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    but my half was at the bottom – stan laurel

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    @MC G-Tek 555969 wrote:

    I think this may be correct, she’s defo more active on there than on here at the mo. You should see her fb posts too, they’re all ‘Och aye the noo’ this and ‘Buckfast’ that and ‘Git tae fuck’ this and ‘Stick it up yer airse’ that. All of this is interspersed with a few shouts of ‘Crikey’ and ‘Steady on Bruce’! LOL!

    Come back korno, we miss you and ya mad Scozzie ways!

    scozzie lol jockaroo!

    uluru ya fuckin bass!!

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    @daftfader 555193 wrote:

    Vast Anus Gushes Noxious Aroma

    PILOP

    people in lifts often panic

    ZZTOP

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    living under a bridge within a year i reckon hmmm

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    “The problem with quotes on the internet is that it can be difficult to verify their authenticity.” – Abraham Lincoln

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    the sea tastes shite. swimming can bolt!

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    @izbeckistan 551314 wrote:

    I knew a frog that sat on a bog whilst making a log.

    i knew a toad that sat on a road whilst making a……………….a……….a……………….MASSIVE doobie man

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    why do foreign football players swear in English?

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    the long thread of the law, this thread innit

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    @The Psyentist 550860 wrote:

    Religion enforces fraudulent transvestite iindividuals

    GACIN

    Galavants around Coventry in nude.

    GODVA

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    @korno 548605 wrote:

    Do chinese people say wang when referring to their dick?

    wang?

    dong surely?…..hmmm or their pee-king, even :weee:

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    @thelog 544349 wrote:

    Lets all have a sing song.

    happy birthday to you…

    it’s the only song that i know that everybody knows innit :weee:

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    @p0ly 542211 wrote:

    POLICE FISH IN DISGUISE

    yoiu cant defeat the scales of justice!

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    put me down for a 100 man

    i think that’s enough

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    @DeezNuts 543912 wrote:

    Lifes just a bit shitty atm mate.

    it only gets worse mate.

    lifes a cunt

    och, you’ll be ok 🙂

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    cheeseweasle simply because i like his name

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    do yerself a favour and just listen to this………honestly….so…….good….. man…………………….aye…..

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    g’bye fred, g’bye

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    my mrs used to have this big fuck off hairy mole on the small of her back. we called it Fred. i got used to it over the years.i had no choice really innit? acceptance is a rightous ting. but a couple of years ago im staring at it while she’s having a snooze…fuckin scunner! fred was one big ugly mofo of a mole. shudder….WTF were we thinking that this was acceptable. fred had to go.

    so when she woke up i told her that i thought it was changing shape, larger and darker and goddam cancerous. she’s shiting it but off she goes to the doc’s to get the cunt checked out. it wasn’t cancerous but a few months later they cut it out anyways. (it was that ugly i think) now she has a cool scar where fred used to be. big one too, one a pirate would be proud of. Arrr!! everyone’s a winner.

    sometimes ya just gotta scare the living daylights out yer wife to get what ya want. it’s for the better innit

    goodbye fred……wherever you are

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    i see a button…im fuckin pressing it.

    hang the consequences. the world can eat a shite sandwich for aw i care. i pressed the button………and it felt good :sign0066:

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    @korno 541335 wrote:

    Awch, Thanks :crazy_fre I agree you’re all very good looking (And Nigboat is haaawt although i only seen him for 10 mins)
    Savvy i don’t know if you remember but when we were at the event outside smoking, my mate Doc Snook asked you and Barratone ”How the hell you two arn’t in a boy band” :laugh_at: That’s his way of calling you good-looking (pretty)
    Then you have the scotland possie come down who NEVER visit the dentist as some of you may have noticed! lol, my gnashers are ok though because I’m not Scottish :crazy_dru
    That’s the first thing i noticed about each one of you you all have gorgeous teeth, and soo very white!
    I thought my teeth were nice and white but i guess that’s because i see Scottish people everyday of my life, compared to most of you though, my teeth look rather yellow and so now i’m not giving it all ”ooOOOooh i have nice teeth” all confident and stuff, gone lol.
    None of you’s smoke ciggys hey? I think it’s a pretty big factor no matter how much one brushes with whitening toothpaste :hopeless:

    teeth are overated, hen.

    as long as ye keep two yer daing awright, aye? fuckin right aye. :sign0099:

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    it’s called getting older.

    live your fuckin life cos one minute ye’ll wake up and say….WTF! wiz that it? bastard! I should huv went for it……BIG STyLE.

    ho-hum THe ENd…………..NOOOOOOOOOOoooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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