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December 8, 2012 at 10:27 pm #1054550
We’ve all experienced it. That you beautiful moment in life when you walk past somebody and catch a brief section of their conversation. Whether in or out of context these encounters are often hilarious.
I was inspired to make this thread due to one of those divine moments I had today.
I was in HMV browsing DVDs with 2 guys stood close to me, one suddenly said to the other “have you seen that new Bourne film?”
His friend magnificently responded “yeah, can’t believe I watched my sister do anal! Turned me on but I didn’t have a wank”
To which his mate (and I) started laughing before he retorted “I said Bourne not porn”Fuckin classic!
December 8, 2012 at 11:11 pm #1263273on a beach in lanzarote…couple o kids with their dad standing next to a tree
“really dad!! is that what they are??”
“aye son they hatch in september. We’ll be back home by then though “
“Aww dad!! can we no stay and watch the bears getting born??”
“Maybe next year son…..maybe next year”
they were standing next to 2 coconuts! lol
December 8, 2012 at 11:15 pm #1263269@The Psyentist 510522 wrote:
We’ve all experienced it. That you beautiful moment in life when you walk past somebody and catch a brief section of their conversation. Whether in or out of context these encounters are often hilarious.
I was inspired to make this thread due to one of those divine moments I had today.
I was in HMV browsing DVDs with 2 guys stood close to me, one suddenly said to the other “have you seen that new Bourne film?”
His friend magnificently responded “yeah, can’t believe I watched my sister do anal! Turned me on but I didn’t have a wank”
To which his mate (and I) started laughing before he retorted “I said Bourne not porn”Fuckin classic!
ahaha I so hope this actually happend! I would die a happy man if i witnessed that convo!
December 8, 2012 at 11:16 pm #1263270ahahaha!
I have a feeling I’m gonna like this thread 🙂
@Fizzbombheid 510526 wrote:
on a beach in lanzarote…couple o kids with their dad standing next to a tree
“really dad!! is that what they are??”
“aye son they hatch in september. We’ll be back home by then though “
“Aww dad!! can we no stay and watch the bears getting born??”
“Maybe next year son…..maybe next year”
they were standing next to 2 coconuts! lol
December 8, 2012 at 11:20 pm #1263271There was a little kid of about 6 years old on the train from brighton to london. My mate had his eye poked out when he was young so had a glass eye. We overheard this kid getting a bollocing from his mum for acting up, so my mate decided, whilst the mum wasn’t looking, to pull out his glass eye and tap it on the glass partition of the train, so the kid could see. Then he just put his eye back in …!
The kid totaly freaked out and started going “mummy, mummy that boy just took his eye out!” … his mum was just like “stop making up lies” and gave him a proper bollocking .. ahahaha so funny.
December 9, 2012 at 12:00 am #1263278@Fizzbombheid 510526 wrote:
on a beach in lanzarote…couple o kids with their dad standing next to a tree
“really dad!! is that what they are??”
“aye son they hatch in september. We’ll be back home by then though “
“Aww dad!! can we no stay and watch the bears getting born??”
“Maybe next year son…..maybe next year”
they were standing next to 2 coconuts! lol
lmao!
December 9, 2012 at 12:56 am #1263277@DaftFader 510527 wrote:
ahaha I so hope this actually happend! I would die a happy man if i witnessed that convo!
This really did happen, a little bit of wee nearly came out lol.
December 9, 2012 at 1:26 am #1263267Thank god no one was listening to my conversation on the train into town today
Trying to clarify that my niece has only got to ‘2nd base’ with her boyfriend
Took a bit of clarifying / discussion …… In my day there were at least 6 not 4 bases…….
Thankfully (!!!!) she’s terrified (!!!) of blow jobs (3rd base) to which I convinced her she has to complete in order to get to 4th base,
Given us at least another year before I buy her condoms :pDecember 9, 2012 at 1:27 am #1263268@The Psyentist 510546 wrote:
This really did happen, a little bit of wee nearly came out lol.
And you’ve not even given birth :p
December 9, 2012 at 2:03 am #1263274@Tank Girl 510551 wrote:
Thank god no one was listening to my conversation on the train into town today
Trying to clarify that my niece has only got to ‘2nd base’ with her boyfriend
Took a bit of clarifying / discussion …… In my day there were at least 6 not 4 bases…….
Thankfully (!!!!) she’s terrified (!!!) of blow jobs (3rd base) to which I convinced her she has to complete in order to get to 4th base,
Given us at least another year before I buy her condoms :pon the bus coming back from work with my boss who’s about 60 odd
it’s about 5 to 4. bastard! bus full o’ schoolies. noisy bastarding schoolies….anyway wee slut bastard is holding court and all the young lads are hanging off her every word. “aye and we done this last night and we done that…blah fuckin blah. she then proceeds to tell the WHOLE bus that wee-cock Dave(we know this as she had already told how small he was) had 5 fingers in her!! emphasizing the 5!! my auld boss nearly choked on his werther original!!
fuckin cringe!! all adults on bus you could feel squirming like fuck as the young lass and lads cackled like fuck!
not one person challenged them for the outrageousness and to my eternal shame i kept schtum as well. fuckin shocked i was.
shocked into submission, when what they needed was a good telling and a fuckin boot up the erse!
1 nil to the kids i suppose
December 9, 2012 at 2:20 am #1263272December 9, 2012 at 2:24 am #1263275@DaftFader 510566 wrote:
http://www.partyvibe.com/forums/sex-stories/34101-entire-hand.html
hee hee daft
check the last post on that thread noo 🙂
December 9, 2012 at 11:59 am #1263276I’d probably be on the receiving end of a lot of these. A particular highlight was when I was helping someone throw a house party and there was a rather unfortunate drunken accident which led to lots of blood being spilled on white sheets/walls/sofas. We go to the pharmacy and my mate just says “what do you have that can get rid of massive blood stains?” and then saying “can we have three litres of it.”
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