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  • #1052615
    p0ly
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    Post random lyrics if you can

    yo we got girls in the north girls in the south girls in the east girls in the west yo big batties big breasts so much gash no time to rest straight to the ting no time to caress sex we dont settle for less shines we dont settle for less no long time thing coz we dont like stress

    It’s Dizzee Asshole if you didn’t know.

    #1251621
    Fizzbombheid
    Participant

    Here she lies in a fleecy gown
    By my side in the eiderdown
    But she can’t get a ticket to Morning Town
    Cause I’ve got restless legs

    Half Man Half Biscuit

    #1251622
    Fizzbombheid
    Participant

    Elvis he’s a hero he’s a superstar
    And I hear that Paul McCartney drives a Rolls Royce car
    And Dylan sings for millions
    And I just sing for free
    Oh everybody’s makin’ it big but me

    Dr Hook

    #1251631
    Randomhead
    Participant

    Don’t test me,
    They can’t arrest me,
    Ill fake right, cross over,
    Shoot lefty

    Beastie Boys – Ch-check it out

    #1251612
    sinner69
    Participant
    “Saving All My Love For You”

    it’s too early for the circus, it’s too late for the bars, everyone’s sleepin’
    but the paperboys, and no one in this town is makin’ any noise, but the dogs
    and the milkmen and me.

    the girls around here all look like cadillacs, no one likes a stranger here,
    i’d come home but i’m afraid that you won’t take me back, but i’d trade off
    everything just to have you near.

    i know i’m irresponsible and i don’t behave, and i ruin everything that i
    do, and i’ll probably get arrested when i’m in my grave, but i’ll be savin’
    all my love for you.

    i paid fifteen dollars for a prostitute, with too much makeup and a broken
    shoe, but her eyes were just a counterfeit, she tried to gyp me out of it, but
    you know that i’m still in love you.

    don’t listen to the rumors that you hear about me, cause i ain’t as bad as
    they make me out to be, well i may lose my mind but baby can’t you see, that
    i’ll be savin’ all my love for you.

    Tom Waits

    #1251616
    Gylfi Gudbjornsson
    Participant

    These strange thorned vines spring from the ground they wind around me as
    they bind me down she moves across the rose garden suspended in a dark cloud
    of flies her toes drag the tops of the flowers and leave them blackened and
    shriveled in her wake her hands dangle from thin strings of skin her
    forearms they’re like gun barrels smoking crimson

    – Terrifier by Pig Destroyer

    push my fingers past her ear watch them disappear into her brown hair I wish
    the rest of me could go with them her bedroom is quiet but my heart screams
    a horrifying sound like a hundred crippled horses lying crumpled on the
    ground begging for a rifle to come and put them down

    – Crippled Horses by Pig Destroyer

    #1251623
    Fizzbombheid
    Participant

    Deep in the castle and back from the wars
    Back with my lady and the fire burned tall
    Hoorah went the men down below
    All outside was the rain and the snow
    Hear their shouts, hear their roar
    They’ve probably all had a barrel or much, much more
    Hoorah, Hoorah, Hoorah, Yea
    Over the hill with the swords of a thousand men
    We had to meet the enemy a mile away
    Thunder in the air and the skies turned grey
    Assembling the knights and their swords were sharp
    There was a hope in our English hearts
    Hear our roar, hear our sound
    We’re gonna fight until we have won this town
    Hoorah, Hoorah, Hoorah, Yea
    Over the hill with the swords of a thousand men

    Tenpole Tudor

    #1251629
    know_hope
    Participant

    we’re hanging on
    to the same old song
    on and on and on and on
    it’s a fucking time bomb
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    through passivity
    we’re being herded around
    when will we see
    if we’re lost we can be found
    but for now
    we’ll never know free
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    #1251610
    Anonymous

    Cruisin down the street in my six-fo’
    Jockin the bitches, slappin the hoes
    Went to the park to get the scoop
    Knuckleheads out there cold shootin some hoops
    A car pulls up, who can it be?
    A fresh el camino rolled, kilo g
    He rolls down his window and he started to say
    It’s all about makin that gta

    Cuz the boyz n tha hood are always hard
    You come talkin that trash we’ll pull your card
    Knowin nothin in life but to be legit
    Don’t quote me boy, cuz I ain’t sayin shit

    #1251624
    Fizzbombheid
    Participant

    Money – it’s a gas
    Grab that cash with both hands an make a stash
    New car, caviar, four-star daydream
    Think I’ll buy me a football team

    Pink Floyd

    #1251617
    Gylfi Gudbjornsson
    Participant

    I was walking down the street one day,
    when I saw a house on fire,
    there was a man, at an upper story window,
    screamin and hollerin to the crowd that was gathered down below,
    for he was so afraid.
    JUMP! you fucker jump, in to this here blanket what we are holding,
    and you’ll surely be alright,
    he jumped,
    hit the deck,
    broke his fuckin neck,
    there was no blanket,
    laugh,
    we nearly shat,
    we had not laughed so much since grandma died,
    or aunt mayble caught her left tit in the mangle,
    we are miserable sinners,
    filthy fuckers,
    arseholes………..

