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    Izbeckistan
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      I saw a lady squat down in the high street (about 5pm) and take a piss…leggings still intact. She then proceeded to shout ‘Nice one barneyyy!! ‘ (She was not with anyone at the time..so I don’t know who she was referring too.)

      #1270983
      Anonymous

        Me swallowing a gram of MDMA in one go probably. Or someone on acid trying to kill my wife.

        #1271003
        Izbeckistan
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          @photographthesun 537729 wrote:

          Or someone on acid trying to kill my wife.

          Go on…

          #1271020
          season.
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            Saw a man who was completely fucked out of his mind (who knows what on) fall into a freezing lake last weekend. He almost definitely would’ve drowned but one of the dj’s or rig owners saved him and pulled him out.

            Was quite scary to see that actually! fucking quality night though if a bit weird at the same time

            #1271004
            Izbeckistan
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              @Seasonz 537742 wrote:

              Saw a man who was completely fucked out of his mind (who knows what on) fall into a freezing lake last weekend. He almost definitely would’ve drowned but one of the dj’s or rig owners saved him and pulled him out.

              Was quite scary to see that actually! fucking quality night though if a bit weird at the same time

              Dude, some guys in my old town (one was only 17) took to many psychedelics and jumped into a river mid december last year. They where not so fortunate and both died there and then 🙁

              #1270988
              General Lighting
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                My friend who had taken K and some finnish vodka and started barking at two other friends like an annoyed dog because they had turned up late for dinner. He kept this up for some time, to the point where a female border collie owned by a girl who lived there actually started looking at him in a concerned way like she would with a pup behaving strangely. This was full on lycanthropy, I fully expect that had he got out the door in that state the dog warden as well as the Police would have brought him back…

                #1270989
                thelog
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                  I once had some yank come up to me in the middle of aldgate and start rapping (if you could call it that) about weed.

                  #1271005
                  Izbeckistan
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                    @thelog 537754 wrote:

                    I once had some yank come up to me in the middle of aldgate and start rapping (if you could call it that) about weed.

                    Cage the elephant !

                    #1271021
                    season.
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                      @Izbeckistan 537744 wrote:

                      Dude, some guys in my old town (one was only 17) took to many psychedelics and jumped into a river mid december last year. They where not so fortunate and both died there and then 🙁

                      not nice:( Think it’s safe to say use of psychedelics and freezing lakes and rivers do not go well together

                      #1271006
                      Izbeckistan
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                        @Seasonz 537759 wrote:

                        not nice:( Think it’s safe to say use of psychedelics and freezing lakes and rivers do not go well together

                        I just looked it up after mentioning that and it was booze and MXE. – but yeah..being really hi and going for a swim is a bad idea (especially in winter)

                        #1271010
                        The Psyentist
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                          Think I’ve posted this before for some reason in another thread but I once witnessed a dodgy wild/feral looking guy on a bmx, (and drugs or just pure craziness I assume), cycle past me with a rucksack clutched in one hand. If it wasn’t for the fact he had a a very shifty but determined look in his eyes I probably wouldn’t have even really registered his passing. Anyway he looked like he was experiencing a personal espionage mission.

                          He barely got beyond me before abruptly bailing the bike and hopping a fence before scurrying towards a pond. What I witnessed next blew my mind beyond which any logical explanation other than madness could provide adequate comprehension. He knelt by the pond and lowered the rucksack to the waters edge as if returning a fish to it’s natural habitat, opened the zip and four or five seagulls came squawking out in a flurry of feathers, noise and shit. The guy calmly observed the birds liberating ascent into the sky before jumping back on his bike and casually cycling off, to capture a cluster of hedgehogs for his holdall maybe???

                          #1271007
                          Izbeckistan
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                            OMFG so funny !!!

                            #1271002
                            Mezz
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                              Seen a guy I knew eat a goldfish straight out the tank for a dare/joke ( yes this was back in Red Dwarf early 90s and there was some joke comment comparing his dancing to the cat )……… but TBH not sure if it really happened, I was sure at the time, there were a few of us there and we were all sure, but days later I wondered if it had been a trick, and now years later Im not even sure if I didnt imagine the whole thing……….

