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  • #1047167
    process
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    Grade A bellend, but does a nice line in mousemats.

    Danny Dyer

    (i can see TG becoming his best customer! :wink:)

    #1198023
    SweetAss
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    Your having a laugh!!! Saw him on Soccer am on saturday…………complete chopper!!

    #1197990
    Anonymous

    Okay, so the website is a bit wank – but the fella is an alright actor IMO….. D’…. D’y…. D’y… D’y….D’ya know what I mean??

    #1198024
    SweetAss
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    Holeydel;323072 wrote:
    Okay, so the website is a bit wank – but the fella is an alright actor IMO….. D’…. D’y…. D’y… D’y….D’ya know what I mean??

    Human traffic….. OK. The Business…..OK, both good films…..he’s a one trick pony though….Pidgeon holed himself………. mate of a mate was in outlaws with him & said he was a chopper just used to go on about the size of his dick and how fucked he was gonna get!!!

    #1197995
    process
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    Holeydel;323072 wrote:
    Okay, so the website is a bit wank – but the fella is an alright actor IMO….. D’…. D’y…. D’y… D’y….D’ya know what I mean??

    no. he is 100% shit. (imo :wink:)

    #1198004
    MisterDuck
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    football factory was officially fucking dire

    #1197991
    Anonymous

    What doesn ‘Chopper’ mean??

    And yeah, the fella is becoming a bit of a typecast, but he took on a slightly different role in The Trench. And then there was Severance which…. was shit, but nothing wrong with Danny. More of a shit movie than anything else. A bit like Eric Bana’s performance in Hulk but on a lesser scale.

    Footie factory was okay, it was made to look better when Green Street came out though – man the people who wrote that don’t have a scoobies of what it’s all about

    #1198025
    SweetAss
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    Holeydel;323084 wrote:
    What doesn ‘Chopper’ mean??

    chop·per (chobreve.gifpprime.gifschwa.gifr)
    n. 1. One that chops: a vegetable chopper.
    2. Archaeology A crudely flaked core tool, especially one of the early Paleolithic Period.
    3. A device that interrupts an electric current or a beam of radiation.
    4. Informal A helicopter.
    5. choppers Slang Teeth, especially a set of false teeth.
    6. Prick….big one
    7. Nobhead (massive)
    8. Wanker….perpetual
    9. Danny Dire

    :weee:

    #1197996
    process
    Participant

    outlaws is officially the worst film i have ever seen, and thats saying something cause ive seen Crank.

    chopper=dick.

    #1198008
    GiantMidget
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    fucking hell things must be bad for him to release that tacky shite. I’ve seen him in interviews and think he’s a bellend, He ain’t hard at all, i could easily knock fuck outta that soppy c*nt!

    #1198035
    acidmunky
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    think hes ok, but is a big of a one trick pony. footy factory was ok, the business was wicked, fuckin love it!!!!

    #1198012
    DaftFader
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    This manakin the’re selling looks nothing like him!! shop-model.jpg

    #1198026
    SweetAss
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    DJCliffy;323108 wrote:
    fucking hell things must be bad for him to release that tacky shite. I’ve seen him in interviews and think he’s a bellend, He ain’t hard at all, i could easily knock fuck outta that soppy c*nt!

    Id get a lot of pleasure knockin ‘im “abaaaat” a bit!!!:weee:

    #1198033
    uglyprettytrash
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    I bet he wears all his own merch 24/7.

    #1198034
    joshd96320
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    @uglyprettytrash 323117 wrote:

    I bet he wears all his own merch 24/7.

    coz nobody buys it?

    #1198016
    p0ly
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    britains deadliest men i think his programme was called, he got ripped so bad on never mind the buzzcocks for that

    #1197988
    Anonymous

    aww I quite like Danny Dyer as an actor, but I couldnt comment on his personality. I think theres a film worse than crank, its called crank 2 haha

    #1198017
    p0ly
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    ahhaha crank 2 would be funny to watch just to see how shit it is

    #1197989
    Anonymous
    p0lygon-Window;323141 wrote:
    ahhaha crank 2 would be funny to watch just to see how shit it is

    It wouldnt be worth it, not unless vast ammounts of alachol and rugs were consumed! and even then…

    #1198018
    p0ly
    Participant

    naaaah it may be funny to laugh at

    #1198002
    Tank Girl
    Participant

    ha ha!!

    I said he is a guilty crush, i.e: you know you shouldnt so I dont tend to publisise it :crazy: and certainly wouldnt buy anything

    do like the film severence (?sp) though

    #1198009
    GiantMidget
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    WHAT???? Crank is a wicked film!! Crank 2 is sure to be brilliant as well, a couple hours of mindless and explosive fun, what more could one want??? I suppose most people like arty farty ‘intelligent’ films that deal with issues such as young womanhood / first periods, complex dramas in which the plot involves a person trying to get on in life but cannot as they have a dead foetus attached to their head. Bah!

    #1198003
    Tank Girl
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    DJCliffy;323195 wrote:
    I suppose most people like arty farty ‘intelligent’ films that deal with issues such as first periods,

    wow!!

    that’d be the best film in the world

    #1198019
    p0ly
    Participant

    c’mon cliffy, though i enjoyed watching crank….. it is such a pile of shit

    #1198013
    Dom_sufc
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    @DJCliffy 323195 wrote:

    WHAT???? Crank is a wicked film!! Crank 2 is sure to be brilliant as well, a couple hours of mindless and explosive fun, what more could one want??? I suppose most people like arty farty ‘intelligent’ films that deal with issues such as young womanhood / first periods, complex dramas in which the plot involves a person trying to get on in life but cannot as they have a dead foetus attached to their head. Bah!

    :laugh_at:

    As for Danny Dire… Well, no Idea what he is like in real life, although sounds like a dick from what some of you commented.

    I’m bored of all his typecast films in which he plays some nob from london trying to make it big some how involving drugs/woman/fighting, whatever. It was nice to begin with, was a bit different at the time – now It’s well overdone.

    I think Jason Statham (sp) is going down that route. Transporter was good mindless fun. Transporter 2 was clinging on a bit, and Transporter 3 looked like it was written by some 40 year old virginial woman. And yes that sentence deserved it’s very own word hehe. In all the fight scenes he quickly whips off his top to use as a weapon of some sort, whilst in between each “knock out” the cameraman takes a varying amount of angle shots of his body as some bint oggles over him. Shittiest film i’ve seen in a while.

    Saying that Crank was really funny. Again though, Im not particularly enthusiastic about anymore of his films to be honest.

    Also, if I have to sit in a room with another girl commenting on either of these tits while they get their clothes for whatever completely related reason in a film… Erm… Yeah I think I’ve made my point :love:

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