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April 30, 2009 at 5:08 am #1198010p0lygon-Window;323214 wrote:c’mon cliffy, though i enjoyed watching crank….. it is such a pile of shit
That’s what makes it so brilliant! raaa
April 30, 2009 at 11:04 am #1197992Anonymous
we should embrace and adore our type cast actors of Danny Dyer and Jason Stratham, for they are our very own British version of Steven Segal and Jean Claude Van Dam.
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April 30, 2009 at 11:35 am #1198014@Holeydel 323342 wrote:
we should embrace and adore our type cast actors of Danny Dyer and Jason Stratham, for they are our very own British version of Steven Segal and Jean Claude Van Dam.
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Again, both tossers 😀
April 30, 2009 at 1:13 pm #1198020DJCliffy;323195 wrote:? I suppose most people like arty farty ‘intelligent’ films …quote]Go and rent Irriversable might have to get it from Lovefilm as doubt its on general release. It will change your veiw on arty farty films trust me 😉
April 30, 2009 at 1:25 pm #1198027I know this is slightly off topic but anyone seen Taxidermia…Hungarian film???
Quality!!!
April 30, 2009 at 1:34 pm #1197997SweetAss;323357 wrote:I know this is slightly off topic but anyone seen Taxidermia…Hungarian film???Quality!!!
does it have danny dire in?
April 30, 2009 at 1:38 pm #1198028djprocess;323359 wrote:does it have danny dire in?No… ok so its completely off topic!!!! Watch it though you remind me of the first guy in it……grandpa to the last :weee:
April 30, 2009 at 2:01 pm #1197998SweetAss;323360 wrote:No… ok so its completely off topic!!!! Watch it though you remind me of the first guy in it……grandpa to the last :weee:are you talking about this bit by any chance?
“Decades later Kálmán has grown into a champion Hungarian speed eater. Coached and influenced by his father, Kálmán’s life revolves around training for the eventual day when the IOC recognizes speed-eating as a legitimate sport.”That film looks fucking dark as well :hopeless:
April 30, 2009 at 2:11 pm #1198029djprocess;323361 wrote:are you talking about this bit by any chance?
“Decades later Kálmán has grown into a champion Hungarian speed eater. Coached and influenced by his father, Kálmán’s life revolves around training for the eventual day when the IOC recognizes speed-eating as a legitimate sport.”That film looks fucking dark as well :hopeless:
No…… the father of the speed eater is a sex obsessed private in the hungarian army……he makes love to the carcass off a pig which somehow turns into a woman who is the mother of the speed eater……………sick!!!:you_crazy
Film won awards for cinematography………..really worth watching!!!:weee:
April 30, 2009 at 2:20 pm #1197999SweetAss;323363 wrote:No…… the father of the speed eater is a sex obsessed private in the hungarian army……he makes love to the carcass off a pig which somehow turns into a woman who is the mother of the speed eater……………sick!!!:you_crazyFilm won awards for cinematography………..really worth watching!!!:weee:
so i remind you of a necrofeliac pig fucker?! :-/
April 30, 2009 at 2:27 pm #1198030djprocess;323366 wrote:so i remind you of a necrofeliac pig fucker?! :-/:you_crazyRemind me off:you_crazy
Only playing bev…………..:group_hug
April 30, 2009 at 2:31 pm #1198000SweetAss;323368 wrote::you_crazyRemind me off:you_crazyOnly playing bev…………..:group_hug
you best watch out when you gets your sweetass up here bitch. theres gonna be some serious fruitpastelles coming your way! 😉
April 30, 2009 at 2:43 pm #1198031djprocess;323369 wrote:you best watch out when you gets your sweetass up here bitch. theres gonna be some serious fruitpastelles coming your way! 😉:omg:
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………………………………………………………….pig fucker!!
April 30, 2009 at 2:53 pm #1197993@AGENT 15 323356 wrote:
Go and rent Irriversable might have to get it from Lovefilm as doubt its on general release. It will change your veiw on arty farty films trust me 😉
Nooooo waaaaay!!! If you’re talking about the foreign movie Irriversable then man, any of Danny Dire’s movies are workthy of an Oscar compared to that shite – it’s fucking crap!
What you have is a crap movie, then the director decides to play it backwards meaning the ending (to what would be the beginning) is really slow and boring. And just to give the film a talking point the Director puts in a brutal rape scene – cos the story is so crap he needs something to give people to talk about.
April 30, 2009 at 3:05 pm #1198001SweetAss;323370 wrote::omg::sign0015:
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………………………………………………………….pig fucker!!
your in deep now, esp after your last trick on me last bankholiday! :crazy_drunk:
April 30, 2009 at 3:07 pm #1198032djprocess;323373 wrote:your in deep now, esp after your last trick on me last bankholiday! :crazy_drunk:oh yeh……………………………………fuck!!!!
April 30, 2009 at 10:53 pm #1198037@p0lygon-Window 323133 wrote:
britains deadliest men i think his programme was called, he got ripped so bad on never mind the buzzcocks for that
not as bad as a terrified ross kemp in ‘…on gangs’ then again not as funny to watch either.
May 1, 2009 at 5:19 am #1198011AGENT 15;323356 wrote:DJCliffy;323195 wrote:? I suppose most people like arty farty ‘intelligent’ films …quote]Go and rent Irriversable might have to get it from Lovefilm as doubt its on general release. It will change your veiw on arty farty films trust me 😉
Seen it, the subway scene was slightly wrong as was the fire extinguisher scene. Didn’t really like it though, Not a film to watch on a comedown :crazy_diz :crazy:
May 1, 2009 at 9:17 am #1198021Holeydel;323372 wrote:Nooooo waaaaay!!! If you’re talking about the foreign movie Irriversable then man, any of Danny Dire’s movies are workthy of an Oscar compared to that shite – it’s fucking crap!What you have is a crap movie, then the director decides to play it backwards meaning the ending (to what would be the beginning) is really slow and boring. And just to give the film a talking point the Director puts in a brutal rape scene – cos the story is so crap he needs something to give people to talk about.
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As your used to the fast food type of film , looks like you missed all the intricate subtleties that this film delivers throughout. Stick to your McDannies .
May 1, 2009 at 10:08 am #1198005Maaan! I like Danny Dyer’s films (they’re just a simple bit of fun) but that site HAS to be a fan-site. He couldn’t be that much of an ego maniac, or could he? Does anyone know if he’s connected with the site in question? It’s a bit weird isn’t it?
May 1, 2009 at 12:55 pm #1197994@AGENT 15 323628 wrote:
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As your used to the fast food type of film , looks like you missed all the intricate subtleties that this film delivers throughout. Stick to your McDannies .
To you Agent 15 I say the Editor of Irreversible also missed all the intricate subleties you speak of, cos there’s bugger all to be found in that particular film.
And what’s more I spit, spit I tell thee on your opinion of I having fast food type film taste. You want arty foreign films you go see the Georgian movie Tzameti – open your eyes to more foreign films like, thus allowing you to come to the realisation that I, Holeydel, am correct!
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May 1, 2009 at 1:37 pm #1198022Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I will 😉
May 1, 2009 at 2:47 pm #1198006Well Irreversible certainly changed my view on poppers . . . And Bottom sex for that matter . . Ouuuch! 🙁
May 1, 2009 at 2:48 pm #1198007In fact I’ve developed quite an aversin to fire extinguishers too . . .
May 1, 2009 at 7:01 pm #1198015You’re all wrong.
His best performance by far! was his appearance in an episode of Hotel Babylon where he played a coked up footy player.Wanker, twat, knob……. I’d still jump his bones.
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