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  • #1040986
    AvatarAngel
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    From sweaty socks to sex toys, ceramic cooking hobs to your wife’s girlfriend – a new survey suggests it might be time to find out what is lurking under your bed.

    Dirty plates, guitars and a mouldy Chinese takeaway were all discovered gathering dust beneath beds, the hotel chain Travelodge has found.

    One of the 2,000 adults questioned returned home to find his wife under the covers and a ‘rustling sound’ coming from under the bed.

    It turned out to be his wife’s secret girlfriend.

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    One woman feared a gas leak only to discover the source of the stench came from a pair of her husband’s sweaty football socks left festering for two years.

    :yakk::yakk::yakk:

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    Another man was helping his mother-in-law move her bed only to find her collection of adult toys.

    Hmm Hmm :groucho::groucho::groucho:

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    Over a third of those polled said they only vacuumed under the bed once a year.

    :hopeless::hopeless::hopeless:

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    One in four would be embarrassed if someone looked under their bed.

    :weee::weee::weee:

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    Travelodge spokesman Wayne Munnelly said: “Your bed is a haven and its surroundings should be clean and clutter-free to aid a good night’s sleep and that includes under your bed.”

    Soooooooo.. what’s under your bed ???

    (if anybody dares to answer) :laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at:

    #1102506
    Avatarelretardo87
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    Emmmm…..I cleaned it out for the first time since I moved in a month ago. Its a futon type bed so theres only 6 inches of space but among other things there was…

    3 crystal wine glasses
    2 bottles of wine
    lots of empty cans
    an old firework
    ยฃ108
    a voporiser
    and lots of rank stuff you don’t want to hear about.

    Whats more worrying is that my floor is worse.

    #1102521
    AvatarAngel
    Moderator

    Under my bed..

    Was just looking :laugh_at:

    A Stephen King book.

    A sock (have missed that)

    Some magazines :groucho:

    A CD

    And :weee: Don’t know the English word :laugh_at:

    #1102502
    AvatarGeneral Lighting
    Moderator
    • an electric drill
    • various boxes of DIY stuff from Screwfix
    • a box of computer/telecoms related bits and pieces
    • a quantity of books I brought down from Reading (I still don’t have a bookcase)
    • the cardboard tube a bottle of Scotch is sold in – the whisky has long since been drunk and the empty bottle gone in recycling, but these cardboard tubes are useful for keeping things in…

    and thats it, its surprisingly clear under my bed at the moment..

    #1102541
    AvatarPlayground Politics
    Participant

    i sleep on a futon,:(

    #1102532
    AvatarMisterDuck
    Participant

    loadsa empty cans, bottles, random shit from when i was real young i.e. a sheeps skull i found when i was about 5 :crazy_diz

    about ยฃ20 in coins, and a few joints, still intact – not a bad find. and a opened pack of cigs with about 7 left. also other stuff you dont wanna know about.

    i cleaned it like a month ago or summat.

    #1102526
    AvatarLaverT
    Participant

    not much really..

    – a few empty boxes and bags for when I move out of Uni halls.
    – an empty mug.
    – loads of copper coins.
    – an empty carton of orange juice
    – an empty fag packet
    – 3 lighters – score!!! ๐Ÿ˜€

    not to bad… no funny smells or scary things underneath my bed.

    #1102516
    AvatarRaj
    Participant

    nothing – I cleaned it last week raaa

    #1102538
    AvatarDigital-A
    Participant

    some old turntables
    an amp
    old vinyl ranging from jackson5 to white label d n b
    glasses
    my briefcase … full of fun
    work and folders

    ๐Ÿ™‚

    … quite boring really ๐Ÿ˜›

    #1102543
    AvatarSNIPERWOLF
    Participant

    under my bed there is;
    a server,keyboard,beer,few lighters,various clothes,vinyl and some photography gear.

    glad to find ma vinyl again

    #1102509
    AvatarquietRIOT
    Participant

    under mine…dunno…hair bands probably.dust.1p pieces…used to work with this posh woman god she was insane…
    haha used to tell me how that wknd she d hoovered under all the beds…i was like why??? she were horified to find i never do .cept if im moving the furniture around..hehe but that only happens bout once a year….lifes too short ..get a grip …i dont make work for myself ….raaa

    #1102542
    Avatarpriv8green
    Participant

    don’t wont to look :hiding:

    #1102517
    AvatarRaj
    Participant

    :biggreen: mine was like that before it got cleaned:laugh_at:

    #1102523
    AvatarTank Girl
    Participant

    too scared to look also

    #1102500
    AvatarTechno Viking
    Participant

    Nothing much under ours…

    #1102505
    Avatargloballoon
    Participant

    loads of children’s books and a spare mattress :yawn:

    #1102518
    AvatarRaj
    Participant
    Dr Bunsen wrote:
    Nothing much under ours…

    treasure the moment Dr B – it will become a favourite cave soon :groucho:

    #1102501
    AvatarTechno Viking
    Participant

    :laugh_at:

    #1102520
    AvatarAnonymous

    depends who’s hiding there at the time

    #1102545
    Avatarkraveno1
    Participant

    i have 6, 18” fane drivers a set of 1210s and a djm 600 under my bed.

    #1102539
    AvatarDigital-A
    Participant
    kraveno1 wrote:
    set of 1210s and a djm 600 under my bed.

    why arent those babys plugged in!!!

    you no if you dont want them … you just pm me and we’ll arrange something ๐Ÿ˜‰

    #1102508
    Avatartitch
    Participant

    Empty boxes/packaging, bills and important paperwork. Basically stuff im suppose to deal with, sort out or throw away..

    #1102535
    Avatarstarlaugh
    Participant

    I should look under mine! i am scared to though….

    Last time i had a quick look i found half a g of Mandy and a bean :bounce_fl

    So could be worth having a good dig about

    #1102522
    AvatarAngel
    Moderator
    Raj wrote:
    treasure the moment Dr B – it will become a favourite cave soon :groucho:

    For who ?

    Father or daughter :laugh_at::laugh_at:

    #1102515
    Avatarstax
    Participant
    Dr Bunsen wrote:
    Nothing much under ours…

    that looks like an empty warehouse Doc.

    you’ll have mice setting up a rig if ya not careful

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