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    Fizzbombheid
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      no matter how many ashtrays get used when peeps are visiting they always seem to attract themselves to each other.

      “where’s a ashtray?”

      “i gave ya one”

      “oh aye pass it over”

      “where is it?”

      “next to the other 3 that i’ve passed around”

      look down and all the the ashtrays are congregating in their own wee gang. pull one away and separate them again…..half an hour later they’re all back together again

      what’s that aw aboot?

      #1248778
      Gylfi Gudbjornsson
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        they are like a basic organism, divide the cells and if left to there own devices, they re-connect with one another.

        question answered. lol

        #1248792
        Fizzbombheid
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          @nn-Gazatryptamine 466038 wrote:

          they are like a basic organism, divide the cells and if left to there own devices, they re-connect with one another.

          question answered. lol

          i like it gaz!

          its even like they dont even care about racism. black ashtrays will hang about with the white ones. square ones go with round ones etc

          maybe we could all learn from ashtrays?

          #1248779
          Gylfi Gudbjornsson
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            @Fizzbombheid 466043 wrote:

            i like it gaz!

            its even like they dont even care about racism. black ashtrays will hang about with the white ones. square ones go with round ones etc

            maybe we could all learn from ashtrays?

            naaa, human being are pre-programmed to hate, kill and destroy. hence smoking. your HATING you lung, KILLING yourself and DESTROYING your veins……..says it all to me

            #1248793
            Fizzbombheid
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              @nn-Gazatryptamine 466049 wrote:

              naaa, human being are pre-programmed to hate, kill and destroy. hence smoking. your HATING you lung, KILLING yourself and DESTROYING your veins……..says it all to me

              gaz, ashtrays are inanimate objects mate.

              you are reading to much into this ;p

              if all humans were ashtrays they would be hippies. hanging about together having a smoke. bit smelly though…

              #1248776
              wickle
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                ashtrays are pack animals. dont get it twisted! lol!

                #1248777
                wickle
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                  your twistin’ ma melon mayyn

                  #1248780
                  Gylfi Gudbjornsson
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                    @JamZandwich 466060 wrote:

                    your twistin’ ma melon mayyn

                    sorry, but there so twisty! i can’t help myself hahaha

                    #1248781
                    Gylfi Gudbjornsson
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                      @Fizzbombheid 466058 wrote:

                      gaz, ashtrays are inanimate objects mate.

                      you are reading to much into this ;p

                      if all humans were ashtrays they would be hippies. hanging about together having a smoke. bit smelly though…

                      granted, I did look WAY too far into it, but I agree, If humans were ashtrays we’d be hippies/crusties/stoners ect. just getting plapped out all the time…… : ] <—-this is a face with a big grim BTW

                      #1248794
                      Fizzbombheid
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                        funny thing is since i started this thread the ashtrays have dispersed all around the room and ive ended up with none! im sitting on a pouffe and at my age my knees are toiling to get up and reach for one.

                        bring back the harmony and more importantly the closeness to my vicinity.

                        i suppose it was good while it lasted.

                        #1248782
                        Gylfi Gudbjornsson
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                          @Fizzbombheid 466063 wrote:

                          funny thing is since i started this thread the ashtrays have dispersed all around the room and ive ended up with none! im sitting on a pouffe and at my age my knees are toiling to get up and reach for one.

                          bring back the harmony and more importantly the closeness to my vicinity.

                          i suppose it was good while it lasted.

                          its there migration time, leave them to it and more will appear when the breeding is over hahaha

                          #1248766
                          sinner69
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                            @Fizzbombheid 466058 wrote:

                            gaz, ashtrays are inanimate objects mate.

                            you are reading to much into this ;p

                            if all humans were ashtrays they would be hippies. hanging about together having a smoke. bit smelly though…

                            for a fact real hippies are smelly…

                            #1248783
                            Gylfi Gudbjornsson
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                              So if hippies smell…..does being smelly mean im a hippie?

                              #1248767
                              sinner69
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                                Do you have long hair?

                                #1248784
                                Gylfi Gudbjornsson
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                                  not any more, but i have a beard if that helps

                                  #1248795
                                  Fizzbombheid
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                                    nice surprise this morning. all ashtrays were washed and stacked away neatly by my cuz who crashed out on my sofa (too much ching, cocodomol & lager) the hoose was tidy too. nice one cuz. i cant remember even going to my bed. fun night but bloody hell i spraff some shite when im oot ma box…

                                    hey-ho

                                    #1248785
                                    Gylfi Gudbjornsson
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                                      @Fizzbombheid 466140 wrote:

                                      nice surprise this morning. all ashtrays were washed and stacked away neatly by my cuz who crashed out on my sofa (too much ching, cocodomol & lager) the hoose was tidy too. nice one cuz. i cant remember even going to my bed. fun night but bloody hell i spraff some shite when im oot ma box…

                                      hey-ho

                                      did the ashtrays mate? are there little ashtray’s sprouting up all over the place?

                                      #1248796
                                      Fizzbombheid
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                                        @nn-Gazatryptamine 466141 wrote:

                                        did the ashtrays mate? are there little ashtray’s sprouting up all over the place?

                                        free lovin ashtrays! get them here! 3 forrapound!

                                        🙂

                                        #1248786
                                        Gylfi Gudbjornsson
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                                          @Fizzbombheid 466143 wrote:

                                          free lovin ashtrays! get them here! 3 forrapound!

                                          🙂

                                          I’ll take 2!!!

                                          #1248797
                                          Fizzbombheid
                                          Participant

                                            2!! yatramp!

                                            its 3 forrapound! and you want 2!!

                                            and they say the Scots are tight…

                                            get out my shop you hobo!!

                                            #1248768
                                            sinner69
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                                              @nn-Gazatryptamine 466134 wrote:

                                              not any more, but i have a beard if that helps

                                              you need smelly long hair to to full fill the hippy label

                                              #1248787
                                              Gylfi Gudbjornsson
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                                                @!sinner69! 466156 wrote:

                                                you need smelly long hair to to full fill the hippy label

                                                can’t I get a ‘hippy in training’ lable?

                                                #1248769
                                                sinner69
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                                                  @nn-Gazatryptamine 466160 wrote:

                                                  can’t I get a ‘hippy in training’ lable?

                                                  not on my watch…I rather see you as a punk….

                                                  #1248788
                                                  Gylfi Gudbjornsson
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                                                    @!sinner69! 466163 wrote:

                                                    not on my watch…I rather see you as a punk….

                                                    owwww…..*sad look on face

                                                    #1248770
                                                    sinner69
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                                                      dont be sad being a punk is much more fun than being a smelly hippy…

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