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  • #1263752
    AvatarDeez
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    i bet u guize wud luv me i g0t such gd gramma;;

    #1263599
    AvatarMC G-Tek
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    @The Psyentist 520567 wrote:

    Bit of a long story but basically my drunk of a neighbour puts food in his garden to feed all the local moggies so we get an influx of domesticated and ferral cats crossing our garden. Because I’m no hypocrit whatever Nazi grammar punishments I deliver to others I will serve myself when I make a mistake. The punishment for mispronouncing any vowel in the word process is to capture a minimum of 15 cats from Bill’s garden, (and I can tell where you found a cat, I just have a gift) using whatever methods you see fit somehow adhere these lives cats (zip ties are my personal choice) to the nearest car wash managed by polish peoples. Finally you walk through the car wash twice. First time you are a Morris miner, second time you enter as Fiat multipla (yes you do deserve this). Whether you are the specified vehicles merely in your head or you actually go to the trouble of hiring or making a costume is up to you. If you make an impressive costume and present it prior to the crime, number of cats being captured from Bill’s garden may be reduced.

    The CAT scan is obviously to gauge how my cat catching skills have improved throughout the year. The better I become at luring in pussy the more grammatical errors I must be making. Simples *makes meerkats noise

    Ahahahahahaha! Can’t think of a response to even equal that, let alone better it man, love it!

    #1263753
    AvatarDeez
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    People that call all forms of EDM Techno.
    uwot m8? u want a slap?
    nothing pisses me off more then that.. for reaaals

    #1263600
    AvatarMC G-Tek
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    @DeezNuts 520576 wrote:

    i bet u guize wud luv me i g0t such gd gramma;;

    LOL!

    #1263601
    AvatarMC G-Tek
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    @DeezNuts 520580 wrote:

    People that call all forms of EDM Techno.
    uwot m8? u want a slap?
    nothing pisses me off more then that.. for reaaals

    To be fair, that phrase ‘EDM’ pisses me off a bit, it’s just dance music – the E should be removed and swallowed immediately with water!

    #1263754
    AvatarDeez
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    @MC G-Tek 520583 wrote:

    To be fair, that phrase ‘EDM’ pisses me off a bit, it’s just dance music – the E should be removed and swallowed immediately with water!

    I agree – but it’s the only term that can encompass all forms of dance music made electronically.. i don’t normally use it otherwise ๐Ÿ˜› but the word ‘Techno’ just whoever came up with it deserves to be shat on. Techno is an actual genre with blip blop noises from like the late 80’s i swear.. especially when people refer to Trance as techno i shed a tear.
    Fuck i’m drunk and rambling

    #1263602
    AvatarMC G-Tek
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    @DeezNuts 520584 wrote:

    I agree – but it’s the only term that can encompass all forms of dance music made electronically.. i don’t normally use it otherwise ๐Ÿ˜› but the word ‘Techno’ just whoever came up with it deserves to be shat on. Techno is an actual genre with blip blop noises from like the late 80’s i swear.. especially when people refer to Trance as techno i shed a tear.
    Fuck i’m drunk and rambling

    Techno was a Detroit sound in the 80’s initially, but grew and evolved as all forms of dance music do. Techno was usually attributed to the more ‘hardcore’ sounds of the scene (i.e. not house music), some tunes that are classed as happy hardcore are bouncy techno tunes to us of a certain age and even gabba was known as gabba tekno in it’s early days (and abbreviating that is where the name G-Tek comes from), but it seems to be an American thing (possibly because of the Detroit lineage) to class dance music as ‘techno’, though the rebranding brigade then started calling it EDM to try and get away from the reputation of ‘raves’. Fuck, I’m not drunk and I’m still rambling!

    #1263755
    AvatarDeez
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    @MC G-Tek 520588 wrote:

    Techno was a Detroit sound in the 80’s initially, but grew and evolved as all forms of dance music do. Techno was usually attributed to the more ‘hardcore’ sounds of the scene (i.e. not house music), some tunes that are classed as happy hardcore are bouncy techno tunes to us of a certain age and even gabba was known as gabba tekno in it’s early days (and abbreviating that is where the name G-Tek comes from), but it seems to be an American thing (possibly because of the Detroit lineage) to class dance music as ‘techno’, though the rebranding brigade then started calling it EDM to try and get away from the reputation of ‘raves’. Fuck, I’m not drunk and I’m still rambling!

    Yeah I thought it came out of detroit in the 80s can’t remember where I heard that though. You aren’t rambling man it’s good information..
    Another pet hate is people that think they know everything about you when they barely know you..
    People that judge others by the way they look/dress, i’ll admit i used to be like this and still do to some extent but only to get a ‘general’ idea of the person before I talk to them and then i’ll decide whether I like them or not. Personally people think I look chavvy but then they get to know me and are actually surprised (confirmed by others lol).

    #1263603
    AvatarMC G-Tek
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    @DeezNuts 520590 wrote:

    Personally people think I look chavvy but then they get to know me and are actually surprised (confirmed by others lol).

    Same here my friend. It amuses me when people get one impression of me due to how I dress and then have to re-assess their opinion upon getting to know me. It’s good to challenge people’s perceptions and dispel myths man.

    #1263756
    AvatarDeez
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    @MC G-Tek 520592 wrote:

    Same here my friend. It amuses me when people get one impression of me due to how I dress and then have to re-assess their opinion upon getting to know me. It’s good to challenge people’s perceptions and dispel myths man.

    Indeed mate – another one is that people who take drugs are destined to be failures etc. yet i’m actually doing pretty well in education and every where else..

