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    p0ly
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    Are you part of the little person community?

    #1273808
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    The Psyentist
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    I perceive myself to be short but I’m actually 5’7″ possibly 5’8″ if I’ve grown at all since I was 19, so I’m actually quite average.

    I’m an ectomorph though, I’m a skinny cunt mate

    #1273809
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    The Psyentist
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    With a larger than average penis I might add. Thinking about it I’m really oddly proportioned lol.

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    Izbeckistan
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    yes

    #1273774
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    General Lighting
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    yes, around 1,65m, about the same height at Daftfader, Titch, Admiral Nelson and Haile Selassie.

    EN: Tell me why are smurfs so small. We’re not small but you are tall.
    NL : Waarom zijn de smurfen klein? Omdat jullie groter zijn 🙂

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    MC G-Tek
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    Yep, bona fide shortass me! I make Shaun Wright-Phillips look like Shaquille O’Neal!

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    Chrispydelic
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    Just over 5’7″ so relatively short.

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    Anonymous

    I am over 6 foot and relatively stocky

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    korno
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    British people especially men are teeny compared to aussie!

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    sinner69
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    @photographthesun 548285 wrote:

    I am over 6 foot and relatively stocky

    you are not a boat(small vessels are still measured in foot…big ones in meter…) are you? Its all about meters and centimeters now even in the UK, welcome to the brave new world lol

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    sinner69
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    BTW I am just tall enough to fit my self

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    General Lighting
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    @!sinner69! 548338 wrote:

    you are not a boat(small vessels are still measured in foot…big ones in meter…) are you? Its all about meters and centimeters now even in the UK, welcome to the brave new world lol

    in the UK health service the height and weight of patients is officially recorded in metric.

    But I’ve also found that by using metric to describe my own height and weight, that often I can gain some height and lose weight whilst people try and convert this back into imperial units :laugh_at:

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    General Lighting
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    @korno 548335 wrote:

    British people especially men are teeny compared to aussie!

    I had always thought everyone in Northern Europe who came from the original Germanic tribes (and where many Austrailians would have common ancestry) was very tall, but this is not the case – there are very tall and very short people.

    For instance Armin Van Buuren is nearly 2m tall whilst Ferry Corsten is also 1.65m tall. Ørjan Nilsen is also quite short.

    It is not uncommon for all 3 of them to be on the ASOT broadcast of Radio 538, I learned that their Hilversum studios are even set up that not only does the studio has sufficient space for everyone, the pioneer CDJs and Armin’s Mac, the desks can adjust in height between sections so each DJ has the correct height to avoid having to over stretch and risk any health problems…

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    Chrispydelic
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    Do you know what pisses me off? Tall blokes with tiny girlfriends. Fuck off bastards! There are shitloads of women 5’8″ and over, get with them and leave the shorties for us non-lanky blokes.

    I hate dating girls who are taller than me. Especially when they insist on wearing high heels so that they tower over me.

    Also Ive found that couples of similar height are far more sexually compatible.

    Also watch tall blokes who have been with their much shorter partner for many years, they tend to develop a stoop from hunching over. Very bad for the spine.

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    korno
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    i hear your anger man! In the same sense it really rages me how i more often get guys who ara about a foot shorter than me and can see any nosehairs i might have (how they find that attractive is beyond me) always coming on to me and trying to get in with me yet nobody taller than me ever bothers, grrr. I’m leaving myself open for the taller men but i suppose every man just wants a walking head job!

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    MC G-Tek
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    @chrispydelic 548348 wrote:

    Do you know what pisses me off? Tall blokes with tiny girlfriends. Fuck off bastards! There are shitloads of women 5’8″ and over, get with them and leave the shorties for us non-lanky blokes.

    I hate dating girls who are taller than me. Especially when they insist on wearing high heels so that they tower over me.

    Also Ive found that couples of similar height are far more sexually compatible.

    Also watch tall blokes who have been with their much shorter partner for many years, they tend to develop a stoop from hunching over. Very bad for the spine.

    If you can find me some of these tall women, I shall happily leave the shorties alone, but til then, I’m going to continue to run off with your women in my giant hands and make it look like I’ve kidnapped a Lilliputian!

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    Deez
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    I’m about 5’7ish i believe.

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    Chrispydelic
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    @MC G-Tek 548480 wrote:

    If you can find me some of these tall women, I shall happily leave the shorties alone, but til then, I’m going to continue to run off with your women in my giant hands and make it look like I’ve kidnapped a Lilliputian!

    Come to Wycombe, it’s crawling with tall women!

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    MC G-Tek
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    @chrispydelic 548483 wrote:

    Come to Wycombe, it’s crawling with tall women!

    Sweet, I’m on my way now!

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    Chrispydelic
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    @MC G-Tek 548484 wrote:

    Sweet, I’m on my way now!

    Seriously, at leat 75%of them are at least 5 inches taller than I am. The one’s that are smaller are all with towering boyfriends well over 6 foot something.

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    korno
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    That shit doesn’t visualize well with me when i think of them having sex

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    MC G-Tek
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    @chrispydelic 548486 wrote:

    Seriously, at leat 75%of them are at least 5 inches taller than I am. The one’s that are smaller are all with towering boyfriends well over 6 foot something.

    I’d never have had Wycombe figured as a haven of 6′ women! To be fair, we do have a few of those down this way too, but they’re not technically women!

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    joksgez
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    im 6 foot and so is my wang

    #1273825
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    joksgez
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    sometimes i keel over because of it

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    The Psyentist
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    @joksgez 548581 wrote:

    so is my wang

    Is he the owner of your local Chinese or something? Taller than your average china man that’s for sure.

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