Some SWIM who wasn’t me, went for a SWIM and caught a fungal infection because SWIM who wasn’t me decided to SWIM though a load of sea foam. Next time SWIM who wasn’t me goes for a SWIM, SWIM who wasn’t me is going to SWIM somewhere else.
SWIM has since been blamed on immigrants by the Tory Party, who also insist there is no recession and nobody needs human rights.
Personally I’m looking forward to the latter being abolished, as I will then be free to express my dissatisfaction with Tories and other people with no regards to human rights whatsover.
Anyone else looking forward to open season on the ruling class and their political pawns? I dont’ expect massive “YAY!”, just “I’m considering all possible options” or “I’m ruling nothing in and nothing out.”