April 7, 2007 at 11:10 am #1040986Quote:From sweaty socks to sex toys, ceramic cooking hobs to your wife’s girlfriend – a new survey suggests it might be time to find out what is lurking under your bed.
Dirty plates, guitars and a mouldy Chinese takeaway were all discovered gathering dust beneath beds, the hotel chain Travelodge has found.
One of the 2,000 adults questioned returned home to find his wife under the covers and a ‘rustling sound’ coming from under the bed.
It turned out to be his wife’s secret girlfriend.Quote:One woman feared a gas leak only to discover the source of the stench came from a pair of her husband’s sweaty football socks left festering for two years.
:yakk::yakk::yakk:Quote:Another man was helping his mother-in-law move her bed only to find her collection of adult toys.
Hmm Hmm :groucho::groucho::groucho:Quote:Over a third of those polled said they only vacuumed under the bed once a year.
:hopeless::hopeless::hopeless:Quote:One in four would be embarrassed if someone looked under their bed.
:weee::weee::weee:Quote:Travelodge spokesman Wayne Munnelly said: “Your bed is a haven and its surroundings should be clean and clutter-free to aid a good night’s sleep and that includes under your bed.”
Soooooooo.. what’s under your bed ???
(if anybody dares to answer) :laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at:April 7, 2007 at 11:48 am #1102506elretardo87Participant
Emmmm…..I cleaned it out for the first time since I moved in a month ago. Its a futon type bed so theres only 6 inches of space but among other things there was…
3 crystal wine glasses
2 bottles of wine
lots of empty cans
an old firework
and lots of rank stuff you don’t want to hear about.
Whats more worrying is that my floor is worse.April 7, 2007 at 11:53 am #1102521
Under my bed..
Was just looking :laugh_at:
A Stephen King book.
A sock (have missed that)
Some magazines :groucho:
And :weee: Don’t know the English word :laugh_at:April 7, 2007 at 11:56 am #1102502General LightingModerator
- an electric drill
- various boxes of DIY stuff from Screwfix
- a box of computer/telecoms related bits and pieces
- a quantity of books I brought down from Reading (I still don’t have a bookcase)
- the cardboard tube a bottle of Scotch is sold in – the whisky has long since been drunk and the empty bottle gone in recycling, but these cardboard tubes are useful for keeping things in…
and thats it, its surprisingly clear under my bed at the moment..April 7, 2007 at 12:15 pm #1102541Playground PoliticsParticipant
i sleep on a futon,:(April 7, 2007 at 1:11 pm #1102532MisterDuckParticipant
loadsa empty cans, bottles, random shit from when i was real young i.e. a sheeps skull i found when i was about 5 :crazy_diz
about £20 in coins, and a few joints, still intact – not a bad find. and a opened pack of cigs with about 7 left. also other stuff you dont wanna know about.
i cleaned it like a month ago or summat.April 7, 2007 at 1:34 pm #1102526LaverTParticipant
not much really..
– a few empty boxes and bags for when I move out of Uni halls.
– an empty mug.
– loads of copper coins.
– an empty carton of orange juice
– an empty fag packet
– 3 lighters – score!!! 😀
not to bad… no funny smells or scary things underneath my bed.April 7, 2007 at 7:36 pm #1102516
nothing – I cleaned it last week raaaApril 7, 2007 at 10:08 pm #1102538Digital-AParticipant
some old turntables
old vinyl ranging from jackson5 to white label d n b
my briefcase … full of fun
work and folders
… quite boring really 😛April 7, 2007 at 11:18 pm #1102543SNIPERWOLFParticipant
under my bed there is;
a server,keyboard,beer,few lighters,various clothes,vinyl and some photography gear.
glad to find ma vinyl againApril 8, 2007 at 9:44 am #1102509quietRIOTParticipant
under mine…dunno…hair bands probably.dust.1p pieces…used to work with this posh woman god she was insane…
haha used to tell me how that wknd she d hoovered under all the beds…i was like why??? she were horified to find i never do .cept if im moving the furniture around..hehe but that only happens bout once a year….lifes too short ..get a grip …i dont make work for myself ….raaaApril 8, 2007 at 11:57 am #1102542priv8greenParticipant
don’t wont to look :hiding:April 8, 2007 at 12:04 pm #1102517
:biggreen: mine was like that before it got cleaned:laugh_at:April 8, 2007 at 2:32 pm #1102523Tank GirlParticipant
too scared to look alsoApril 8, 2007 at 7:26 pm #1102500Techno VikingParticipant
Nothing much under ours…April 8, 2007 at 7:40 pm #1102505globalloonParticipant
loads of children’s books and a spare mattress :yawn:April 8, 2007 at 7:47 pm #1102518Dr Bunsen wrote:Nothing much under ours…
treasure the moment Dr B – it will become a favourite cave soon :groucho:April 8, 2007 at 8:17 pm #1102501Techno VikingParticipant
:laugh_at:April 9, 2007 at 9:37 pm #1102520Anonymous
depends who’s hiding there at the timeApril 12, 2007 at 5:01 am #1102545kraveno1Participant
i have 6, 18” fane drivers a set of 1210s and a djm 600 under my bed.April 12, 2007 at 12:09 pm #1102539Digital-AParticipantkraveno1 wrote:set of 1210s and a djm 600 under my bed.
why arent those babys plugged in!!!
you no if you dont want them … you just pm me and we’ll arrange something 😉April 12, 2007 at 2:22 pm #1102508titchParticipant
Empty boxes/packaging, bills and important paperwork. Basically stuff im suppose to deal with, sort out or throw away..April 12, 2007 at 2:24 pm #1102535starlaughParticipant
I should look under mine! i am scared to though….
Last time i had a quick look i found half a g of Mandy and a bean :bounce_fl
So could be worth having a good dig aboutApril 12, 2007 at 2:36 pm #1102522Raj wrote:treasure the moment Dr B – it will become a favourite cave soon :groucho:
For who ?
Father or daughter :laugh_at::laugh_at:April 12, 2007 at 2:44 pm #1102515staxParticipantDr Bunsen wrote:Nothing much under ours…
that looks like an empty warehouse Doc.
you’ll have mice setting up a rig if ya not careful
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