if you could slap 3 celebs?

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July 12, 2006 at 12:12 pm #1038494
limey
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which three celebrities would you love to slap?

mine have to be….britney spears, peter andre and hmmm….50 cent sod:groucho:
July 12, 2006 at 12:17 pm #1081830
HM300
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Micheal Winner
Laurence LLewelyn Bowen
Anthony Wyrell Thompson

although there are lots more id luv to giv a quick slap round the head too ha ha
July 12, 2006 at 12:19 pm #1081815
elretardo87
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Westwood three times.
July 12, 2006 at 12:26 pm #1081809
Techno Viking
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limey wrote:

which three celebrities would you love to slap?

mine have to be….britney spears, peter andre and hmmm….50 cent sod:groucho:

Tony blurgh, George Bush and Davina McCall…
July 12, 2006 at 12:28 pm #1081831
HM300
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elretardo87 wrote:

Westwood three times.

forgot about that 1 hed get more than a slap tho he wud get a bullet
July 12, 2006 at 1:50 pm #1081833
Chemical Brother
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elretardo87 wrote:

Westwood three times.

HAHAHA FUCKIN QUALITY.

MINE WOULD BE 1) PARIS HILTON (she does my fucking head in)
2) DALE WINTON (do i have to explain?)
3) DAVID DICKINSON (would you class him as a celeb)
July 12, 2006 at 1:53 pm #1081822
raverbaby
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Mine would be 50 cent 3 times, then i would get a gun and do a fucking decent job at killing him instead of leaving a few pathetic scars, grrrrr i hate him with a passion!
July 12, 2006 at 1:56 pm #1081826
Angel
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raverbaby wrote:

Mine would be 50 cent

Hmmm i like 50 cent:groucho: :groucho: :groucho: But ill love to slapp

1 Brad Pitt
2 George Bush
3 Oprah Winfrey
July 12, 2006 at 1:58 pm #1081823
raverbaby
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angel wrote:

Hmmm i like 50 cent:groucho: :groucho: :groucho: But ill love to slapp

1 Brad Pitt
2 George Bush
3 Oprah Winfrey

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO you cant like 50 cent:you_crazy
July 12, 2006 at 1:59 pm #1081832
HM300
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that jeremy kyle geezer would get a bit of a kicking too 😀
July 12, 2006 at 2:01 pm #1081827
Angel
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:laugh_at: :laugh_at: :laugh_at:

raverbaby wrote:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO you cant like 50 cent:you_crazy

I love you too:groucho: :groucho:
July 12, 2006 at 2:04 pm #1081824
raverbaby
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angel wrote:

:laugh_at: :laugh_at: :laugh_at: I love you too:groucho: :groucho:

Awww thanks :angel::group_hug :shy:
July 12, 2006 at 2:08 pm #1081829
Meltown
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raverbaby wrote:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO you cant like 50 cent:you_crazy

i like the backin tracks to fifty but hes a shit rapper an talks bollox
July 12, 2006 at 2:14 pm #1081810
Techno Viking
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Chemical Brother wrote:

HAHAHA FUCKIN QUALITY.

MINE WOULD BE 1) PARIS HILTON (she does my fucking head in)
2) DALE WINTON (do i have to explain?)
3) DAVID DICKINSON (would you class him as a celeb)

I saw this fantastic episode of South Parks recently where the moral of the story was: Paris Hilton’s a dirty whore…

I love that program!
July 12, 2006 at 2:27 pm #1081816
elretardo87
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Dr Bunsen wrote:

I saw this fantastic episode of South Parks recently where the moral of the story was: Paris Hilton’s a dirty whore…

I love that program!

an amazing episode…gotta love the whore off.
July 12, 2006 at 2:40 pm #1081820
titch
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Dr Bunsen wrote:

Tony blurgh, George Bush and Davina McCall…

Yes all of them and … Alex Ferguson, Judge Jules and Paul O Grady
July 12, 2006 at 5:05 pm #1081818
Anonymous
excepting politicians…

jeremy clarkson – nemesis of the environment and all round arse.
james blunt – may his fingers drop off and his lips get leprosy
gordon ramsey – just fuck off.

and one more (i cant stop!) bono. i want to make him climb out of his own arse then slap him back up there….
July 12, 2006 at 5:35 pm #1081821
titch
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Yeah Bono is a grade a ****
July 12, 2006 at 9:59 pm #1081825
chillidog
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good choices so far cant disagree with any of them so sinse their allready gettin a slap heres my 3 that are also well deserved me thinks:
1:coleen whats her name,rooneys missus whats she ever done whys she in my paper i dont care,she shops wow.
2:jade goody,fairplay shes a retard and shes made millions out of that annoying program but i have to blame all the retards that actually watch all the other crap shes done sinse to give her a “celebrity” status.
3:pete doherty what a twat.
July 12, 2006 at 11:15 pm #1081814
globalloon
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just slap your TV until it breaks

then you’ll b free of these morons

:weee:
July 12, 2006 at 11:36 pm #1081817
elretardo87
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globalloon wrote:

just slap your TV until it breaks

then you’ll b free of these morons

:weee:

Or don’t plug it in…and use it as a handy shelf.
July 13, 2006 at 10:25 am #1081819
Anonymous
or smash the screen in, fill it with dirt, put it the garden and fill with trailing plants. avante-garde flower pot! much better. ive got a pic somewhere….
July 13, 2006 at 1:14 pm #1081811
JE5
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Jeremy Clarkson
Vernon Kay
and that twat who does the big brother thing.
July 13, 2006 at 1:25 pm #1081813
General Lighting
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i am really pleased that I have virtually totally given up watching the idiot box or following celebrity culture I cannot actually name 3 worthless celebs; I see names on peoples lists here and think “who the fuck are they?”

Although Clarkson is a good vote.

ISTR he had an honorary degree ceremony last year(?) at Oxford Brookes and some hippies smacked a pie in his face whilst he was dressed up like Henry the 8th which apparently you still do when you get your degree, even in Oxford Brookes.

Used to have a link to the photos of it but the chap who hosted it took down the pics. I reckon the pics were so popular it caned all the photographers bandwidth…
July 13, 2006 at 1:43 pm #1081812
JE5
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General Lighting wrote:

i am really pleased that I have virtually totally given up watching the idiot box or following celebrity culture I cannot actually name 3 worthless celebs; I see names on peoples lists here and think “who the fuck are they?”

Although Clarkson is a good vote.

.

I got rid of my TV about 4 years ago, I don’t miss it one bit.
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