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    AvatarGiantMidget
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    I learnt today that pissing off a man whose mode of transport is a massive fucking lorry is and was a very bad idea indeed. In fact when he almost destroyed our car and took the wing mirror off it confirmed my fears. It also ‘drove’ the message home further when we went to overtake him and he tried ramming us off the road. All we did was overtake him on an exit ramp and he fucking flipped, Absolute mentalist. I got my own back tho, as soon as we came to a stop we started to exhange pleasantries so i took advantage of his vulnerability and threw a open bottle of water straight at him, proper drenchin the prick. That tipped him over the edge and he went fucking ballistic, we drove away absolutely pissing ourselves!

    We faced death and threw water on the c*nt! :laugh_at:

    #1191716
    AvatarDontBeliveTheHype
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    DJCliffy;305560 wrote:
    I learnt today that pissing off a man whose mode of transport is a massive fucking lorry is and was a very bad idea indeed. In fact when he almost destroyed our car and took the wing mirror off it confirmed my fears. It also ‘drove’ the message home further when we went to overtake him and he tried ramming us off the road. All we did was overtake him on an exit ramp and he fucking flipped, Absolute mentalist. I got my own back tho, as soon as we came to a stop we started to exhange pleasantries so i took advantage of his vulnerability and threw a open bottle of water straight at him, proper drenchin the prick. That tipped him over the edge and he went fucking ballistic, we drove away absolutely pissing ourselves!

    We faced death and threw water on the c*nt! :laugh_at:

    i thougt i saw you at the train station i use to get home from work from .. you wasn’t down my way today by any chance? … i was gonna talk to the guy .. but he would of probbaly thought i was a nutter as even tho it propper looked like you .. the dude had hair and iirc you got a shaved head atm :laugh_at:

    yeah never over take truck drivers .. they are the essence of evil (and often smell of it too)

    #1191697
    AvatarGiantMidget
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    DontBeliveTheHype!;305563 wrote:
    i thougt i saw you at the train station i used to get home from work? .. you wasn’t down my way today by any chance? … i was gonna talk to the guy .. but he would of probbaly thought i was a nutter as even tho it propper looked like you .. the dude had hair and iirc you got a shaved head atm :laugh_at:

    yeah never over take truck drivers .. they are the essence of evil (and often smell of it too)

    Haha nah wasn’t me, can’t remember the name of the town i was in but it wasn’t near london. Btw i don’t have a skinhead no more, i got well long hair, shaved the beard off tho! Was looking a bit like jesus. ๐Ÿ˜‰

    #1191714
    Avatarbryonbond
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    Today I learned to see the good in people rather than the bad, I imagined everyone in my office as kind and it made the day pleasant, so next time you are vexed because people are being wierd, imagine that they are all kind people and it makes life so much more peaceful and nicer

    #1191717
    AvatarDontBeliveTheHype
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    bryonbond;305566 wrote:
    Today I learned to see the good in people rather than the bad, I imagined everyone in my office as kind and it made the day pleasant, so next time you are vexed because people are being wierd, imagine that they are all kind people and it makes life so much more peaceful and nicer

    when people at work piss me off i just put salt and scottch bonnet juice (thats a really really strong chilli) in there tea :laugh_at:

    #1191679
    Avatarprocess
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    today i learnt that toothache is a fucking bitch!:hopeless::crazy_diz

    #1191713
    Avatarpixiegirl
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    Today I learnt that Fridays suck. Although deep down I may have known that all along. :crazy:

    #1191696
    AvatarSouthcaver
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    Today I learned that ham sandwiches are ace with mango chutney:love:

    #1191693
    AvatarMisterDuck
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    today i debated between a calmer, more objective me or reverting back to the undoubtedly more fun, surreal and madness yet somewhat immoral and mindless actions of my earlier teenage years.

    i concluded that i need a common ground, however i can barely even slightly risk gettin caught with drugs these days… hmmm

    what the fuck am i chatting

    today i learnt that not focusing and being idle is all too appealing

    #1191677
    AvatarTek Offensive
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    today i learned that 2 hours sleep isnt nearly enough. ive felt shit all day.

    #1191698
    AvatarGiantMidget
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    Today i learnt that when im cold my nipples go hard but with one slightly larger than the other.

    #1191683
    AvatarTank Girl
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    DJCliffy;305637 wrote:
    Today i learnt that when im cold my nipples go hard but with one slightly larger than the other.

