truth is stranger than fiction...

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August 18, 2006 at 9:50 am #1086152
General Lighting
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found this in the “South Londonistan Press” today…

I could understand a headhunter bringing in celery; but why a block of cheese?

perhaps its the Chelsea equivalent of a “Millwall Brick”; you clatter a rival round the head with it; then eat it when the cops arrive so there isn’t any evidence….

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Hooligan refuses to hand over block of cheese in pub row

Aug 17 2006

A FOOTBALL hooligan was caught out after refusing to give up a block of cheese he had taken into a pub during the World Cup.

Matthew Burrage, 37, had been given a football banning order that required him to report to Wimbledon police station during each England

game. But when he failed to show up at the start of the England vs Ecuador game on June 25, officers went looking for him. Called to a disturbance at the Walkabout bar in The Broadway, Wimbledon, they found Burrage in a row with a bouncer.

Burrage, of Arras Avenue, Morden, had been told he couldn’t bring food from outside into the pub but refused to leave or give up his Cheddar.

Chelsea fan Burrage was found guilty of three breaches of a football banning order at Wimbledon Magistrates’Court last Wednesday.

He is due to be sentenced on August 22.
August 18, 2006 at 11:09 pm #1086164
Raj
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maaaad
August 23, 2006 at 12:46 am #1086165
Raj
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and just in case you thought i had exhausted this cheesey subject…:groucho: :groucho: :groucho:

http://today.reuters.co.uk/tv/videoStory.aspx?isSummitStory=false&storyId=d65603f5856896fe77acd50179ca1cbd6c2dc7aa&WTmodLoc=NewsArt-R4-WatchVideos-3

check this out :crazy:
August 23, 2006 at 1:01 am #1086181
Agent Subby
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Wicked sculpture. Hope it doesn’t go to waste though and can you imagine the pong after a couple of day’s exhibiting.
Must admit I do crave my babybell ‘light’ everyday.:groucho:
August 23, 2006 at 1:06 am #1086174
Tank Girl
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raj wrote:

and just in case you thought i had exhausted this cheesey subject…:groucho: :groucho: :groucho:

http://today.reuters.co.uk/tv/videoStory.aspx?isSummitStory=false&storyId=d65603f5856896fe77acd50179ca1cbd6c2dc7aa&WTmodLoc=NewsArt-R4-WatchVideos-3

check this out :crazy:

:laugh_at: I want one it’d go great next to my sofa!
August 23, 2006 at 1:09 am #1086175
Tank Girl
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Agent Subby wrote:

Must admit I do crave my babybell ‘light’ everyday.:groucho:

I brought back a HUGE ‘mini’ babybel from France on sat, YUM YUM!! :love:
August 23, 2006 at 1:21 am #1086182
Agent Subby
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Tank Girl wrote:

I brought back a HUGE ‘mini’ babybel from France on sat, YUM YUM!! :love:

Isn’t a HUGE ‘mini’ babybel an oxymoron Tank Girl? I hope you save some for me greedy guts:wink:
Yumptious Scrumptious.:love:
August 23, 2006 at 1:37 am #1086176
Tank Girl
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Agent Subby wrote:

Isn’t a HUGE ‘mini’ babybel an oxymoron Tank Girl? I hope you save some for me greedy guts:wink:
Yumptious Scrumptious.:love:

it is indeed, didnt really know how else to describe it!!!

I plan to leave it out the fridge and let it get all warm and then stuff my face with it, I may take a photo of me eating it and share that??? :groucho:
(evil snigger!!!)

I think I’m also the only person I know who came back from Amsterdam with a ‘Whole Edam’ and no porn etc etc!!! raaa
August 23, 2006 at 3:17 am #1086183
Agent Subby
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“may take a photo of me eating it and share that“??? :groucho:

You naghty sadistic Tank Girl. I want a piece NOW. Munchie Atack on and can’t sleep after a further reduction of subby.:groucho:
August 23, 2006 at 3:54 am #1086177
Tank Girl
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[quote=Agent Subby
You naghty sadistic Tank Girl. [/quote]

hA Ha!! you got it!!!!

but on a more serious note, keep going agent!! :bounce_fl
August 23, 2006 at 5:53 am #1086184
Agent Subby
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You still up Tank Girl. All that cheese must be keeping you awake.
I managed a couple of hours kip.:yawn:
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