tell me more lol:laugh_at:

was your previous job health and safety officer at Buncefield? :laugh_at:

he was frank spencer in a previous life :laugh_at:

i heard matches are really really good for washing petoral out of things with 😉

i learned that one too unfortunately.

I learned that I should not “look at things” I want on eBay. PayPal is a dangerous thing.

ohhh when both your hands are fixed you will be ambidexturas :weee:

ha ha, i remember breacking my right wrist at school (ran into a wall and knocked myself out too :laugh_at:)

and was so happy as i thought i’d get out of my pre gcse exams and the fuckers made me complete em in me left hand!!!! :you_crazy

now touch your manly bits :laugh_at:

just remeinded me of someone that ended up doing the same is all…………..

I was told I was evil as I laughed 😉

be careful dude, especially in the mornin cause u’ll forget and wash yer face or worse, then the pain’ll come back just as bad… :laugh_at: :crazy:

clean up under my bed more and thereby avoid embarrassing moments :omg_no:

:lol_big:

I know someone who took a girl back home from a night out, stopping to get a kebab on the way home (with extra chillies) and neglected to wash his hands before commencing the, ahem, action.

She woke the whole house up frantically legging it to the bathroom and trying to get the shower on.