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    cozmic
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    ”never trust a fart” the bucket list (2007)

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    sinner69
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    @Kung Fu Fader 431234 wrote:

    Please, tell me about the fucking Golf Shoes!!!!!!

    A bar in a las vegas hotel, slippery when wet

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    cozmic
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    “If you ever hurt my sister in any way, make her cry, even make her sad one time, I’m coming at you with razor blades and lemon juice.”

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    cozmic
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    cozmic
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    ”I don’t care what you call it, put a choke-hold on the motherfucker and call it Blue Dog Shit” American gangster.

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    Gylfi Gudbjornsson
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    ‘screw you guys……i’m going home’

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    p0ly
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    ‘Do fish swim?’

    ‘NN-Gazatryptamine’

    How it came about:

    Do you want a line of k Gary?

    Do fish swim? (In a very serious tone)

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    Gylfi Gudbjornsson
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    well, its not a quote or saying but i deemed it worthy. And this is my thread.

    BAGSHOT:
    bagshot is a crippling condition that will affect 99% of men in there life, bagshot occurs when a bird is riding you like theres no tomorrow, and, your balls take a beating in the prosess….thus rendering your bag shot…hence bagshot. It also occurs from handjobs.

    I learned this from my good friend Zelly. I now will stay vigilant towards this crippling condition

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    p0ly
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    ‘Bulletball is gender neutral, age neutral, and fun for the whole family!’ ‘i have bulletball’ ‘mah point’

    ‪Bulletball‬‏ – YouTube

    watch the video, you’ll laugh your fucking ass off!

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    Gylfi Gudbjornsson
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    fucking bulletball :laugh_at:

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    p0ly
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    ‪Bulletball‬‏ – YouTube

    what a plonker…………

    ‪Theme of Bulletball‬‏ – YouTube

    they even came up with a shitty bulletball theme tune rap…

    that guy is like the most epic fail ever!

    i do actually have a bulletball thread.

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    cozmic
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    ‘From the Weird to the Insane!’

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    Gylfi Gudbjornsson
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    muchlingabuba

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    sinner69
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    [h=1]Daphne Guinness: ‘I’ll Eat When I’m Dead'[/h]

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    sinner69
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    Steve Job;

    Bill Gates‘d be a broader guy if he had dropped acid once or gone off to an ashram when he was younger.” – The New York Times, Creating Jobs, 1997

    (on a notice it should be clear that apple at that time was near to bankruptcy…times changes, today it is apple that is the big bad fiddler of the main control….lets hope that some people in high places remember how the discussions went at that time, how important it was with open standards etc. or we ending up with a net tied up in corporate values all over and bye bye free speech…)

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    sinner69
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    “Once freedom lights its beacon in man’s heart, the gods are powerless against him.”
    ― Jean-Paul Sartre

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    sinner69
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    Marijuana; Proud sponsor of the snack industry!

    (printed on the coffee cup of a good friend of mine)

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    georgeliverpool94
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    life passes most people by while there making grand plans for it

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    Fizzbombheid
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    Music is the chapters in the book of life.

    -Fizzbombheid

    might not be famous but i came out with that last week when spangled. and it fuckin should be. raaa

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    wickle
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    “Milk is a gateway drug to bourbon” Steve Cohen.

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    cozmic
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    “Porsche. It’s a little too small to get laid IN, but you get laid the minute you get out!”

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    p0ly
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    Skinbad wrote:
    When i am at a festival i deliberatly pisss and shit all over the seat and floor just to see the look on the next person’s face when they go to use it, giving a cheeky comment like ‘careful mate, it’s a bit like a scene from a horror movie in there’.

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    wickle
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    When I tell you… to dump a body in the marsh, you dump him *IN* the marsh. Not where some guy from John Hancock goes every Thursday, TO GET A FUCKING BLOWJOB!

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    p0ly
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    If it isn’t amazing being you I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but myself ain’t one!

    me in december.

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    Gylfi Gudbjornsson
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    no….no…bloody no.

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