- November 8, 2012 at 11:58 pm #1260024
@savvydravvy 504642 wrote:
my power is the ability to smile on the Underground.
You can’t be a real londoner then, surely?November 9, 2012 at 11:38 am #1260050
@p0ly 504644 wrote:
You can’t be a real londoner then, surely?
Just to counter my smiling, when someone brushes past me I tut, shake my head and mutter “Faackin foreigners” under my breath.November 9, 2012 at 11:45 am #1260100
im quite good on bikes…never gonna win the TT though coffin first I fearNovember 11, 2012 at 7:24 pm #1260103
This video explains MXE perfectly Electric Guest – American Daydream – YouTube
and yall are tripping me the fuck out mannnNovember 12, 2012 at 5:23 pm #1260104
I can probably be drunk and walk in a straight line hahaNovember 12, 2012 at 7:56 pm #1260025
@sick_perfection 505609 wrote:
I can probably be drunk and walk in a straight line haha
prove it!November 12, 2012 at 8:02 pm #1260068
@p0ly 505676 wrote:
Sir, Sir, p0ly’s trying to get the new girl pissed already Sir!November 12, 2012 at 8:04 pm #1260026
[ATTACH=CONFIG]83098[/ATTACH]@MC G-Tek 505682 wrote:
Sir, Sir, p0ly’s trying to get the new girl pissed already Sir!
Duh !November 12, 2012 at 8:09 pm #1260069
@p0ly 505683 wrote:
LOL, you don’t even need to be on a fkin date dude! Your t-shirt has a sign saying ‘I fuck on any day with a ‘Y’ in it!’November 12, 2012 at 8:13 pm #1260027
I prefer ‘everyday’.November 12, 2012 at 8:15 pm #1260070
@p0ly 505692 wrote:
I prefer ‘everyday’.
Probably a better way of putting it, but by now mate, you should know my style – why use 1 word when 10 will suffice?November 12, 2012 at 8:22 pm #1260028November 12, 2012 at 9:33 pm #1260081November 24, 2012 at 5:10 am #1260101
I can identify a females bra size by merely looking at her chesticles. And i’m right 95% of the time, seriously.November 24, 2012 at 5:17 am #1260102
..wait thats not a forum power. My bad i’m a little cunted.December 9, 2012 at 6:26 pm #1260099
My middle name is actually ‘Festivus’ – means ‘party’ in latin – it’s also now the name of a celebratory holiday on Dec 23rd an alternative to solstice/christmas. Dad has since commented that he wasn’t quite prepared for how it would manifest. I think that’s me qualified for being a wee little David Icke-style holographic microcosm of the vibe as a whole.December 11, 2012 at 10:31 am #1259981
I just joined yesterday and already im the police!!!!!haha
My special power is the ability to make the purest mdma everDecember 12, 2012 at 11:15 pm #1260105
@p0ly 498207 wrote:
Hi I’m p0ly I don’t know myself very well, but I know I can craft a story out of a math equation. :crazy_dru
How about you [username]?
Er…definitely not the craft of storytelling through math equation that’s fer sure! Hmmm…get back to you on that one methinks, I’s a bit slow in general…:crazy_dizDecember 12, 2012 at 11:42 pm #1260106
okay – got it. I have the special power of (and I really do) showing uncanny strength whilst a bit inebriated…solid pine and marble tables a speciality!December 13, 2012 at 9:21 pm #1259982
Making a tit of myself when drunk and decideding everyone hates me. SkillsDecember 19, 2012 at 6:50 pm #1260107
I can share my vast experiences with substances,help for rc buyers,an general hate for my country.makes me illDecember 20, 2012 at 1:41 pm #1260108
Im with chrispydelicDecember 20, 2012 at 1:48 pm #1260109
I would also like to thank the 118 people that voted for me on whether or not i was the police cheers!!!!!!December 21, 2012 at 8:19 am #1260110
My forum power?
Well, I don’t lie, especially when it comes to somebody in need of information on opiates since I’ve been there, done that for so long and I offer only my best and honest advice & opinions. I stopped hopping freight trains just a couple of years ago and now live in a nice apartment and live alone and loneliness is a disease all in itself! That’s why I’m great with people and I love to talk to people since I have a severe case of social anxiety and I rarely ever leave my apartment now and it’s really getting to me mentally not having anyone to communicate with. One thing’s for sure,…..I’ll never do you wrong nor will I ever lie to anyone. ~~~~~~~~[ATTACH=CONFIG]83251[/ATTACH]
This is a photo of me climbing on board a locomotive for a warm and dry ride from Alexandria, Louisiana to Houston, Texas.
What a blast it is to hop a freight train anywhere in North America and just sit back and enjoy the awesome countryside as the scenery passes me by and nobody else on Earth knows I’m there but me and God!January 11, 2013 at 10:50 pm #1259983
Thou are a mathematically marvelous magician, p0ly.
I, Tor Hershman, am The Iconoclast Deluxe, The Amazon River of Consciousness, the world’s greatest, & worst, creaTOR of parodies.
Chant my name as this video demands…
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