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  • #1040986
    Angel
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      From sweaty socks to sex toys, ceramic cooking hobs to your wife’s girlfriend – a new survey suggests it might be time to find out what is lurking under your bed.

      Dirty plates, guitars and a mouldy Chinese takeaway were all discovered gathering dust beneath beds, the hotel chain Travelodge has found.

      One of the 2,000 adults questioned returned home to find his wife under the covers and a ‘rustling sound’ coming from under the bed.

      It turned out to be his wife’s secret girlfriend.

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      One woman feared a gas leak only to discover the source of the stench came from a pair of her husband’s sweaty football socks left festering for two years.

      :yakk::yakk::yakk:

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      Another man was helping his mother-in-law move her bed only to find her collection of adult toys.

      Hmm Hmm :groucho::groucho::groucho:

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      Over a third of those polled said they only vacuumed under the bed once a year.

      :hopeless::hopeless::hopeless:

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      One in four would be embarrassed if someone looked under their bed.

      :weee::weee::weee:

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      Travelodge spokesman Wayne Munnelly said: “Your bed is a haven and its surroundings should be clean and clutter-free to aid a good night’s sleep and that includes under your bed.”

      Soooooooo.. what’s under your bed ???

      (if anybody dares to answer) :laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at:

      #1102506
      elretardo87
      Participant

        Emmmm…..I cleaned it out for the first time since I moved in a month ago. Its a futon type bed so theres only 6 inches of space but among other things there was…

        3 crystal wine glasses
        2 bottles of wine
        lots of empty cans
        an old firework
        ยฃ108
        a voporiser
        and lots of rank stuff you don’t want to hear about.

        Whats more worrying is that my floor is worse.

        #1102521
        Angel
        Moderator

          Under my bed..

          Was just looking :laugh_at:

          A Stephen King book.

          A sock (have missed that)

          Some magazines :groucho:

          A CD

          And :weee: Don’t know the English word :laugh_at:

          #1102502
          General Lighting
          Moderator
            • an electric drill
            • various boxes of DIY stuff from Screwfix
            • a box of computer/telecoms related bits and pieces
            • a quantity of books I brought down from Reading (I still don’t have a bookcase)
            • the cardboard tube a bottle of Scotch is sold in – the whisky has long since been drunk and the empty bottle gone in recycling, but these cardboard tubes are useful for keeping things in…

            and thats it, its surprisingly clear under my bed at the moment..

            #1102541
            Playground Politics
            Participant

              i sleep on a futon,:(

              #1102532
              MisterDuck
              Participant

                loadsa empty cans, bottles, random shit from when i was real young i.e. a sheeps skull i found when i was about 5 :crazy_diz

                about ยฃ20 in coins, and a few joints, still intact – not a bad find. and a opened pack of cigs with about 7 left. also other stuff you dont wanna know about.

                i cleaned it like a month ago or summat.

                #1102526
                LaverT
                Participant

                  not much really..

                  – a few empty boxes and bags for when I move out of Uni halls.
                  – an empty mug.
                  – loads of copper coins.
                  – an empty carton of orange juice
                  – an empty fag packet
                  – 3 lighters – score!!! ๐Ÿ˜€

                  not to bad… no funny smells or scary things underneath my bed.

                  #1102516
                  Raj
                  Participant

                    nothing – I cleaned it last week raaa

                    #1102538
                    Digital-A
                    Participant

                      some old turntables
                      an amp
                      old vinyl ranging from jackson5 to white label d n b
                      glasses
                      my briefcase … full of fun
                      work and folders

                      ๐Ÿ™‚

                      … quite boring really ๐Ÿ˜›

                      #1102543
                      SNIPERWOLF
                      Participant

                        under my bed there is;
                        a server,keyboard,beer,few lighters,various clothes,vinyl and some photography gear.

                        glad to find ma vinyl again

                        #1102509
                        quietRIOT
                        Participant

                          under mine…dunno…hair bands probably.dust.1p pieces…used to work with this posh woman god she was insane…
                          haha used to tell me how that wknd she d hoovered under all the beds…i was like why??? she were horified to find i never do .cept if im moving the furniture around..hehe but that only happens bout once a year….lifes too short ..get a grip …i dont make work for myself ….raaa

                          #1102542
                          priv8green
                          Participant

                            don’t wont to look :hiding:

                            #1102517
                            Raj
                            Participant

                              :biggreen: mine was like that before it got cleaned:laugh_at:

                              #1102523
                              Tank Girl
                              Participant

                                too scared to look also

                                #1102500
                                Techno Viking
                                Participant

                                  Nothing much under ours…

                                  #1102505
                                  globalloon
                                  Participant

                                    loads of children’s books and a spare mattress :yawn:

                                    #1102518
                                    Raj
                                    Participant
                                      Dr Bunsen wrote:
                                      Nothing much under ours…

                                      treasure the moment Dr B – it will become a favourite cave soon :groucho:

                                      #1102501
                                      Techno Viking
                                      Participant

                                        :laugh_at:

                                        #1102520
                                        Anonymous

                                          depends who’s hiding there at the time

                                          #1102545
                                          kraveno1
                                          Participant

                                            i have 6, 18” fane drivers a set of 1210s and a djm 600 under my bed.

                                            #1102539
                                            Digital-A
                                            Participant
                                              kraveno1 wrote:
                                              set of 1210s and a djm 600 under my bed.

                                              why arent those babys plugged in!!!

                                              you no if you dont want them … you just pm me and we’ll arrange something ๐Ÿ˜‰

                                              #1102508
                                              titch
                                              Participant

                                                Empty boxes/packaging, bills and important paperwork. Basically stuff im suppose to deal with, sort out or throw away..

                                                #1102535
                                                starlaugh
                                                Participant

                                                  I should look under mine! i am scared to though….

                                                  Last time i had a quick look i found half a g of Mandy and a bean :bounce_fl

                                                  So could be worth having a good dig about

                                                  #1102522
                                                  Angel
                                                  Moderator
                                                    Raj wrote:
                                                    treasure the moment Dr B – it will become a favourite cave soon :groucho:

                                                    For who ?

                                                    Father or daughter :laugh_at::laugh_at:

                                                    #1102515
                                                    stax
                                                    Participant
                                                      Dr Bunsen wrote:
                                                      Nothing much under ours…

                                                      that looks like an empty warehouse Doc.

                                                      you’ll have mice setting up a rig if ya not careful

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