                              Weird how things that happen ( see or do ) when your messed up become the stories you tell, and as time goes on the memory of the event fades but the story stays recent because you still tell it, and with many of them all thats left is the memories of telling the story………. I kinda wish I had kept a journal when younger so I could compare the real memory of the event the the most recent telling of the story and see if’s it’s changed, or by how much

                              #1270995
                              know_hope
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                                when i was at uni i had a friend that was on a sonic art course and they were making a yearly magazine with a description of final year student projects and a photo of their choosing. his description was too offensive/ridiculous for it to pass the final edit, so his page was only his photo of choice which was him staring into a camera completely k’d out with an ‘eyes wide open but the lights are out’ expression…

                                #1270996
                                know_hope
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                                  oh…lol. the funniest thing would be seeing daftfader wheel thelog, all k n benzo’d up, on a trolley, through a half open shutter into an unsuspecting tesco at 8am sunday morning

                                  #1270990
                                  thelog
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                                    @know_hope 537939 wrote:

                                    oh…lol. the funniest thing would be seeing daftfader wheel thelog, all k n benzo’d up, on a trolley, through a half open shutter into an unsuspecting tesco at 8am sunday morning

                                    What!! when did this happen??? :sign0078:

                                    #1270991
                                    thelog
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                                      tesco didn’t see us coming…..oh wait they might have

                                      #1270984
                                      Anonymous

                                        @Izbeckistan 537736 wrote:

                                        Go on…

                                        Just went for her saying he would kill her and his mates tackled him to the ground and told her to leg it basically, I wasn’t there so didn’t witness it technically.

                                        Also that UK tek in Wales where K heads were sitting on the edge of the fuck off massive cliff and rolling around the edges. Amazed no one wasnt killed.

                                        #1270985
                                        Anonymous

                                          @thelog 537945 wrote:

                                          What!! when did this happen??? :sign0078:

                                          more a case of when doesn’t it happen with daft he loves them trollies.

                                          #1270993
                                          Moonie
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                                            saw some guy eating mud with his hands at a party, and devon last year this really dark vibed party there was a guy from eastern europe somewhere with a clown haircut and a huge gash up from his lip to his nose, split wide open, walking around trying to punch people. His mate was furiously shouting at him super loud and they just rolled off down the hill beating the fuck out of each other. I was coming down off some fairly horrible trip at the time too which really didn’t improve things, thought I was gonna cry.

                                            #1271001
                                            Pat McDonald
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                                              Craziest thing I see lots of people on drink and drugs doing is… nothing.

                                              We’re on the edge of a new Dark Age ruled by corporate barbarians with zero ethical or moral standards, and most people have both their thumbs up their arse and their head in the sand.

                                              Now THAT is crazy.

                                              #1270986
                                              Anonymous

                                                @Pat McDonald 538014 wrote:

                                                We’re on the edge of a new Dark Age ruled by corporate barbarians with zero ethical or moral standards, and most people have both their thumbs up their arse and their head in the sand.

                                                Now THAT is crazy.

                                                and thats relevant to the topic in which way?

                                                #1271018
                                                joksgez
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                                                  im pretty sure i saw a woman take a shit in the mens urinal at the afterparty of the SUF night on saturday whilst casually having a conversation with two other blokes in there. but i was so confused i now doubt whether it actually happened

                                                  #1271015
                                                  korno
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                                                    I do belive that, as the womans bathrooms were all shut off for some reason so they had to all use the mens. and if she needed a shit… well thats just grosse but thats nature lol. So i was told they were all shut off anyway, i didn’t need to go to the dunny not even once lol

                                                    Oh wait you said the afterparty? Ohwell i wasn’t there

                                                    #1271008
                                                    Izbeckistan
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                                                      @korno 538045 wrote:

                                                      I do belive that, as the womans bathrooms were all shut off for some reason so they had to all use the mens. and if she needed a shit… well thats just grosse but thats nature lol. So i was told they were all shut off anyway, i didn’t need to go to the dunny not even once lol

                                                      Oh wait you said the afterparty? Ohwell i wasn’t there

                                                      Mdma shits can be a pain in the arse.

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