    :laugh_at::laugh_at:

    today I learnt I am very happy

    #1191676
    Avatartitch
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    I like red wine :alcoholic

    #1191699
    AvatarGiantMidget
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    That sneezing and coughing at the same time causes my testicles to retract inside my body.

    #1191718
    AvatarDontBeliveTheHype
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    DJCliffy;305560 wrote:
    Things I Have Learnt Today.

    DON’T POKE KNIVES INTO TOASTERS!!!!!! raaa

    STAY SAFE!!! WEAR RUBBER SHOES AT ALL TIMES DURING LIFE!!!!:love:

    #1191700
    AvatarGiantMidget
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    DontBeliveTheHype!;305725 wrote:
    DON’T POKE KNIVES INTO TOASTERS!!!!!! raaa

    STAY SAFE!!! :love:

    Or use toasters to light a roll up. Ask Starlaugh why. Funniest shit i’ve ever heard! :laugh_at:

    #1191719
    AvatarDontBeliveTheHype
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    DJCliffy;305726 wrote:
    Or use toasters to light a roll up. Ask Starlaugh why. Funniest shit i’ve ever heard! :laugh_at:

    haha i do that all the time .. kinda were i got that idea from .. altho i never had any bad experiances with toasters .. i’m was sure it was a posibility … :laugh_at:

    #1191701
    AvatarGiantMidget
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    What i have learnt today. upon shredding my old documents and putting the remains into a plastic bucket, setting them alight was not a good move at all. High winds and damp conditions made what should of been a simple burning turn into a fucking nightmare. Smoke everywhere covering the whole street. The neighbours are not happy at all and i have a horrible feeling OB are on the way. What have i done!!! ๐Ÿ˜ฅ :laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at:

    #1191674
    AvatarGeneral Lighting
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    plastic buckets tend to be made of thermoplastic. This melts, and eventually the liquid plastic reaches its own ignition temperature and takes fire with considerable smoke :laugh_at:

    but what kind of area do you live in? most people call the Fire Brigade rather than the cops when they think something is alight…it could represent people in danger after all..

    Some years ago this happened to some of my friends when disposing of rubbish in a squat near to a railway line – the Railtrack engineers said there was excessive smoke and a danger to trains.

    The Brigade turned up, helped us damp down the bonfire but they were really sound and explained what had happened, and said “next time call us first on the non-emergency number, (they were only based up the road anyway) if need be we’ll turn up and help you set your rubbish on fire safely :laugh_at:

    use a old washing machine drum next time…

    #1191702
    AvatarGiantMidget
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    I live in a proper residential area, Its okay now. my next door neighbour just knocked asking if everything is alrite. i told him what happened luckily he saw the funny side and went off laughing. not gonna do that again! :laugh_at:

    #1191692
    Avatarbenbear
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    I have learnt to listen to an album 4 times not just twice or thrice. I love Captain Beefheart – Trout Mask Replica now.

    ๐Ÿ˜‰

    #1191703
    AvatarGiantMidget
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    The thing i have learnt today. how to fix the fecking spell checker on firefox. Finally got it working, had to download an English dictionary to get it to work, Hurrah! :love:

    #1191694
    AvatarMisterDuck
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    i have learnt that mobile phones should be confiscated whilst im fucked

    #1191720
    AvatarDontBeliveTheHype
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    General Lighting;305777 wrote:
    plastic buckets tend to be made of thermoplastic. This melts, and eventually the liquid plastic reaches its own ignition temperature and takes fire with considerable smoke :laugh_at:

    but what kind of area do you live in? most people call the Fire Brigade rather than the cops when they think something is alight…it could represent people in danger after all..

    Some years ago this happened to some of my friends when disposing of rubbish in a squat near to a railway line – the Railtrack engineers said there was excessive smoke and a danger to trains.

    The Brigade turned up, helped us damp down the bonfire but they were really sound and explained what had happened, and said “next time call us first on the non-emergency number, (they were only based up the road anyway) if need be we’ll turn up and help you set your rubbish on fire safely :laugh_at:

    use a old washing machine drum next time…

    when cutting a whole in my wall with a industrial disk cutter for new cupboards above my stairs i realised that there was that black brease block type brick crap under the surface … next door nabours called the fire brigade as there were thick plooms of black dust bellowing out my bedroom window :laugh_at:

    #1191695
    Avatarstarlaugh
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    DontBeliveTheHype!;305734 wrote:
    haha i do that all the time .. kinda were i got that idea from .. altho i never had any bad experiances with toasters .. i’m was sure it was a posibility … :laugh_at:

    Your kinda safe, just make sure that it has dried after you lick it…

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