offences. but it’s a lovely place, the mountains are wonderful. i want just a little woodland house by the side of a lake in the mountains where i can retreat and paint :O that would be my dream. i agree with needing to get away from this country. i bet san diego is awesome! haven’t made it as far as california but it must be so pretty.

    #1149054
    Avatar1984
    Participant

    @harr!et 414616 wrote:

    i’ve been to new york, south carolina, new mexico, utah, wyoming and colorado but the family live in denver so i spend most of my time in colorado. new mexico was my favourite (but the hottest), they seemed to have just a load of native americans loitering around, it was a nice change from the scummy chavs around here. hoping to head out there again in the summer 😀 i wish i could get out there in a month for the superbowl but college is a bitch.

    it’s difficult to get residency in america, i think if you have a criminal record then you’re screwed, especially for drug offences. but it’s a lovely place, the mountains are wonderful. i want just a little woodland house by the side of a lake in the mountains where i can retreat and paint :O that would be my dream. i agree with needing to get away from this country. i bet san diego is awesome! haven’t made it as far as california but it must be so pretty.

    Nice! Wish I had seen that much of it, plan to do a road trip drive across it type thing one day. Nice big cadalac or something.

    I have no criminal record so that’s all good. San Diego was okay, very business like (went with my dads company). Wouldn’t want to live there.

    #1182909
    Avatar1984
    Participant

    @harr!et 414616 wrote:

    i’ve been to new york, south carolina, new mexico, utah, wyoming and colorado but the family live in denver so i spend most of my time in colorado. new mexico was my favourite (but the hottest), they seemed to have just a load of native americans loitering around, it was a nice change from the scummy chavs around here. hoping to head out there again in the summer 😀 i wish i could get out there in a month for the superbowl but college is a bitch.

    it’s difficult to get residency in america, i think if you have a criminal record then you’re screwed, especially for drug offences. but it’s a lovely place, the mountains are wonderful. i want just a little woodland house by the side of a lake in the mountains where i can retreat and paint :O that would be my dream. i agree with needing to get away from this country. i bet san diego is awesome! haven’t made it as far as california but it must be so pretty.

    Nice! Wish I had seen that much of it, plan to do a road trip drive across it type thing one day. Nice big cadalac or something.

    I have no criminal record so that’s all good. San Diego was okay, very business like (went with my dads company). Wouldn’t want to live there.

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