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    Gylfi Gudbjornsson
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    When the zombies attack, what’s everyone’s plan of action?
    mine is rob a land rover and get drunk to 80’s speed metal whilst wearing a cowboy hat…..lol

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    GiantMidget
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    What sort of zombies are we talking here?

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    Anonymous

    yeah, are we talking.. zombies that can run super dooper fast? :O

    my plan.. everyone has 4x4s around here. nick one of them and make my way asap to asda nearby, which has massive gates all around it and is full up of munch. secure it and then hold out there and formulate my next move, once i’ve assessed the situation. although, i have no weapons (except a small toy air cannon), so i have to think of a way to resolve this. preferably before the zombie apocalypse, i’m not good at on-the-spot thinking.

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    p0ly
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    Take enough Ket to be more zombified than them, befriend them and be the zombie ketamine king!

    simple mateeeeee!!!!

    If i cannot access any dissociatives then i’ll just watch a few episodes of Friends and it’ll have the same effect as 1g k lines every hour.

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    Gylfi Gudbjornsson
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    jokes

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    GiantMidget
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    @harr!et 429237 wrote:

    yeah, are we talking.. zombies that can run super dooper fast? :O

    my plan.. everyone has 4x4s around here. nick one of them and make my way asap to asda nearby, which has massive gates all around it and is full up of munch. secure it and then hold out there and formulate my next move, once i’ve assessed the situation. although, i have no weapons (except a small toy air cannon), so i have to think of a way to resolve this. preferably before the zombie apocalypse, i’m not good at on-the-spot thinking.

    Good plan. You supply the 4×4 and I’ll supply the weapons. (not illegal ones mind, all legal) We will need a easily defended location. I have one in mind but this place is haunted by an evil spirit (been here ghosthunting) so probably wouldn’t be the one. Couldn’t relax in this particular place but this is the sort of location that would be ideal. raaa

    If they are fast zombies then I ain’t leaving the house. Fuck that.

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    p0ly
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    GM ever since your ghost hunting threads i’ve always wanted to do it!

    do you have any desire to go any time in the next year?

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    joshd96320
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    borrow a massive rig and blast dubstep at them

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    p0ly
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    @joshd96320 429285 wrote:

    borrow a massive rig and blast dubstep at them

    That’s suicide!

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    GiantMidget
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    @p0ly 429284 wrote:

    GM ever since your ghost hunting threads i’ve always wanted to do it!

    do you have any desire to go any time in the next year?

    Dunno, might do. Depends if the right place comes along, Wouldn’t mind doing it all again, was actually speaking to my cousin about it last week. He is a fellow ex hunter and we were talking about doing it all again. Would need to get all the equipment together. Can’t go ghost hunting without the right tools! 😉

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    p0ly
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    you ever go intoxicated?

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    Partytime
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    @p0ly 429284 wrote:

    GM ever since your ghost hunting threads i’ve always wanted to do it!

    do you have any desire to go any time in the next year?

    I’m up for this…

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    GiantMidget
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    @p0ly 429309 wrote:

    you ever go intoxicated?

    Used to do a bit of poodle when doing long investigations (back when I could talk on it lol). Never did em pissed though. alcohol is a big no no. Specially when walking in the dark, easy to trip over sober let alone pissed!

    Also you wouldn’t want to do trippy stuff either. That fort (in the picture) has a demonic spirit that resides there.

    Bad place to be tripping imo! :crazy:

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    p0ly
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    @giantmidget 429321 wrote:

    Used to do a bit of poodle when doing long investigations (back when I could talk on it lol). Never did em pissed though. alcohol is a big no no. Specially when walking in the dark, easy to trip over sober let alone pissed!

    Also you wouldn’t want to do trippy stuff either. That fort (in the picture) has a demonic spirit that resides there.

    Bad place to be tripping imo! :crazy:

    I’m too scared to go ghost hunting tripping :hopeless:

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    Partytime
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    @giantmidget 429321 wrote:

    Used to do a bit of poodle when doing long investigations (back when I could talk on it lol). Never did em pissed though. alcohol is a big no no. Specially when walking in the dark, easy to trip over sober let alone pissed!

    Also you wouldn’t want to do trippy stuff either. That fort (in the picture) has a demonic spirit that resides there.

    Bad place to be tripping imo! :crazy:

    Maybe we could share with the demon? 😉

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    Gylfi Gudbjornsson
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    i found inspiration from the faggy anon’s at /b/

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    GiantMidget
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    @p0ly 429327 wrote:

    I’m too scared to go ghost hunting tripping :hopeless:

    I was scared when this thing announced itself. the group did a Ouija board (I was observing) and one of the birds asked if the spirit was human. It said no, then the mediums started wigging out and said it was demonic. Then we asked if it wished us harm, it said yes. then asked if it would target an individual person. the planchette then pointed at me and my cousin. It also spelt out that it was going to follow me home (cos I walked around insulting the spirits before the investigation, used to always do this!).

    My trousers then turned brown after that. :hopeless:

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    Partytime
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    @giantmidget 429340 wrote:

    I was scared when this thing announced itself. the group did a Ouija board (I was observing) and one of the birds asked if the spirit was human. It said no, then the mediums started wigging out and said it was demonic. Then we asked if it wished us harm, it said yes. then asked if it would target an individual person. the planchette then pointed at me and my cousin. It also spelt out that it was going to follow me home (cos I walked around insulting the spirits before the investigation, used to always do this!).

    My trousers then turned brown after that. :hopeless:

    I’ve changed my mind. I don’t want to go. 😥

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    Fizzbombheid
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    i would rob a warship and paint it mental colours with “come ahead ya undead tramps!” written in massive letters on the side. i’d hire a motley crew of drug users, drunks, tidy birds and nutters and we would sail around our island blasting out choonz to entice the zombies onto the beach.

    I would wear an admiral uniform made out of meat like lady ga-ga but much cooler, and order me crew to fire on the zombies with our laser weaponry and old fashioned bazookas and rockets and shit.

    i’d enjoy that :weee:

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    Gylfi Gudbjornsson
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    @fizzbombheid 429345 wrote:

    i would rob a warship and paint it mental colours with “come ahead ya undead tramps!” written in massive letters on the side. i’d hire a motley crew of drug users, drunks, tidy birds and nutters and we would sail around our island blasting out choonz to entice the zombies onto the beach.

    I would wear an admiral uniform made out of meat like lady ga-ga but much cooler, and order me crew to fire on the zombies with our laser weaponry and old fashioned bazookas and rockets and shit.

    i’d enjoy that :weee:

    i wanna dress up as princesss laya though, like this:

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    Fizzbombheid
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    @nn-Gazatryptamine 429346 wrote:

    i wanna dress up as princesss laya though, like this:

    she has the face of a pill too far in that pic lol

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    GiantMidget
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    @partytime 429344 wrote:

    I’ve changed my mind. I don’t want to go. 😥

    It wasn’t always like that, Most of the time it was really boring, oh and cold. it was always fucking freezing whenever we did these investigations. 😉

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    Gylfi Gudbjornsson
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    @fizzbombheid 429350 wrote:

    she has the face of a pill too far in that pic lol

    yeah innit!!! she just dropped 11 pills and 3g’s of MDMA now her bum is doing the tango

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    Partytime
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    @nn-Gazatryptamine 429353 wrote:

    yeah innit!!! she just dropped 11 pills and 3g’s of MDMA now her bum is doing the tango

    Looool.

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