May 21, 2011 at 11:06 pm #1237012
”never trust a fart” the bucket list (2007)May 21, 2011 at 11:11 pm #1236779
@Kung Fu Fader 431234 wrote:
Please, tell me about the fucking Golf Shoes!!!!!!
A bar in a las vegas hotel, slippery when wetJune 3, 2011 at 11:42 pm #1237013
“If you ever hurt my sister in any way, make her cry, even make her sad one time, I’m coming at you with razor blades and lemon juice.”June 3, 2011 at 11:45 pm #1237014July 11, 2011 at 9:22 pm #1237015
”I don’t care what you call it, put a choke-hold on the motherfucker and call it Blue Dog Shit” American gangster.July 11, 2011 at 9:30 pm #1236920
‘screw you guys……i’m going home’July 15, 2011 at 8:10 am #1236842
‘Do fish swim?’
How it came about:
Do you want a line of k Gary?
Do fish swim? (In a very serious tone)July 15, 2011 at 8:18 am #1236921
well, its not a quote or saying but i deemed it worthy. And this is my thread.
bagshot is a crippling condition that will affect 99% of men in there life, bagshot occurs when a bird is riding you like theres no tomorrow, and, your balls take a beating in the prosess….thus rendering your bag shot…hence bagshot. It also occurs from handjobs.
I learned this from my good friend Zelly. I now will stay vigilant towards this crippling conditionJuly 15, 2011 at 8:27 am #1236843
‘Bulletball is gender neutral, age neutral, and fun for the whole family!’ ‘i have bulletball’ ‘mah point’
watch the video, you’ll laugh your fucking ass off!July 15, 2011 at 8:35 am #1236922
fucking bulletball :laugh_at:July 15, 2011 at 8:40 am #1236844July 15, 2011 at 5:18 pm #1237016
‘From the Weird to the Insane!’July 16, 2011 at 10:55 am #1236923
muchlingabubaSeptember 22, 2011 at 1:15 am #1236780
[h=1]Daphne Guinness: ‘I’ll Eat When I’m Dead'[/h]October 16, 2011 at 9:15 am #1236781
“Bill Gates‘d be a broader guy if he had dropped acid once or gone off to an ashram when he was younger.” – The New York Times, Creating Jobs, 1997
(on a notice it should be clear that apple at that time was near to bankruptcy…times changes, today it is apple that is the big bad fiddler of the main control….lets hope that some people in high places remember how the discussions went at that time, how important it was with open standards etc. or we ending up with a net tied up in corporate values all over and bye bye free speech…)October 23, 2011 at 6:25 am #1236782November 2, 2011 at 11:39 pm #1236783
Marijuana; Proud sponsor of the snack industry!
(printed on the coffee cup of a good friend of mine)November 3, 2011 at 12:38 am #1236882
life passes most people by while there making grand plans for itNovember 3, 2011 at 2:53 am #1236989
Music is the chapters in the book of life.
might not be famous but i came out with that last week when spangled. and it fuckin should be. raaaNovember 4, 2011 at 2:07 am #1236856
“Milk is a gateway drug to bourbon” Steve Cohen.November 17, 2011 at 1:15 pm #1237017
“Porsche. It’s a little too small to get laid IN, but you get laid the minute you get out!”December 26, 2011 at 12:08 am #1236845
When i am at a festival i deliberatly pisss and shit all over the seat and floor just to see the look on the next person’s face when they go to use it, giving a cheeky comment like ‘careful mate, it’s a bit like a scene from a horror movie in there’.January 12, 2012 at 9:44 am #1236857
When I tell you… to dump a body in the marsh, you dump him *IN* the marsh. Not where some guy from John Hancock goes every Thursday, TO GET A FUCKING BLOWJOB!January 12, 2012 at 6:38 pm #1236846
If it isn’t amazing being you I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but myself ain’t one!
me in december.January 14, 2012 at 4:14 pm #1236924
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