    #1251632
    bukowski
    Participant

    Rise up this mornin’,
    Smiled with the risin’ sun,
    Three little birds
    Pitch by my doorstep
    Singin’ sweet songs
    Of melodies pure and true,
    Sayin’, “This is my message to you-ou-ou”

    Don’t worry about a thing,
    ‘Cause every little thing gonna be all right.
    Singin’ Don’t worry about a thing,
    ‘Cause every little thing gonna be all right.

    #1251611
    Anonymous

    I was chillin’, right around my way
    21st Eastside at a beach
    This motherfucker ran up on me
    Talkin’ shit wit his homies like he was
    A straight… G!
    Askin’ where I’m from while he runnin’ up
    Gang bang my set’ll nag one of ’em
    Some things, sons, they just won’t change
    Fools don’t respect nothin’ but to gang bang

    #1251613
    p0ly
    Participant

    i’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts..

    #1251627
    kiwifruit
    Participant

    Alice the camel has five humps.
    Alice the camel has five humps.
    Alice the camel has five humps.
    So go, Alice, go.
    Boom, boom, boom!

    Alice the camel has four humps.
    Alice the camel has four humps.
    Alice the camel has four humps.
    So go, Alice, go.
    Boom, boom, boom!

    Alice the camel has three humps.
    Alice the camel has three humps.
    Alice the camel has three humps.
    So go, Alice, go.
    Boom, boom, boom!

    Alice the camel has two humps.
    Alice the camel has two humps.
    Alice the camel has two humps.
    So go, Alice, go.
    Boom, boom, boom!

    Alice the camel has one hump.
    Alice the camel has one hump.
    Alice the camel has one hump.
    So go, Alice, go.
    Boom, boom, boom!

    Alice the camel has no humps.
    Alice the camel has no humps.
    Alice the camel has no humps.
    Because Alice is a horse
    Of course!

    #1251625
    Fizzbombheid
    Participant

    Now the ladies of the harem of the court of King
    Caractacus, were just passing by.
    All together, now the ladies of the harem of the court
    of King Caractacus, were just passing by.
    Now the ladies of the harem of the court of King
    Caractacus, were just passing by.
    Now the ladies of the harem of the court of King
    Caractacus, were just passing by.

    Now the noses on the faces of the ladies of the harem
    of the court of King Caractacus, were just passing by.
    All together, now the noses on the faces of the ladies
    of the harem of the court of King Caractacus, were just
    passing by.
    Now the noses on the faces of the ladies of the harem
    of the court of King Caractacus, were just passing by.
    Now the noses on the faces of the ladies of the harem
    of the court of King Caractacus, were just passing by.

    Now the boys who put the powder on the noses on the
    faces of the ladies of the harem of the court of King
    Caractacus, were just passing by.
    [Repeat 4 times]

    Now the fascinating witches who put the scintilating
    stitches in the breeches of the boys who put the powder
    on the noses on the faces of the ladies of the harem of
    the court of King Caractacus, were just passing by.
    [Repeat 4 times]

    Now if you want to take some pictures of the
    fascinating witches who put the scintilating stitches in
    the breeches of the boys who put the powder on the
    noses on the faces of the ladies of the harem of the
    court of King Caractacus…

    …you’re too late! Because they’ve just… passed…
    by!

    Rolf Harris

    #1251615
    wickle
    Participant

    use the nitro USE THE NITRO

    #1251618
    Gylfi Gudbjornsson
    Participant

    sing a song of anal sex, ass’s full of cum, 27 penises going up your bum.

    #1251628
    barrettone
    Participant

    You be patient and I’ll attend

    Let’s rehearse let’s do it again
    Dude ranch nurse yr brand new friend

    Let nurse give you a shot, it’s something to do
    Took my pulse
    Let nurse give you a shot, it’s something to do

    #1251630
    swedger_alex
    Participant

    Girls are all over the world they hope and pray and die for men like me cause I’m the one the begotten son that breaks the mould out of male epitome
    Style has never seen that makes you want to grab and hold and squeeze real tight whose gonna be the one to save you from yourself when you wanna take a bite
    Please oh baby please you beg you want to stay you got to get some caught up in the charm that I laid on thick and now there’s nowhere to run
    Just another fish to fit the worm on the hook of my line yeah, I keep many females longing for a chance to win my heart with S-E-X and plenty

    When I was a kid (when the song came out) I wrote the lyrics down and convinced a friend that the last line was “burn my heart with S3X and plenty” and that S3X was a type of acid.

    Oh the innocence…

    #1251626
    Fizzbombheid
    Participant

    Mention the Lord of the Rings just once more,
    And I’ll more than likely kill you.
    “Moorecock, Moorecock, Michael Moorecock”
    you fervently moan.
    Is this a wok that you shove down my throat,
    Or are you just pleased to see me?
    Brian Moore’s head looks uncannily like London Planetarium.

    Half Man Half Biscuit again

    #1251619
    Gylfi Gudbjornsson
    Participant

    whistle while you work,
    hitler is a burk,
    he’s half barmy,
    so’s his army,
    whistle while you work.

    #1251614
    p0ly
    Participant

    it’s curtains for you elizabeth my dear

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