April 14, 2012 at 2:03 pm #1236949
Someone once told me that I was a cold heartless bastard who was in capable of feeling love……I told them, “hey that’s bullshit! I’ve got a heart, It’s on the the second shelf next to the DVD’s.”
-MeApril 15, 2012 at 11:49 pm #1236950
Heres a few that I really like and try to drop in conversation now and then:
“They may be shallow, but that doesn’t mean they should be executed.”
“Yes it does.”
“OK, I’m sold.”
…and so the witch tore hansel’s arm off, popped it in her mouth, said, “hey, pretty good.”
And within minutes had devoured the rest of his body, leaving only the lower intestine for fear of bacteria.
Gretel, she decided to hold onto for a while, so she crammed her into the freezer best she could.
Sometimes your shallowness is so thorough its almost like depth
April 17, 2012 at 12:23 am #1237038tunniParticipant
“Bad taste makes more millionaires than good taste.”
― Charles BukowskiApril 17, 2012 at 3:20 pm #1237033know_hopeParticipant
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by meMay 9, 2012 at 12:51 am #1236951
If at first you don’t succeed….remove all evidence you ever tried/kill those who saw.May 10, 2012 at 6:28 pm #1236865wickleParticipant
Sanka! Ya Dead?
…Yah manMay 11, 2012 at 12:51 pm #1236790sinner69Participant
«Roll me up and smoke me when I die»
:bounce_ciJune 24, 2012 at 5:46 pm #1236866wickleParticipant
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“Look yeah…don’t watch dat yeah.” – some rudeboiJune 25, 2012 at 2:08 am #1236839DaftFaderParticipant
“EXTACY, KETAMINE, GIVE ME SOMETHING GOOD TO EAT!”June 25, 2012 at 7:29 am #1237034norfolk-partierParticipant
“To change the World, We Must First Change Ourselves” – Christopher George Latore Wallace – May 21, 1972 – March 9, 1997 – A.K.A “Notorious B.I.G”June 25, 2012 at 7:58 am #1236797thelogParticipant
There he goes… one of Gods own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant not even considered for mass production. To weird to live…….. to rare to die.
Hunter S Thompson
😉June 25, 2012 at 11:03 am #1236953
Tina eat the food!!June 25, 2012 at 11:46 am #1236810kpopParticipant
Hey son, you can call me pop. I’m your pop.
Yeah yeah alright. Don’t go making a big thing of it.
Hey what’s up son, you got a mental condition or something?June 25, 2012 at 11:49 am #1236811kpopParticipant
I kick ass for the Lord!June 25, 2012 at 11:53 am #1236954
@kpop 485318 wrote:
I kick ass for the Lord!
I completely misread that, I thought you said you lick arse for the lord. Was gonna say, that’s a bit odd lolJune 26, 2012 at 5:30 pm #1237039Pat McDonaldParticipantQuote:“The collective mind is as vulnerable to self-deceit as the individual mind. The particular zones of shadow for a given collective are the product of a simple calculus of the mental patterns and ideas shared by its members: The areas of experience blanked out in the most individuals minds will be the darkest zones for the group as a whole.
Cultures and nations offer the best examples of this principle writ large. The cynical characterization of mass education as the “transmission of social delusion” is accurate to the degree that what is taught is skewed by blind spots, the particular expressions the cultural “we” represses in order to ease anxiety.
These blind spots are out of the line of sight of people in the culture, but stand out as quirks to those from cultures who do not share them…
… The truth is replaced by silence, and the silence is a lie…
… Ideas lead to acts…
… The sociologist Georg Simmel, for example, observed the importance of the outsider, or stranger, to the group. The stranger’s position, said Simmel, is defined by the fact he has not belonged to the group from the start, and brings a point of view to it that is foreign. He is both inside and outside. Therein lies his particular value: his strangeness brings a particular objectivity about the group itself…
… My thesis has been that we are piloted in part by an ingenious capacity to deceive ourselves, whereby we sink into obliviousness rather than face threatening facts. This tendency towards self-deception and mutual pretense pervades the structure of our social and psychological life. Its very pervasiveness suggests that self-deception may have proven its utility in evolution. A modicum of delusion may, somehow, benefit the species in the long run, although its cost to the individual can be great…
… “I’m very careful what I tell people,” Bill Bush said to a reporter. “They should be prepared to suffer, and know that it could be disastrous to their family and friends. I tell them plain and simple that it’s very dangerous to tell the truth.””
Vital Lies, Simple Truths: The Psychology of Self-Deception, Daniel Goleman
How very useful. Very useful book. Not sure if I agree with all of it.June 26, 2012 at 5:48 pm #1236798thelogParticipant
Everything in moderation, including moderation.
😉July 3, 2012 at 2:51 pm #1237000FizzbombheidParticipant
“Any more of your backchat son and you will be joining your teeth in the dressing room”
A referee to denture wearing footballer Craig BurleyAugust 30, 2012 at 1:18 pm #1236955
bumpAugust 30, 2012 at 1:21 pm #1237040ChrispydelicParticipant
I reject your reality and substitute my own.August 30, 2012 at 1:30 pm #1236956
I maybe an idiot sir, but there is one thing I am not. And that, is an idiot.August 30, 2012 at 7:37 pm #1237060MC G-TekParticipant
@NN~Gazatryptamine 493281 wrote:
I maybe an idiot sir, but there is one thing I am not. And that, is an idiot.
‘And that, SIR, is an idiot’ I believe the actual quote is. (I know it makes all the difference of chucking a deckchair off the titanic, but I’m a right finicky twat!)August 30, 2012 at 9:03 pm #1236957
Ahh I couldn’t remember if it was right so I posted it anywho
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