    #1263604
    AvatarMC G-Tek
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    @DeezNuts 520594 wrote:

    Indeed mate – another one is that people who take drugs are destined to be failures etc. yet i’m actually doing pretty well in education and every where else..

    Good man, can tell from talking to you on here that you definitely seem to have your head screwed on right bud, top stuff.

    In the words of the late Bill Hicks, ‘If you don’t think drugs have had a positive effect on the world, then go home, take all your cd’s, albums and tapes and burn them, cos you know all those artists that made that music that enhances your life, day in and day out….real fuckin’ high on drugs man! Shit, the Beatles were so high they even let Ringo sing a couple of tunes!’

    #1263757
    AvatarDeez
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    Meh alcohol is disgusting imo. Seriously i just feel sick and was sick 6 times, my world is spinning so much that i cant focus as my vision constantly goes round in circles if that makes sense. ill try to reply to your ccomment when i can see g-tek but cheers man.

    #1263605
    AvatarMC G-Tek
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    @DeezNuts 520609 wrote:

    Meh alcohol is disgusting imo. Seriously i just feel sick and was sick 6 times, my world is spinning so much that i cant focus as my vision constantly goes round in circles if that makes sense. ill try to reply to your ccomment when i can see g-tek but cheers man.

    No worries bud, speak to ya when the room’s stopped spinning!

    #1263647
    AvatarThe Psyentist
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    People that say ‘particuly’ when they mean ‘particularly’.

    #1263758
    AvatarDeez
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    @MC G-Tek 520608 wrote:

    Good man, can tell from talking to you on here that you definitely seem to have your head screwed on right bud, top stuff.

    In the words of the late Bill Hicks, ‘If you don’t think drugs have had a positive effect on the world, then go home, take all your cd’s, albums and tapes and burn them, cos you know all those artists that made that music that enhances your life, day in and day out….real fuckin’ high on drugs man! Shit, the Beatles were so high they even let Ringo sing a couple of tunes!’

    Cheers mate – I like to think I do have my head screwed on but sometimes I do stupid shit (i.e today) but I suppose that’s just the stupidity of my youth lol.
    I’ve heard that Bill Hicks quote before and it’s so true!

    #1263759
    AvatarDeez
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    Alcohol. Fuck knows why anyone would put themselves through what I just went through and enjoy it, I won’t be doing that again for at least a few months rest assured.
    Passed out in a forest and woke up still drunk and still am, crazy shit.

    #1263547
    AvatarChrispydelic
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    @The Psyentist 520565 wrote:

    MORONS THAT SAY/WRITE ‘OF’ INSTEAD OF ‘HAVE’. An example being ‘I would of gone to the shop for you.’

    NO!!! ‘I would HAVE gone to the shop for you.’ Get it fucking right or piss off to France.

    Emphatically yes!

    Also people that say “are you coming cinema later?” AAAAAAAARGH! It’s “are you coming to the cinema later?” or better yet “would you like to accompany me to the cinema later?” Grrrrrrr!

    Glad I’m not the only grammar nazi!

    #1263775
    Avatarmishaps
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    @thelog 520544 wrote:

    oh dear

    they ended up looking okay on my bed with my new sheets. I ended up washing them a million times today to make them soft but apparently only time does that. I’m considering soaking them in salt water for a few hours as that apparently breaks down the starchy shit that comes on them. I don’t think that the duvet cover will ever soften though… I bought it from a vendor in Turkey – it’s handprinted and so awesome:

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    I do hope that it will soften ๐Ÿ™

    #1263760
    AvatarDeez
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    People that think music needs lyrics/vocals.
    Why don’t they understand that the voice is just another instrument.

    #1263761
    AvatarDeez
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    People that think a 5 minute song is to long, I listen to songs that are sometimes 10-12 minutes in length. If a song manages to captivate you for that long then the producer has done a bloody good job!

    #1263482
    Avatarp0ly
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    People who post the same shit on fb over and over.

    people who post shit about weed on fb constantly like it’s cool… it’s lame as fuck

    #1263558
    AvatarMezz
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    @p0ly 521504 wrote:

    People who post the same shit on fb over and over.

    people who post shit about weed on fb constantly like it’s cool… it’s lame as fuck

    people that use Fb : P lol

    #1263729
    AvatarDark Train
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    Flags.

    Why is it people throw their body and soul behind these things? I’ve never understood symbols. People attach meaning to them when there is no meaning… it’s just some artwork on a cloth. Yet somehow it gets interpreted as an excuse for stabbing someone else in the ribs.

    Check out the recent riots in Belfast that went on for weeks, because they decided to only fly the Union flag over the town hall on certain days of the week. Think how petty that is. Violence, death, destruction over a meaningless symbol. People need to grow up!

    #1263648
    AvatarThe Psyentist
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    @DeezNuts 521384 wrote:

    People that think a 5 minute song is to long!

    GRAMMATICAL ERROR ALERT!

    THE FOLLOWING MISTAKE WAS IDENTIFIED IN YOUR POST….

    ‘People that think a 5 minute song is “to” long!’
    CORRECTED VERSION READS
    ‘People that think a 5 minute song is “too” long!”

    KABOOM!
    YOURS SINCERELY
    THE GRAMMATICAL NAZI TRAIN

    #1263649
    AvatarThe Psyentist
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    @DeezNuts 521384 wrote:

    People that think a 5 minute song is to long, I listen to songs that are sometimes 10-12 minutes in length. If a song manages to captivate you for that long then the producer has done a bloody good job!

    I would have liked your post if it wasn’t for your appalling literacy skills. :devil_wag:hopeless:

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