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    The Psyentist
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      Well let’s not fuck about. Straight to the point, don’t run indoors with a boner. You could take someone’s eye out or worse still do what I managed, stub your morning glory on a doorframe running to the toilet. Now my purple helmet warrior would be crying sad tears if he could.

      #1260824
      know_hope
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        running outdoors is better?… not in the city

        #1260832
        MC G-Tek
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          Today I have learnt that there’s a ‘what I’ve learnt today’ thread!

          And I have also learnt that the psyientist is fast becoming p0ly’s sidekick in the amusing sex-related stories stakes!

          #1260817
          Gylfi Gudbjornsson
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            Today I’ve learnt how to make a strong and secure patanostta rig, hair rigs and bolt rigs. All for my fishing exposition today.

            #1260826
            bukowski
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              Lie-ins are b-e-a-utiful

              #1260833
              The Psyentist
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                @bukowski 501655 wrote:

                Lie-ins are b-e-a-utiful

                It’s spelt ‘lion’ mate

                #1260816
                p0ly
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                  @DOTM 501640 wrote:

                  Don’t do too much morphine with no tolerance, you will feel really shitty for some time and nod for a whole day

                  unlucky brah! try and work out your dose every time you do it so you get a feel for how much fucks you up. tolerance does come on quick though.

                  #1260834
                  The Psyentist
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                    Although it was yesterday I learnt an audiophile isn’t someone who masturbates to white noise but somebody who’s probably quite boring with a likelihood of having some degree of asperger syndrome.

                    #1260835
                    The Psyentist
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                      That in it’s self is rather contradictory as many sufferers of asperger syndrome make for interesting characters

                      #1260841
                      korno
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                        Never EVER do anybody a ‘favor’ . They will only be an ungrateful sod!!!

                        #1260842
                        korno
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                          ” an audiophile isn’t someone who masturbates to white noise” LOL!!! Is there a greatest quotes thread?

                          #1260836
                          The Psyentist
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                            @korno 501668 wrote:

                            ” an audiophile isn’t someone who masturbates to white noise” LOL!!! Is there a greatest quotes thread?

                            Yes there is. It’s generally reserved for quotations from the famous but if you wanna pin that up there feel free. Afraid I’m dashing to work now otherwise I’d find and insert link but shouldn’t be hard to look for.

                            #1260818
                            Gylfi Gudbjornsson
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                              I leant that a 4lb mainline isn’t strong enough to handle a 5-6mg club lol

                              #1260825
                              know_hope
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                                triangle still doesn’t fit in the square

                                #1260828
                                Mezz
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                                  Today I learned……

                                  Doing my St Johns 1st aid refresher course ( have to do it every 3 years to keep the qualification valid ) and an interesting fact came up, apparently the liability insurance only covers me to do 1st aid in the UK, if for example I was to do CPR in the UK and broke someones rib while saving their life and that person was such a complete dick as to sue for the injury the insurance would cover it, but if the same situation happened and I was abroad I would be personally liable…………..

                                  Basically, if I go on hols to the US and a yank collapses, my choice is let them die, or risk saving their life only for them to take my house off me off me in court

                                  Sooooo, hypothetically if the situation arose, should I save a yanks life and risk being sued, or walk on by & let them die ???? What would you do ?

                                  #1260839
                                  MR207
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                                    I’ve learned that hiding weed in your boot is a reallyyyyy bad idea ๐Ÿ˜

                                    #1260819
                                    Gylfi Gudbjornsson
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                                      @MR207 501728 wrote:

                                      I’ve learned that hiding weed in your boot is a reallyyyyy bad idea ๐Ÿ˜

                                      Foot boot or boot of the car? (The trunk as you say)

                                      #1260840
                                      MR207
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                                        @NN~Gazatryptamine 501741 wrote:

                                        Foot boot or boot of the car? (The trunk as you say)

                                        Foot boot hahaha, my riding boots

                                        #1260837
                                        The Psyentist
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                                          Don’t worry we’ve all had to learn it at some point.

                                          #1260843
                                          korno
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                                            @Mezz 501716 wrote:

                                            Today I learned……

                                            Doing my St Johns 1st aid refresher course ( have to do it every 3 years to keep the qualification valid ) and an interesting fact came up, apparently the liability insurance only covers me to do 1st aid in the UK, if for example I was to do CPR in the UK and broke someones rib while saving their life and that person was such a complete dick as to sue for the injury the insurance would cover it, but if the same situation happened and I was abroad I would be personally liable…………..

                                            Basically, if I go on hols to the US and a yank collapses, my choice is let them die, or risk saving their life only for them to take my house off me off me in court

                                            Sooooo, hypothetically if the situation arose, should I save a yanks life and risk being sued, or walk on by & let them die ???? What would you do ?

                                            Keep walkin by, when you’re on holiday man, enjoy!!

                                            #1260820
                                            Gylfi Gudbjornsson
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                                              @korno 501750 wrote:

                                              Keep walkin by, when you’re on holiday man, enjoy!!

                                              Get a couple of holiday snaps too, something to show your mate down the pub lol

                                              #1260829
                                              Mezz
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                                                @NN~Gazatryptamine 501751 wrote:

                                                Get a couple of holiday snaps too, something to show your mate down the pub lol

                                                Well it’s only a hypothetical I cant actually afford a holiday, but yeah I think a photo of an American dying as no one will give him medical attention for fear of being sued would make a great conversation piece on the framed on the wall………..

                                                ‘This photo’s my family, this ones my GF, and that one on the end is the guy I allowed to die because of American Litigation Culture’ lol

                                                #1260821
                                                Gylfi Gudbjornsson
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                                                  As Tommy Cooper said: just like that!

                                                  #1260844
                                                  korno
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                                                    I don’t know how to do it

                                                    #1260823
                                                    Fizzbombheid
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                                                      i learned that donkey’s have shoes on their hooves just like horses.

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