about her stupid little dog,who had been stepped on by a paparazzi who

old fireplace in the garden shed,but then

bananas in my basket.who would like

At that moment Matron turned up and said in loud matronly voice “rite Stevens thats enough of that! we will have no more of that sort of talk about large pieces of fruit being provocativly handled Im sending you straight to your bed wearing boxing gloves to stop you handling your bits….your worse than a Tory MP on viagra! at that moment

By a little green man in a yellow rubber suit..

was suspiciously rabbit-like

and hubby Normsky carrying her shopping

The big and dirty raver…Down on your knees or ill

and Ive started to smell like HARTY but not quite as bad and at that moment a large flying……………..

whilst we all jump in the bushes and

and says, ello solider, hows ya father. to which i replyed…..:you_crazy

wobbely bits… he replied, lets av a look coz im rather….

president bush and Tony Blair, creeping from out of the undergrowth, both smiling because….